Ha Ha... well I think you can just send her the way she is , I'll enjoy cleaning her up ;)
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Ha Ha... well I think you can just send her the way she is , I'll enjoy cleaning her up ;)
Do you need a loufa? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Just my luck my bag of ice was outside on my back step, because there was no room in the freezer, and melted the other day when it decided to was going to melt everything, and I don't do frozen veggies. But hey, I've got a ziploc bag and enough snow to build a city! But with my luck, I'd probably fall again. My back and hip are starting to ache now too! I just took a percocet, that's all I have. I'm out of my muscle relaxants. It's okay as long as I sit here with my leg up on a chair. If the swelling doesn't go down, I guess I'll have to take a cab up to the hosp. Uuuhhhggg... there is usually a good 5 hr. wait! I hope I can get my jeans off! I decided to wear my brand new jeans today!. figures! :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Thanks for the cigs and the beer Batman! I just called the delivery co.
Is that the name of some sort of Whoopy stick?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
No problem starby... if you need help getting your jeans off I'll send Genie Tahlia around ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
M! A loufa is a girly thingy spongy washy uppy thing. You know. A loufa!Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
LOL! Hey... but he might turn me from a blonde into Bud! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Starbs, can you put any pressure on your legs?
Ohhhh... SO'aB!! That was dumb dumb dumb dumb!! It was feeling better since I had it up, so I stood up to see if it felt a bit better. Oh dammit that hurt! You know what it actually feels like Sneeze? It almost feels like a pulled muscle in my calf, or something like that. *%#* that hurts! I just scared the Sh*t out of Niki!Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
... but I distinctively heard a crack... actually it sounded like more than one when I fell to the side. My boots were still stuck in the snow.
A crack possibly be your ligaments I think starby , I've done it myself. (right sneezy? )
It's right under the edge of the back of my knee, and right beside where the bone is, but it seems to be just slightly off the side of whatever the heck that big bone is that runs down the side of your leg.
Did that even mean sense?
If you can put pressure on it and walk on it, (I know it hurts) but if you can walk on it, good chance you didn't break anything.
As friend said, you probably pulled a ligament or pulled a muscle, or sprained it badly.
PUT SOME SNOW ON IT WOMAN!
Tomorrow will hurt like hell, but in a few days, if the pain hasn't gone away, time to see a doc.
I can put a little bit of pressure on it, and limp a bit. It seems to radiate right from my ankle all the way up leg and into my lower back.
Hopefully I can wait until at least tomorrow to go to walk-in, so I don't have to sit for hrs. and hr.'s in emerg.
I'm going to go get snow. I hope there's enough on my porch so I don't have to go down the steps. Of course today of all days, my brother did my porch and my front sidewalk... well some of it.
Where'd everybody go? Did I kill the mood? :(
no. we're laughing at your misfortunes.
Hee hee
:p :p :p :p :p
Have You Ever Wondered Why Men Lie?
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe."Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?"the Lord asked.
"Yes", he replied.
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me, Lord."
"It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said no to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share me with anyone, so THAT'S why I said yes to Angelina Jolie."
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others… MOSTLY his wife!
That's our story, and we're sticking to it..........................'THE GUYS'
Fore!
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him "How does that feel?"
He replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
MORAL: Life is confusing...don't jump to conclusions.......
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