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  • Jan 10, 2010, 09:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    :eek:

    I thought you liked naughty girls M. :confused:
  • Jan 10, 2010, 09:47 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I thought you liked naughty girls M. :confused:

    Oh I do Alty , especially Herbie she's one seexxxyyyy kitty , she just threw me ;)
  • Jan 10, 2010, 09:48 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    :eek:

    Told you I'm no good tonight.

    I've made a very bad decision tonight.

    Let me explain.

    Earlier today a friend and I were talking about blow up dolls. I said that I wanted to take photos with blowup dolls doing things like:
    -making a snowman
    -making sandwiches
    -playing video games
    -driving

    So we're laughing about it and so I made this community ad asking people to lend me their blow up dolls [for non sexual purposes]. Soon enough I get this email from this guy. What do I do, give him my address to come drop it off. Remember, I'm alone. Ha. Stupid face. I'm a stupid face. This is how women get raped and killed. Ugh.

    More of my stoopid: I left my keys on the lock for the last couple nights...


    Where is my head? Apparently I don't own one.

    I'm a flucking idiot.

    Sigh
  • Jan 10, 2010, 09:50 PM
    Alty

    Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

    Make sure you lock up good and tight.

    Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)
  • Jan 10, 2010, 09:53 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

    Make sure you lock up good and tight.

    Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)

    Ditto

    Be very careful Muddy :cool:
  • Jan 10, 2010, 09:54 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bad move Muddy. Did he show up?

    Make sure you lock up good and tight.

    Don't ever do that again or I'll send you to M's room with no supper! ;)

    Extremely bad move. I still can't believe how dumb I am.

    Everything is locked.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 09:56 PM
    Alty

    You're not dumb, you're trusting. Sadly trusting can sometimes be dumb. ;)

    The thing is, you learned from this, you won't do it again, so no, you're not dumb. Dumb would be to do it again.

    You never did tell me if he showed up.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 09:58 PM
    mudweiser

    No he has not- sorry I just read that question and it never really entered my brain... the brain I apparently don't have.

    -sigh-

    I am too trusting. I know I am.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:00 PM
    Alty

    You have a brain, it just short circuited. ;)

    From now on, whenever you get a brilliant idea, talk it over with us first. Okay?

    Us you can trust. Guys with blow up dolls willing to come to your house with said doll, not so much.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:03 PM
    mudweiser

    Guess what...

    My phone has no dial tone. Not kidding. Haha my night is going to be interesting...
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:06 PM
    friend4u178

    Speaking of dummies , I posted this in humour the other day. Not sure if you guys saw it but thought it could give you a chuckle :)


    A Blonde comes home and says to her Boyfriend I got this awesome new Tattoo today

    The Boyfriend says great what did you get?

    Blonde says I got a Tattoo of a Seashell on my inner thigh.

    The Boyfriend says what's so awesome about that?

    Blonde says well if you get really really close and put your ear to it , you can smell the ocean!!
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:09 PM
    nikosmom

    I think I just vomited a little, M. :(
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:11 PM
    mudweiser

    Haha M that was funny.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:12 PM
    Alty

    Ahhhh! M! Yikes!

    You're better then this. ;)

    Got to run kids, quality time with the hubby.

    Talk to you all tomorrow.

    Night.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:14 PM
    friend4u178

    LOL... gotta go too ladies , bye for now :)
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:16 PM
    nikosmom

    I'm out too, bedtime for me!
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:16 PM
    mudweiser

    Now I'm here all alone :(

    Boo.
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:18 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Now I'm here all alone :(

    Boo.

    You have your rubber doll herbie :D


    Sorry I'd love to stay but Beer calls :)
  • Jan 10, 2010, 10:21 PM
    mudweiser

    Have fun.

    Hopefully that guy does come over. I hate being alone.

    Gah.
  • Jan 11, 2010, 12:32 AM
    kp2171
    ...

    Wow.

    ...

    Uhm. Well.

    Yeah, I got nuthin.

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