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  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:37 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I love that commercial, especially the little squeaky sounds, too cute. :)

    Hih

    Lar

    Eee

    Ous
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:46 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    hih

    lar

    eee

    ous

    I can't stop watching it, it makes me giggle. :p
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:53 PM
    kp2171
    Your girls jiggle when you giggle.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 04:55 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    your girls jiggle when you giggle.

    Giggle. You noticed. :D

    They also jiggle when I jog, workout, have sex. Heck, just about every activity makes them jiggle, they can be hazardous at times.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:01 PM
    kp2171
    A good bra is priceless, yknow.

    I know you know.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:03 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    a good bra is priceless, yknow.

    i know you know.

    A good bra is expensive! :eek:

    I have good bras, they cost an arm and a leg.

    Little secret. I only wear a bra when I'm going out. When indoors, I usually roam around sans bra. :cool:

    You know you like it. You love to watch them jiggle. :D
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:06 PM
    kp2171
    Until I dated girls I never felt the inside of clothes... especially until I dated my wife.

    Its just not enough for a cozy, comfy outside... there needs to be a soft inside, no hard seams, scratchy lines...

    Who knew?

    Not me?

    Now I feel up underwear on the rack in the store. The creepy guy with his hand up a teddy.

    Jus' doing research.

    Then again... if she doesn't like it, she'll take it off.

    And she's naked under there yknow...
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:12 PM
    Alty

    I'd love a Teddy, but they're hard to find in my size.

    I have big boobahs, but a very small rib cage, small waist, small arse, need I go on?

    I'm also tall, at least for a gal, and clothing manufacturers don't take gals like me into consideration when making clothing.

    I don't fit into a normal mold. Most women that have teenie waists have small boobahs. I'm an anomaly.

    I have bought lingerie, adjusted it to work. I've never been able to buy sexy lingerie off the rack and have it fit. I've given up.

    But, can I just say, I look really good sans raimon (sp?) :)
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:26 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'm an anomaly

    Perfect like that.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:28 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    perfect like that.

    For that you get a kiss, a really wet one! :)
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:31 PM
    mudweiser

    Kp's hijacked yet another thread...

    http://tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:.../Giving_Up.jpg

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:32 PM
    Alty

    Awwww! You okay?

    I'm to blame too. KP and I, well, together we divide and conquer. Sorry Sarah. :o

    KP, meet me in the other room, we've been busted! :eek:
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:35 PM
    kp2171
    I'm off the thread.

    I promise.

    Until later when I break the promise.
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:39 PM
    starbuck8

    Grrrrrrrrr! I'm sooooo sick of giving a long thought out answer on the relationship forum, only to hit send, and find out that the damn thread has been closed! You're on your own for awhile folks! Like I said, SICK of IT!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:41 PM
    kp2171
    *hugs starby*

    ... you smell nice...
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:41 PM
    mudweiser

    Aww are you okay Starby.

    Sarah
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:42 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    *hugs starby*

    ...you smell nice...

    ::sniffs herself:: Oh that's me? Hahaha!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:43 PM
    Alty

    Starby, come on, it happens, no big deal, now shake it off, come back and have some fun with us.

    Here, I'll mix you a drink. I'll have the scantly clad hunky waiter bring it over.

    Better?
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:46 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Starby, come on, it happens, no big deal, now shake it off, come back and have some fun with us.

    Here, I'll mix you a drink. I'll have the scantly clad hunky waiter bring it over.

    Better?

    Make it a double with a pretty umbrella, and get Kp to bring it wearing nothing but a thong, and we'll discuss it!
  • Apr 18, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Make it a double with a pretty umbrella, and get Kp to bring it wearing nothing but a thong, and we'll discuss it!

    Well, I'll do my best.

    KP dear, you gorgeous man you, can you do me a little teenie favor? Please?

    I've got this tiny black thong, just your size, or maybe one or two sizes smaller, sorry. Can you don this and bring this cute little drink over to Starby? I'll make it worth your while, promise. :)

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