Don't make me use force sweetie, are you ticklish? ;):)
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Don't make me use force sweetie, are you ticklish? ;):)
Never mind about that ticklish stuff...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Mart said; "here, put some of this stuff on your palm now hold the handle of the whip." It was something in a tube.. now I can not release my fingers.
Ah, very nice excuse my dear, but I'm not buying it, soak your hand in warm
Water for a while, we'll get you to release it.
Oh, and, goochie, goochie, goo. Muwahahah:)
Stringer, don't make me bring out my extras;
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The top one is a bull whip, and the bottom is the same type Indianna Jones uses. :)
Got to run for a bit, time for some lunch. I'll be back later. You go soak that hand. :)
Nope...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
But it is a problem walking around the house with the strung out whip trailing behind me. What am I going to do for tonight? Marta is having about 30 people over for a cookout around the fire pit for Father's Day... they will all be scared of me... Wait!!! I like it!!!!!!
Oh no, what have I done, Stringer loves the whip, AMHD will never be the same
Again.:D :D :D :eek:
Shall we have a challenge dear Stringer, who can hit the target the most?
Be afraid my dear, I've had years of practice. Muwahahahaha. ;)
I practiced with Mr Lash Larue!! I got it down...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
You sure sweetie, wouldn't it be embarrassing if you got beaten by a girl? ;)
Okay, you asked for it, let's see how you do.
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Now don't get distracted
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I have some tricks up my sleeve. :);)
You don't know me... it does not matter if a "girl" beats me... I just don't like losing...
And obviously you don't either cause YOU CHEAT! Ha!
I don't have time for all this banter... (Alty) Ssshhh... (help) seriously, how the h*ll do I get this off my hand before the party. I can see me serving a drink to a friend and snapping a toupee off another's head in the process...
Poor Stringer, really soak it in warm water, or wear long sleeves and tuck it
Inside one of the sleeves, or do party tricks. ;)
You make me giggle sweetie. And cheat, me, of course, all is fair in love and war.
You kidnapped my whip, this means WAR!! :);)
Have fun at the party, don't hurt anyone, and watch out for the furs (toupee's).
I was just writing you to say we should stop hijacking. LOL! I was going to write that Niki is my love, but I get a little tired of just playing with Niki's balls. One is green, and the other one is multi-coloured. Does this sound like it could cause a problem? Maybe I should start my own thread and ask! LOL!!
Oh Starby, thank you, I needed that laugh. Just got into a bit of a quarrel on another thread. Arrrrrrr, some people just annoy the ever loving crap out of me.
I think I gave as good as I got, but well, I give up, you can lead a stubborn a$$ to water, but you cannot make him drink, you can however hold his head down until he drowns. Muwahahahahah :)
Hey, just came up with that all by myself, I'm on a roll, maybe I should go back to that
Thread and finish what he started. Hmmm, beer, I have beer, bubbles, forget it, beer it is. :)
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, sorry, that's a catchy tune. :)
Oooh, I thinketh I mayeth have a replyeth on that threadeth, shall I go whip
His butteth into shapeth. I'm having another moment, oh woe is me. ;)
I just got 2 reddies! I guess I'm on a roll too! Some girl asked about the monthly expenses of a Lab puppy she was planning to get. One of the comments mentioned a few things, food, treats... and then said Labs only need to be bathed a few times a yr.
I didn't quote her, but wrote back with all of the other expenses of a pup, that can be unexpected and so on, and wrote that I disagreed that Labs only need to be bathed twice a yr. She gave me a reddie because she said "a few times", and I said "twice", and then said that Labs aren't like poodles and don't need to be bathed all of the time. She got a reddie back! Phhhffftttt!
Go get them Alty! Bawhahahaha!
What thread?
Back me up sweetie, I need it, I'm about to tell this guy off and get myself booted from the site.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/religi...ng-226429.html
Got to go offline for a min or two, Wiggy's ordering pizza, yum;
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Did somebody say Hijacking?
Sometimes I feel that I may come on too strong or might be too honest. Brutally honest sometimes. There have been times I needed a cool down time. We all have boiling points and sometimes it may come out on here.
Anyway, I guess I am just mumbling at this point. Lol
Just have had many different experiences and know exactly how you feel.
Thanks Joe... I getcha! Oh believe me I do! :)
Well Starby,
I should say Goodnight now. Time to get some shut eye.
Have a good night.
BY THE WAY, HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE FATHERS!!
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