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  • Apr 22, 2009, 06:27 PM
    KISS

    I don't like this sentence: "The man has seeds in his penis and a woman has eggs in her body."

    And I'm not sure the word ejaculates is in the vocabulary.

    I'll have to think about alternatives.



    A man doesn't have seeds in his penis. At least I don't.
    We are always taught to use the proper term, so "sperm" seems to be the right term to use. One key is that sperm are mobile and eggs are fixed and that there is typically 1 egg released per month and millions of sperm released at a time from the male. Once one of the sperm penetrates an egg, no others can. This process is called fertilization.

    Devils advocate:

    Mommy how can I put a soft penis into a girls vagina when I have such a hard time getting my urine into the toilet.
  • Apr 22, 2009, 07:02 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    I don't like this sentence: "The man has seeds in his penis and a woman has eggs in her body."

    and I'm not sure the word ejaculates is in the vocabulary.

    I'll have to think about alternatives.



    A man doesn't have seeds in his penis. At least I don't.
    We are always taught to use the proper term, so "sperm" seems to be the right term to use. One key is that sperm are mobile and eggs are fixed and that there is typically 1 egg released per month and millions of sperm released at a time from the male. Once one of the sperm penetrates an egg, no others can. This process is called fertilization.

    Devils advocate:

    Mommy how can I put a soft penis into a girls vagina when I have such a hard time getting my urine into the toilet.?

    Good points K.I.S.S. you're right, I should use proper words. Having said that, what should I say to explain ejaculation?

    I'm going to rethink this.

    As for the soft penis in a girls vagina. Um, he's ten, he's had an erection, he gets that part, just doesn't know where he's going to be sticking it. :eek:

    Can I hire someone to do this for me? :confused:
  • Apr 22, 2009, 07:02 PM
    Alty

    Update:

    Just talked to Starby. Her brother is taking Niki until she's out of the hospital, he's also got a laptop he's going to lend her, just has to figure out the internet thing.

    She's really doped up, I had to repeat myself a lot and she's a bit out of it, but she sounds okay. She had the surgery today and her leg is in a cast. Her wrist has a neon orange cast on it, she finds it funny.

    Obviously she now has a phone in her room. I'll be calling her again tomorrow. Will keep you all posted.
  • Apr 22, 2009, 07:11 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Update:

    Just talked to Starby. Her brother is taking Niki until she's out of the hospital, he's also got a laptop he's going to lend her, just has to figure out the internet thing.

    She's really doped up, I had to repeat myself alot and she's a bit out of it, but she sounds okay. She had the surgery today and her leg is in a cast. Her wrist has a neon orange cast on it, she finds it funny.

    Obviously she now has a phone in her room. I'll be calling her again tomorrow. Will keep you all posted.

    Can you ask starby to get piccys :D
  • Apr 22, 2009, 07:13 PM
    friend4u178

    That's good news Alty , thanks for the update and send my Lub to starby :)
  • Apr 22, 2009, 07:16 PM
    Alty

    Love has been sent, pictures have been requested. :)
  • Apr 22, 2009, 07:42 PM
    Unknown008

    LOL, I'm gone for some time and you guys get naughty! :joking:

    Ok, I didn't expect that Starby's thread will contain some "tmi" like noney said! By the way, how could you not know that at your age? I mean, I did it in my bio class last year? Well, perhaps the education system is different?

    Glad to hear that Starby is doing all right and will soon be on AMHD again. She perhaps need some more encouragement?

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/member...e55-hugs05.jpg
  • Apr 22, 2009, 07:50 PM
    turtlegirl16

    On behalf of the entire Turtle family, including Myself (Turtlegirl16), Turbo Turtle, and Thomas Turtle, get well soon ♥
  • Apr 22, 2009, 08:13 PM
    Just Dahlia

    I was wondering where you were and I would not have known if I hadn't come across this thread. I'm so sorry about everything, but at least Nikki has a place to go. Can't wait to see some of your drug induced suggestions.
    Get well very soon.
    Dahlia
  • Apr 22, 2009, 08:27 PM
    KISS

    Back to doing two things at once.

    Ok, so he has had an erection. That may also mean he has had a "wet dream". Thus, the milky clear fluid that is emitted during a "wet dream" contains sperm. The act of emitting that milky clear fluid is called "ejaculation". (Not quite right, but close (ejaculation vs. masturbation comes to mind).

    Wet dreams are good. The males body has erections during the night to keep his penis healthy.

    You don't have to have an erection to ejaculate, but it helps. You do need an erection for penetration, but that's a different topic.

    How's that?

    Then there is the slang terms vs. the medical terms. e.g vs ejaculate. Orgasm vs come. Who knows how to handle that.

    I should dig out my mimeographed notes from 3rd grade when I had my 1st formal sex ed class.
  • Apr 22, 2009, 08:31 PM
    friend4u178

    K.I.S.S

    Your scaring me LOL :rolleyes:
  • Apr 22, 2009, 08:39 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    K.I.S.S

    Your scaring me LOL :rolleyes:

    Good, I'm not the only one. ;)
  • Apr 22, 2009, 08:43 PM
    Justwantfair

    Is Starby behind on her sex ed?

    Can't wait until you print this out Alty and she ends up all confused... :D
  • Apr 22, 2009, 08:58 PM
    none12345
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    K.I.S.S

    Your scaring me LOL :rolleyes:

    Me three :(
  • Apr 22, 2009, 09:05 PM
    KISS

    Boo!!
  • Apr 22, 2009, 09:18 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid View Post
    Boo!!

    Ahhhhhhhhhh! :eek:
  • Apr 22, 2009, 09:19 PM
    twinkiedooter

    Alty, love you and all but trying to explain sex to kids.. They don't really need that much info right now as they are just children. Wait until they come home from school and tell you about the sex ed class and explain it to you, OK? Then when they explain it all to you you will be certain that they understand it fully. Just confusing them now that the stork does not bring babies is going to give them way too much to think about... way too much to think about.

    Tell Starby I said hello and please come back soon. AMHD is not the same without her here.
  • Apr 22, 2009, 09:19 PM
    none12345
    Lalala
  • Apr 23, 2009, 05:38 AM
    JudyKayTee

    Oh my gosh, I'm days behind! I just found this thread, thanks to a heads up from "Alty." I had no idea. Hope Starby is doing well and on the road to recovery. Right now I'm too shocked to do anything but send good wishes.
  • Apr 23, 2009, 06:34 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by twinkiedooter View Post
    Alty, love you and all but trying to explain sex to kids......? They don't really need that much info right now as they are just children. Wait until they come home from school and tell you about the sex ed class and explain it to you, ok? Then when they explain it all to you you will be certain that they understand it fully. Just confusing them now that the stork does not bring babies is going to give them way too much to think about.... way too much to think about.

    Tell Starby I said hello and please come back soon. AMHD is not the same without her here.

    I have to agree. There is too much info there for these little kids to wrap their tiny heads around. They don't need ALL of the specifics at such a young age.

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