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  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:37 PM
    cal823

    Lol.
    In West Australia where I live it wouldn't be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:37 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Alty, I'm 25... if you were my mom, that would be scary... but you are a hot mom, thats for sure... :)

    :o Aw, that's so sweet. I'm blushing. I'm, I'm, flustered. :o
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:38 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cal823 View Post
    Lol.
    In West Australia where I live it wouldnt be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.

    Describe "position of authority" ;)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:38 PM
    cal823

    :p
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:39 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    :o Aw, that's so sweet. I'm blushing. I'm, I'm, flustered. :o

    Haha... you know its true... go look in a mirror if you don't believe me... ;)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:40 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cal823 View Post
    Lol.
    In West Australia where I live it wouldnt be. Unless you was in a position of authority over me.

    Aussie Aussie Aussie! :D
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:40 PM
    cal823
    Oi oi oi!
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:41 PM
    friend4u178

    Stop it you two , that's embarrassing :rolleyes:
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:43 PM
    cal823

    No!
    You start it!
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:43 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Stop it you two , thats embarrasing :rolleyes:

    Come on M... show us your Aussie pride... Lol!

    We need Shaz in here too...
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:44 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Haha... you know its true... go look in a mirror if you don't believe me... ;)

    ::looking in mirror::

    Egad! What the hell happened? :eek:

    That was a bad idea. ;)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:45 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Aussie Aussie Aussie!! :D

    Attica! Attica! Attica!

    Not kosher? :p
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:46 PM
    cal823

    Now
    AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:47 PM
    Alty

    Head desk! Head desk! Smacking head on desk!! :(

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relati...ow-387933.html
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:48 PM
    cal823

    Haha.
    *Smashes Head into desk*
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:49 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Come on M... show us your Aussie pride.... Lol!

    We need Shaz in here too...

    Blacky
    I'm as proud as any Aussie , but that osi osi osi thing grates on me :eek:
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:54 PM
    Alty

    A Starby classic;

    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
    Discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
    Fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
    Developed and open to trade, especially for someone
    With cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
    Relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
    Aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
    With a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
    Some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
    Mistakes, still very strong and proud.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
    And border s are now largely un-patrolled.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
    With a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
    Ages... still desirable but only those with an
    Adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
    Knowledge and true love dare visit there.

    GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a d*ck.

    I thought this would be appropriate, seeing as we're discussing countries, age, beauty, etc. And Starby sent it to me so it includes her too.

    See how I wrapped that up in a neat little package?

    Yup, I'm that good! :)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:54 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Blacky
    I'm as proud as any Aussie , but that osi osi osi thing grates on me :eek:

    Really? We used to love yelling that out at the cricket... Hmm... maybe it's a Westie thing... Lol!
  • Aug 17, 2009, 09:23 PM
    Alty

    Well, that joke bombed.

    I stopped all communication here.

    Bad Alty. Bad girl. :(
  • Aug 17, 2009, 09:28 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    A Starby classic;

    GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
    discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
    fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well
    developed and open to trade, especially for someone
    with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
    relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
    aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
    with a glorious and all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
    some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past
    mistakes, still very strong and proud.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
    and border s are now largely un-patrolled.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path,
    with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the
    ages...still desirable but only those with an
    adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
    knowledge and true love dare visit there.

    GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a d*ck.

    I thought this would be appropriate, seeing as we're discussing countries, age, beauty, etc. And Starby sent it to me so it includes her too.

    See how I wrapped that up in a neat little package?

    Yup, I'm that good! :)

    Very funny ;)

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