Hmmmmm... you guys sold out or what?
Went on to something new and exciting did you?

Well I don't know but I am eating and I'm still mad hungry. That makes no sense.

To make sense you take one dictionary, a chicken, 15 TV epidodes of your favourite show and 3 tablespoons of sugar, place in the oven at 230 degrees celcious and leave for 20 minuites. Then when its done sprinkle a polaroid camera over to make perfect sense.

You mean SHAKE. Gosh. Amateurs.
Not everyoen can make a perfect Plastrtic Junk meat pie.

This is a random enough tread to say, albear that is one sick avatar- made me laugh though.

Lm,ao that's horrible =[p

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This is a random enough tread to say, albear that is one sick avatar- made me laugh though.

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Lol that's why it's there, to make people laugh, why is it sick lol

Rahaha

Give me some whiskey and a hot bath!

My butt iches

Who told me... oh yes... you go to bed with an itchy butt, you wake up with a stinky finger... We can all thank Shatteredsoul for that one! Whoa... at least I think it was her... or maybe Saraiii... no it was Shattered... ohhhh geeze... new name for xAj... Stinky finger! LMAO

Lmao!

Buttt buttt I showerr D:

Confucius Says...

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virgin just like balloon... one prick, all gone.

Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.

Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.

Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

Girl who marry Richard must kiss .

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...

War do not determine who right, war determine who left.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

He who farts in church sits in own pew.

He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

He who kisses woman's get crack in jaw.

Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

Woman who go to bachelor apartment for snack get tit-bit.

Man who put rooster in Ice Compartment take out Stiff Cock.

No difference between man and mouse - both end in .

Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Thanks Mag...

My foot is asleep and I have had too many good shots of whiskey.. feeling quite irritated and ready to go round! Dang it!
EDIT:::: My foot is fine and I am OK now... LMAO

Well then wake that foot up and head down the street and whoop the first but you come across. That's what I used to do when I drank Whiskey. I'm Irish and Cherokee... you don't give me a bottle of whiskey and a knife!

I am Cherokee and German so if I see you I will kick your buns even with a knife in your hand... and whiskey in yer bellie...
I am in need of some relaxation... I am all wound up, I am so ready to get my aggression out and find peace... LMAO!

And she rambles all night till...

Studies show that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.

Ha ha... Worth, silly!
I stabbed potatoes way too many times with a fork today before I put them in the oven... What was my deal?