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  • Apr 13, 2007, 04:13 PM
    curlybenswife
    LOL no comment she is quite heavy handed you know
  • Apr 13, 2007, 04:15 PM
    magprob
    Long armed is more like it!:eek:
  • Apr 14, 2007, 01:07 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehehe well she is special :D
  • Apr 14, 2007, 10:00 AM
    magprob
    Yes, and GOD bless her pointed little head.:D
  • Apr 14, 2007, 10:28 AM
    magprob
    S econd World Wars
    P opular
    A nimal-based
    M eat


    S tyle
    P roclaims
    A
    M oratorium


    S uddenly masked hombres seized
    P etunia Pig
    A and
    M ade her into a sort of dense Jell-o


    S itting on your
    P late
    A
    M ysterious stranger


    S ir, as President of
    Hormel, you have been convicted by a
    Jury of your
    P eers on a charge
    A ttempted
    M eat


    S omehow the texture, out of nowhere
    P roduces a species
    A tavistic anomie, a
    M elancholy memory of "food."
  • Apr 16, 2007, 02:45 AM
    magprob
    Magprob to earth-Magprob to earth- The giant asteroid that hit earth last night seems to have spared me here in my basement. I was frying some Spam when it hit. The rest of life on the planet seems to have been wiped out completely. I walked for a while, in my fire retardant thermal long johns and double insulated irrigation boots, along the strewn path of the atseroid when I realized that the pieces of the asteroid laying about, were beginning to hatch. We, I am afraid, have been destroyed by an evil alien race. I have barracaded myself in my basement and I am having a Spam sandwich with mayo and just a touch of Grey Poupon mustard. If it truly is the end, I have a right to splurge. It is now 3:36 AM and try as I may, I cannot make contact with any other living being. I am afraid I am the last living creature left here, not counting the evil alien hatchlings that are now trying to chew there way into my basement. I have realized that they may smell the spam and that is what is attracting them. I have 3,000 rounds of double ought buck. I am determined to hold them off as long as I can.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 03:34 AM
    magprob
    God! How could I be so dumb! I remember reading weeks ago, scientist had been finding trace amounts of Iridium in Moon Pies! That's it! If we had only seen the correlation then, we could have prevented this horrible disaster. Ah but alas, it is now too late. The evil alien hatchings keep chewing away and soon, I will be face to... well, whatever they have I will be facing it. Sleep would be nice. Another human voice would be even better. I wouldn't mind one of those recorded phone calls where the guy trying to sell windshields rings you up and then you start cussing him and telling him how you would just love to squish his head. Even that would be all right.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 03:38 AM
    curlybenswife
    Mag my dear are you wittering away to yourself giggle ;)
  • Apr 16, 2007, 03:43 AM
    J_9
    OMG, what has this come to? Mag my dear, I think you need a little shut eye.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 03:54 AM
    J_9
    Off to test #5. Keep your fingers crossed for me. It is on disorders of the eye, mood disorders, anxiety disorders, eating disorders, domestic violence, and the thyroid.

    Oh, yeah, I am not as prepared for this one as I was last time. Keep me in your thoughts for the next 5 hours.
  • Apr 16, 2007, 04:16 AM
    Allheart
    You are so in our thoughts J-9 - and just to be on the safe side, you are in our thoughts
    For the next 7 hours - always good to leave a little breathing room.

    I just know you will do great!! Sending lots of good thoughts :)
  • Apr 16, 2007, 04:29 AM
    curlybenswife
    Oh j you will whip the tests butt and you know it go girl go girl :D
  • Apr 17, 2007, 09:22 PM
    momincali
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    S econd World Wars
    P opular
    A nimal-based
    M eat


    S tyle
    P roclaims
    A
    M oratorium


    S uddenly masked hombres seized
    P etunia Pig
    A nd
    M ade her into a sort of dense Jell-o


    S itting on your
    P late
    A
    M ysterious stranger


    S ir, as President of
    Hormel, you have been convicted by a
    Jury of your
    P eers on a charge
    A ttempted
    M eat


    S omehow the texture, out of nowhere
    P roduces a species
    A tavistic anomie, a
    M elancholy memory of "food."


    LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!! :D
  • Apr 18, 2007, 10:47 AM
    Rockabilly1955mama
    So as I was shopping today, I came across some Spam, and the first person I tought about was magprob. Haha. Couldn't stop laughing. I had myself a childish moment.
  • Apr 18, 2007, 11:01 AM
    magprob
    Did you purchase that spam? Did you take it home and fry it up and loveingly tuck it between two pieces of soft white bread and savor the moment with a cheap port wine?
    I didn't think so. You need to spread your wings and learn to live!
  • Apr 18, 2007, 11:03 AM
    Rockabilly1955mama
    I was thinking about buying it. Next time, I shall buy some though. And I will enjoy it... with the cheap wine, of course!
  • Apr 18, 2007, 11:38 AM
    magprob
    I thank you, Hormel thanks you. And don't forget to try Spam Scampi! An exciting new dish from the Hormel Kitchens developed by Grandma Sadie Hormel herself.
    Cut Spam into one inch chunks and place into ceramic Scampi dish
    Grate six Cloves of Garlic over Spam
    Cut one pound of butter into several pads and arrange over Spam and Garlic
    Bake for thirty minutes on 325 and VIOLA! Spam Scampi. ENJOY!
  • Apr 18, 2007, 04:35 PM
    momincali
    One of my former bosses LOVED The Spam! He ate it with everything. He'd go to Mickey D's and order a Big Mac, only to take out the patties and replace them with Spam slices. For breakfast, he'd often put it in between two pancakes as a sandwich! He said that Spam was nature's candy!!
  • Apr 18, 2007, 04:47 PM
    magprob
    Well I'll tell you, Spam is not only natures candy, but I believe it is the stuff from biblical times known as "Manna from heaven." I believe that GOD dropped cans of Spam onto the wandering Jews. You see, back in those days, Spam cans had the key attached to open the can since we all know that they hadn't invented the can opener yet. Although they don't actually use the word Spam in the bible, it was, at that time called Manna. If you just add a S and a P to Manna, you get Spmanna. See what I mean? Uncanny isn't it?
  • Apr 18, 2007, 08:39 PM
    momincali
    You've made some serious Hormel/Spam stock purchases... haven't you??

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