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Originally Posted by Stringer

How about a hazmat suit?

LOL... like this one :)

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I will say this for this crew! You are a "hoot" to read! Love all your fun and warm messages to one another. Have a great week and know you are making other's smile by your friendships to one another. :)

I got to be going guys have a nice evening and/or a good nights sleep. Tomorrow morning arrives quickly and I need sleep to once again save my world...

Night all it's about 11:45 pm here...

Stringer

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL..............like this one :)

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That might work M... :eek:

Bye stringer...

Hey Jreb , glad you could join us :)

Good night Stringer.

Hey Rebbie, you do know that you are one of those friends that we care about, right? How are you?

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

I will say this for this crew! You are a "hoot" to read! Love all your fun and warm messages to one another. Have a great week and know you are making other's smile by your friendships to one another. :)

It is easy with such good people... :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

It is easy with such good people.......:)

Aw, big hug to your Stringer, and a kiss on the cheek, don't worry, I'll wear a mask. ;):p :D

Goodmorning you, Fell asleep with the computer on and website here. Lol
It probably showed me online all night and most of the morning. Hee Hee

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Originally Posted by rpg219

Hey ya'll.....had to get up when I realized that Colton has no clean clothes for tomorrow, lol.

Guy....no vid of it, but here you go:

With the bill face up fold the top down and the bottom up so they meet at the crease in the middle.

Fold the top and bottom in a second time to meet at the center crease and run a short ruler or a credit card along the folds to make a sharp crease. Then unfold these second folds.

Now fold the dollar in half, back to back so the sides meet.

Now crease the folded edge of the dollar by folding in the corners to the center crease and unfolding them. Then you tuck the creased corners to the inside, between the two layers of the bill. So now you have a dollar with the folded center coming to a point.

I hope you can understand this without pictures--this is where it gets tough to explain. Fold the upper layer of the bill in half so that one edge of the bill is now near the pointed center of the bill.

Then on the quarter of the bill that you just folded, you fold the upper edge down and lower edge up to the center again.

Now turn it over.

Again fold the upper edge down and the lower edge up to the center.

Turn the dollar over again.

Hold the bottom layer of the dollar secure, and carefully pull the top layer open. If you were able to follow my directions successfully, you will now see the dime box.

Make sure the bottom of your box is flat (push it down with your pinky), and place the dime in the box. Smash the edges of the box over the dime to hold it in place.

Tuck the long end of the dollar into the folded part of the short end. Once you have it properly sized, you may want to tape it together so that it does not keep slipping apart when you wear it.

Now to put the clothes in the dryer and off to bed...again. Night everyone HUGS and all that good stuff :)

Thank you! I'll get to work on this the moment I get home from testing, Where'd You find it?

Alty: The Pillow fight was great, about 40 kids showed up on time and I almost got a concussion so that shows it was good. Then for some reason everyone started showing up at 8 when it started at 7 so I got to whack a couple more people before I left

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Originally Posted by Stringer

YOU ARE A WONDER.....is there anything that you don't know how to do?

And by the way girly, I have said "hello" at least three times to you (in one way or the other), ignoring me just won't work and you know that.....

You know I could/would never ignore you!! Everything is okey dokey around here... just busy, busy, busy... or either lazy, lazy, lazy... heehee You and Marta doing well? Anything good lately? Hugs and love dear... gotta run off to work... ahhhh, then my weekend (Tues and Wed) while all you normal folks are sweating bullets working :D (HA... I called you normal! Hahahaha)

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Originally Posted by theguywithnolife

Thank you!, I'll get to work on this the moment i get home from testing, Where'd You find it?

The place you hate so much ;)... googled it while my clothes were washing last night. :rolleyes: You are more than welcome... love to research!

Alty... don't think you got away with the "quick" jab missy, lmao. You kind of got to get in and out around here or you will get absolutely nothing accomplished ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Here's a mask for everyone;

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Just rip it off the lady's face. :)

Night Starty. :)

Alty, seriously, when I saw "just rip it off the ladys face"... I just about peed my pants!:D
Good morning guys!
Jan, Stringer is right, it is easy to be friends here.;)

Hi all! How was the weekend?

Summer fun Tus, we had a little "break in the pool" party and then the next day went out of town and wished FIL a happy 60th birthday!;) It was great... yours?
How have you been haven't chatted in a while...

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Originally Posted by Tuscany

Hi all!! How was the weekend?

Hi Tus, it was busy, busy, busy, busy, busy, busy... did I mention busy?:D

And how was yours?

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Ohhh Stringer, me tooo... Hope you are well!

Hugs and love to all, got to go to work!;)

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Originally Posted by startover22

Ohhh Stringer, me tooo...Hope you are well!

Hugs and love to all, gotta go to work!;)

Geezeeeeeee... those people will get your attention and not us... :(

Sorry I have been scarce Start. Things are crazy here right now with the end of the school year, getting stuff set for summer and all that jazz. Should free up sooner then later.
Sounds like you had a great weekend.

Stringer; Can you say BBBUUUSSSSYYYYY!!

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Originally Posted by Tuscany

Sorry I have been scarce Start. Things are crazy here right now with the end of the school year, getting stuff set for summer and all that jazz. Should free up sooner then later.
Sounds like you had a great weekend.

Stringer; Can you say BBBUUUSSSSYYYYY!!!!!

Yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss.

Hey people,
A quick hello to all my lovely friends.
Take care...

Bye for now...

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Originally Posted by firmbeliever

Hey people,
A quick hello to all my lovely friends.
Take care...

Bye for now...

Wait... was that flash of light really Firmy? I think it was.. :eek:

Found a Picture from the Pillow Fight, I'm on the left besides the Napolien Dynamite look-a-like

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

I will say this for this crew! You are a "hoot" to read! Love all your fun and warm messages to one another. Have a great week and know you are making other's smile by your friendships to one another. :)

It's about time you got here!. and now that you know where we friends (including you) can come and streak in and out.. don't be a stranger.

No stress, no analysis or comments - just plain being yourself - that's what this thread is about dear.

Oh, and did I mention that it was about time you got here?

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_18_103.gifLots and lot of Virtual hugs here!

Hi all. Guy, it sounds and looks like it was a great time. I wonder what hubby would do if I started a pillow fight when he gets home, muwahahahahah.

I'm still cleaning all, will it ever be done?:(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi all. Guy, it sounds and looks like it was a great time. I wonder what hubby would do if I started a pillow fight when he gets home, muwahahahahah.

I'm still cleaning all, will it ever be done?:(

I can offer a match... insurance pays... fresh new house..? Kidding hon...

Giggle, don't think that the thought hasn't crossed my mind Stringer, it would be easier at this point. Sigh, how did it get so bad, oh you, hubby, kids, pets and Alty has been really lazy lately, and taking care of the sick, including herself. I bought a shirt yesterday to give them all a hint, it says "M stands for Mommy, not Maid". Think that will work? ;)

Hi Stringer, Tuscany, Firmy, Alty, Start,Rpg, friend4u, J_Helper(Joe), theguy, Curly,and 'Jreb'.

I hope I did not leave anyone out this time (wouldn't want any more tears stringer dear). Although, I am still waiting for J_9, and CBW to slowly but surely get here.

I know a lot of our other friends are busy but I'll catch them on the threads they 'hide'in anyway.

I just check out two shows on BBC: Red Dwarf and Spooks. I am impressed. One is funny as heck and the other is a good old brit spy spoof - just love them. I'm glad that I get english pay TV now - didn't know that British comedy could be so enjoying once I understand it.

Has anything fun happened to you lately that you'd be willing to share with me? Please do so.

TaTaForNow,

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Giggle, don't think that the thought hasn't crossed my mind Stringer, it would be easier at this point. Sigh, how did it get so bad, oh ya, hubby, kids, pets and Alty has been really lazy lately, and taking care of the sick, including herself. I bought a shirt yesterday to give them all a hint, it says "M stands for Mommy, not Maid". Think that will work? ;)

If your kids are like I was when I was one... you may have to explain... in detail.. :D

Funny, hmm, funny, okay. For show and tell a few weeks back, my daughter told her entire kindergarten class that her daddy has a stinky bum when he eats eggs. She's told other people this before, but not an entire classroom of kids. To make matters worse, my hubby picked her up from school that day, and a few of the kids came up to him and asked if he'd eaten any eggs that day, hubby didn't know why they asked, responded that he had eggs for breakfast, one kid said "hit the deck, he could blow any minute." Hubby and Sydney left, hubby with a red face, Sydney giggling herself silly. I know I LMAO when she told me the story. Kids, got to love them, they're better than cable TV. :)

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Originally Posted by Chery

Hi Stringer, Tuscany, Firmy, Alty, Start,Rpg, friend4u, J_Helper(Joe), theguy, Curly,and 'Jreb'.

I hope I did not leave anyone out this time (wouldn't want any more tears stringer dear). Although, I am still waiting for J_9, and CBW to slowly but surely get here.

I know a lot of our other friends are busy but I'll catch them on the threads they 'hide'in anyway.

I just check out two shows on BBC: Red Dwarf and Spooks. I am impressed. One is funny as heck and the other is a good old brit spy spoof - just love them. I'm glad that I get english pay tv now - didn't know that brittish comedy could be so enjoying once I understand it.

Has anything fun happened to you lately that you'd be willing to share with me? Please do so.

TaTaForNow,

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Hi Chery, it's me... I noticed...

Have you seen a British show called "Sara Jones....?" It is kind of Si Fi and is on here in Chicago on DirecTV (satellite) on the "BBC in America." A spin off from Dr Who... it's not bad.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

If your kids are like I was when I was one...you may have to explain ...in detail..:D

Believe me, been there, done that. They really believe that there is a little fairy that picks up after them, yesterday I finally lost it, I asked them "who do you think cleans up all the mess you make? It's not a cute little fairy, it's me, your poor tired Mommy." They said "Aw, Mommy, you're not a fairy, but you are cute." How can you get mad after that? Jeesh, they've got me all figured out. :o :D :) :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Funny, hmm, funny, okay. For show and tell a few weeks back, my daughter told her entire kindergarten class that her daddy has a stinky bum when he eats eggs. She's told other people this before, but not an entire classroom of kids. To make matters worse, my hubby picked her up from school that day, and a few of the kids came up to him and asked if he'd eaten any eggs that day, hubby didn't know why they asked, responded that he had eggs for breakfast, one kid said "hit the deck, he could blow any minute." Hubby and Sydney left, hubby with a red face, Sydney giggling herself silly. I know I LMAO when she told me the story. Kids, gotta love them, they're better than cable TV. :)

Yep... when Bryan (my son) was 7 he found the key to the cabinet in the garage that held my Playboys. One time after venturing there when I was away he left the door and the pad lock open. When I questioned him he confessed, held out his hand with the key in it. Then he said; " Dad, please don't park in the street anymore cause I can't hear ya coming......."

Too cute Stringer, love that story.

I've got to run. Talk to you all later. :)

Alty out, for now. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Believe me, been there, done that. They really believe that there is a little fairy that picks up after them, yesterday I finally lost it, I asked them "who do you think cleans up all the mess you make? It's not a cute little fairy, it's me, your poor tired Mommy." They said "Aw, Mommy, you're not a fairy, but you are cute." How can you get mad after that? Jeesh, they've got me all figured out. :o :D :) :p

And wrapped around their little fingers... he he :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Funny, hmm, funny, okay. For show and tell a few weeks back, my daughter told her entire kindergarten class that her daddy has a stinky bum when he eats eggs. She's told other people this before, but not an entire classroom of kids. To make matters worse, my hubby picked her up from school that day, and a few of the kids came up to him and asked if he'd eaten any eggs that day, hubby didn't know why they asked, responded that he had eggs for breakfast, one kid said "hit the deck, he could blow any minute." Hubby and Sydney left, hubby with a red face, Sydney giggling herself silly. I know I LMAO when she told me the story. Kids, gotta love them, they're better than cable TV. :)

Thanks for sharing dear - that was cute. Kids are the best!http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_165_8.gif

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Yep...when Bryan (my son) was 7 he found the key to the cabinet in the garage that held my Playboys. One time after venturing there when I was away he left the door and the pad lock open. When I questioned him he confessed, held out his hand with the key in it. Then he said; " Dad, please don't park in the street anymore cause I can't hear ya coming......."

Ha.Ha, I bet you 'reved' it up when driving up from then on...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Believe me, been there, done that. They really believe that there is a little fairy that picks up after them, yesterday I finally lost it, I asked them "who do you think cleans up all the mess you make? It's not a cute little fairy, it's me, your poor tired Mommy." They said "Aw, Mommy, you're not a fairy, but you are cute." How can you get mad after that? Jeesh, they've got me all figured out. :o :D :) :p

Kids are just wonderful. It took Jaime a while to figure out I did not have eyes at the back of my head, but until she did, she had the funniest expressions on her face looking around in surprise that I was not there, but knew what she was up to.

Now, she gets her chance to experience all those little wonders herself. I'm so proud of them both.

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Thank you all so much for sharing these stories with me. That made my day.

I have only seen Dr. Who a few times before it stopped, but the other one might come up next month. They bring on at least one new show a month, so all I have to do is sit back and wait.

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Yes, kids are little miracles, they make you laugh, they make you cry, and at times they make you want to rip your hair out, but the good far outweighs the bad, I can't imagine my life without them. They are growing up way too fast, every day it seems that they have changed, I wish I could slow it down. Well, I live each day to the fullest, enjoy every moment, they are amazing, I just love them so much. :)

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Originally Posted by Chery

Ha.Ha, I bet you 'reved' it up when driving up from then on...

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Yes actually you're right about that Chery He was and is a good kid/son/man/father/husband, all of those things and I actually felt bad for him when I had to address that with him. He was cute when he looked up while sitting in his bed in his room put up a closed hand and opened it slowly. He wasn't sure what I was going to do. I told him that this was not his property and he knows better... didn't go to the "Playboy" thing, I think that would have embarrassed him for a long time to come.

But he was so cute.. Maybe you remember that old commercial where the other siblings say "let Mikey to do it!?" Bryan looked like Mikey with BIG brown eyes, sorry I guess I love my son (and daughter also).:)