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  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:07 PM
    curlybenswife
    Heheheheehehe did it make your eyes water?
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:07 PM
    alkalineangel
    It definitely looked painful... lol.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:14 PM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle you should have told thomas to bend over
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:15 PM
    alkalineangel
    OMG!! I need to run to the bathroom... LMAO!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:16 PM
    curlybenswife
    Tee hee run run there's nothing worse than a soggy chair although you could swap ot with the office granny ;)
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:28 PM
    startover22
    You are not the odd man, I love it and when we have a chucnk to actually spend, I go and I go crazy with my daughter. Synnen, I have never bought anything at victoria's secret because of that, I am a thin woman but very tall and I have bigger bones. Anyway, I couldn't wear their crap ever! They are too pricey anyhow!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:30 PM
    curlybenswife
    We don't have victoria secret here I fear I'm missing out but its probably for the best lol
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:33 PM
    J_9
    They are too pricey for me, and for some reason they just don't fit me the way I like.

    Also, they don't carry spongebob undies. LOL
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:34 PM
    curlybenswife
    Ah well if they don't sell sb then hell I wouldn't even step over the door :D
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:35 PM
    alkalineangel
    I go for the semi annual... nothign better than 2 dollar undies and bras... lol.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:36 PM
    Emland
    Victoria's Secret
    Well their stuff's real nice
    Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
    And still look sexy
    Just as sexy
    As those models on TV
    No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
    You might think I'm trashy
    A little too hard core
    But get in my neck of the woods
    I'm just the girl next door

    -Gretchen Wilson
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:44 PM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehehehehe I like it Em
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:45 PM
    startover22
    Also, they don't carry spongebob undies. LOL[/QUOTE]

    There is something wrong with this!! LOL
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:54 PM
    alkalineangel
    Well I am off to pick up my little spongebob... I will talk to you guys later tonight, that is those who are night owls.. lol.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 01:56 PM
    J_9
    Toodles Al!!

    Be careful
  • Jul 3, 2007, 05:50 PM
    J_9
    Why are men so argumentative?
  • Jul 3, 2007, 06:45 PM
    startover22
    And Why is it so hard for them to see things my way?? And if they arewrong why can't they say they are sorry before I have to knock themup side the head?? Damn it!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 06:52 PM
    Synnen
    It's their version of PMS. Duh.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 07:06 PM
    startover22
    I guess it is the right time of the month. I have to give it up more around this time so he stays quiet!!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 08:36 PM
    magprob
    Well I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style

    But my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild

    Mom and Dad had a plan for me, it was debutantes and symphonies

    But I like my music hot I like my women wild


    Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

    When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed

    Too much lipstick and too much rouge

    Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused

    Yeah I like my women just a tad on the trashy side


    Well you should have seen the look on the faces of my Dad and Mom

    When I showed up at the door with my date for the senior prom

    They said, "Pardon us son, she ain't no kid,

    That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig"

    I said, "I know it Dad, ain't she cool? That's the kind I dig."


    Hey well I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

    When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is died

    Too much lipstick and too much rouge

    Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused

    Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side. (When they wear them High Heels!)


    Yeah, I like 'em sweet. I like 'em with a heart of gold

    Hey I like 'em brassy. I like 'em brazen and bold.

    They say opposites attract, but I don't agree

    I need a woman as tacky as me

    Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side


    Yeah well I like my women just a tad on the trashy side

    When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed

    Too much lipstick and too much rouge

    Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused

    Hey I like my women just a tad on the trashy side


    Yeah, I like my women just a tad on the trashy side. :cool:

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