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  • May 15, 2009, 11:54 AM
    kctiger

    Maybe it's my poor aiming that did it...
  • May 15, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Wow, three minutes... good time, Alty!! :D

    Twenty something, it's not difficult. ;)
  • May 15, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Maybe it's my poor aiming that did it...

    About that, my eye is burning. :(
  • May 15, 2009, 11:58 AM
    Justwantfair

    Hope you don't wear contacts...

    That is how I got my eye infection... which is not fun.

    Do you need a dartboard kc, do some practice?? I mean you can shoot that far, can't you?
  • May 15, 2009, 11:59 AM
    kctiger

    A dartboard? Perhaps you can draw something on your chest and I will go from there... :cool:
  • May 15, 2009, 12:00 PM
    nitelight198073

    Wow I have heard of the bionic man but bionic sperm that is a new one and rather impressive
  • May 15, 2009, 12:00 PM
    Justwantfair

    You bet!!

    Of course there are so many spots to aim at... :D
  • May 15, 2009, 12:01 PM
    nitelight198073
    Justy I think you were just offered a pearl necklace
  • May 15, 2009, 12:01 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nitelight198073 View Post
    wow i have heard of the bionic man but bionic sperm that is a new one and rather impressive

    I couldn't even describe thick and chunky to you, it has new meaning to me. :D
  • May 15, 2009, 12:05 PM
    Alty

    No contacts, I had lasic eye surgery done last year. But you, ouch!

    KC, no worries, practice makes perfect. We'll just keep practicing.

    You ready to go again?
  • May 15, 2009, 12:07 PM
    kctiger

    Yes... I am good to go... open wide.
  • May 15, 2009, 12:14 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Yes...I am good to go...open wide.

    LOL! No dear, it's your turn to make my head spin!
  • May 15, 2009, 12:16 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Uh Oh...I see that KP is back...

    :: Zips up pants and runs for the door ::

    :cool:

    Careful with that zipper. Them little teeth can leave tire tracks.
  • May 15, 2009, 12:16 PM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LOL! No dear, it's your turn to make my head spin!

    :: Turns to KP asking for advice ::
  • May 15, 2009, 12:17 PM
    kp2171
    I almost typed

    Oops, wrong thread

    The threadjacking has become so common and familiar that I'm just assuming I'm in trouble
  • May 15, 2009, 12:18 PM
    Alty

    KP darling, show this young tiger how to please a woman.
  • May 15, 2009, 12:18 PM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    :: Turns to KP asking for advice ::

    Kc, is too young in the boy toy process, he will need loads of assistance...

    I am sure you can handle it, Alty ;)

    We'll have him trained right in no time.
  • May 15, 2009, 12:20 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    :: Turns to KP asking for advice ::

    Nope.

    I'm not going to be your Cyrano...

    I'm sure you can figure out what alty likes...

    She just wants what she wants when she wants it.

    Simple key to happiness.
  • May 15, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    kc, is too young in the boy toy process, he will need loads of assistance...

    I am sure you can handle it, Alty ;)

    We'll have him trained right in no time.

    I hate giving directions.

    Can I just draw a diagram with arrows?
  • May 15, 2009, 12:20 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    nope.

    im not going to be your Cyrano...

    im sure you can figure out what alty likes...

    she just wants what she wants when she wants it.

    simple key to happiness.

    But KP, I want you! :cool:

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