Lol I cross my heart and hope to.. uhhh... get a smack on the bottom ;)

I second that KP!

Damnitalltohell. I have to go for a bit.

Kids are home, time to be a mom.

Same here... nearly 7am.. time to sleep now that I have repaired winkies and eyeballs.
Night all.
:)

Don't like how this thread has gone since my elephant turned west.

Time to turn him back around.

Let's get the solder back at attention!

No west, no east, definitely no south and north just seems unnatural...

We will just go for attention. :D

I've got to get ready to scoot too, I'll def be back later...

{{{HUGS all around}}

::NM slaps Alty's hand away::

Later for that Alty! Geesh.

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I've gotta get ready to scoot too, I'll def be back later...

{{{HUGS all around}}

::NM slaps Alty's hand away::

Later for that Alty! Geesh.

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Ahhh, and Alty won't swing that way for me...

:: pout, pout ::

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Ahhh, and Alty won't swing that way for me...

:: pout, pout ::

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I've convinced her ;)

Ok, got to go!

I play for one team only! But, but, darnit! :(

Okay guys, need your help. Anyone around?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-...le-350569.html

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Okay guys, need your help. Anyone around?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-...le-350569.html

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Make sure scottgem, jkt, and fr chuck sees this...

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make sure scottgem, jkt, and fr chuck sees this...

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Will do KP, good idea.

I'm stuck. I don't know what to do for her and she doesn't know what to do for herself.

Grrr. :(

Chuff, you asked a question in another thread and I'm more then happy to answer it here. This thread is so far off track I don't think anyone can get it back on. ;)

My ex, well, what can I say. The man was good, damn good, could make me feel things I never though I would!

He knew every button, every spot, just when to touch, how hard, how soft, how long, or how short.

If he and I had stuck to sex we'd be fine, but we had nothing else in common.

He's a great friend now, love him to death, but we're better friends then we are anything else.

But damn, the sex... purrrr. :)

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Chuff, you asked a question in another thread and I'm more then happy to answer it here. This thread is so far off track I don't think anyone can get it back on. ;)

My ex, well, what can I say. The man was good, damn good, could make me feel things I never though I would!

He knew every button, every spot, just when to touch, how hard, how soft, how long, or how short.

If he and I had stuck to sex we'd be fine, but we had nothing else in common.

He's a great friend now, love him to death, but we're better friends then we are anything else.

But damn, the sex...... purrrr. :)

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I know someone like that...

The one that made sure you were begging before he would give you exactly what you wanted...

::sigh::

Can't we just meld all the ex's together, maybe we could end up with perfect men.

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I know someone like that...

The one that made sure you were begging before he would give you exactly what you wanted...

::sigh::

Can't we just meld all the ex's together, maybe we could end up with perfect men.

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Look no further... :cool:

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Look no further...:cool:

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Your hands are already full!

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Your hands are already full!!

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Come again... with whom... with what... elaborate...

Smile kc, it's a beautiful day :D

I couldn't keep all that expertise all to myself, just think of all the women's hearts I would break.

Women's hearts breaking over me... that would be the day! :cool:

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Come again....with whom...with what...elaborate...

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Shhh, we can't say "with what" here... ;)

Ah KC's going for the sympathy points!

Well played good sir, well played