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Originally Posted by Altenweg

KP darling, show this young tiger how to please a woman.

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Discovery is half the fun.

Is cleanup the other half?

Just icked myself out. Sweet.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

discovery is half the fun.

is cleanup the other half?

just icked myself out. sweet.

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Just icked me out. Not so sweet. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I hate giving directions.

Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?

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He can check out the sticky notes we put up earlier...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

You said that's what you wanted.

Forget it... I will work wonders with my tongue... just kick back and relax.

I am now going to write a detailed list entitled "What women really want".

This will take a few days, so be patient. Also, I'll have to start a new thread as it won't fit on this one. Heck, I'll just print out copies, you boys can purchase them at your nearest book store.

As for the tongue action KC, let's see what you've got. ;)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

he can check out the sticky notes we put up earlier...

1) get it up
2) whisper stuff

you said thats what you wanted.

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From Vin Diesel. I expect more from you dear, you have a brain and a bod.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I hate giving directions.

Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?

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Wheres the fingerpaint?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

From Vin Diesel. I expect more from you dear, you have a brain and a bod.

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Damninit.

I knew that thing would screw up my life sooner or later.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

wheres the fingerpaint?

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:: Alty gives KP some chocolate syrup::

Use this, it works better. :)

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Originally Posted by kp2171

damninit.

i knew that thing would screw up my life sooner or later.

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Should have played dumb. Too late now. :D

I'm going to write out a detailed list of what men want. It will take me approximately 43 seconds.

Sex. Food. Sleep. Sex. Sports. *edited in* sex. Cohol. Cool toys. Sex.

Kc... what did I miss?

You need to add one more "sex" to the list... :cool:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

you need to add one more "sex" to the list...:cool:

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If you want to add one more sex then the sports have to go!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

you need to add one more "sex" to the list...:cool:

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Check that. Thanks for the backup.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If you want to add one more sex then the sports have to go!

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Sorry darlin. Nada.

BUT I am willing to combine cohol with sports... AND have sex at halftime.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

sex. food. sleep. sex. sports. *edited in* sex. cohol. cool toys. sex.

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Honestly, you could just condense this as
1) food
2) sleep
3) sex in between sports shows while drinking and using toys

Three things really isn't too much to ask.

Its not even a plethora

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Originally Posted by kp2171

sorry darlin. nada.

BUT i am willing to combine cohol with sports... AND have sex at halftime.

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Are you telling me that you'd continue watching sports if I came into the room with nothing but a smile on and climbed on your lap?

Say it isn't so. :(

I think kc took alty into the other room while I was babbling.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

i think kc took alty into the other room while i was babbling.

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Nope, I'm still here.

I think KC is in the corner watching.

We tend to do that to people when we get together, don't we KP?