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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What's the punishment going to be for misbehaviour deputy? ;)

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I'm sure that YOU will find out ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I'm sure that YOU will find out ;)

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So am I , that's I'm asking. Does it involve bondage? Oooh, did I say that out loud? Still haven't gotten any quality time with hubby, sorry. :o

LOL... see what I mean:eek:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL.................see what I mean:eek:

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Eeek, I already broke the rules?

Hmmm, I already broke the rules?:D

So M, are you going to punish me? Please? ;)

Dangit, I need quality time, really soon kids, until then, I am not responsible for my posts. Blame it on frustration, and the lack of charged batteries. :D

Too far M?

Wife reads an article,

"Wow! A bull can have sex 3000 times a year... I wish u could do the same".

Hubby replies, "Ask the bull if he has sex with the same cow'

Cow? Are we going there M? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Cow? Are we going there M? ;)

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LMAO... not going there alty:rolleyes:

Wiggy help us all out here!!

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LMAO.................. not going there alty:rolleyes:

Wiggy help us all out here!!!!

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Wiggy's at work, it's just you and me bud. Are you scared? You should be. Muwahahahahahaha :D

Uh oh... Jared... Sydney... are you there??


M qiuck retreat to your corner :eek:

Chicken. :)

Jared and Sydney are my flesh and blood, they will not side with you. If they do they will hear how I suffered through 9 months of pregnancy, per child, labor and delivery, I have video to back it up. Trust me, in the end they will be on my side. :):)

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I have it all covered Boss :D

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M!!!!!!!! There will be NO retreating to your corner!!!!! You are in charge, Alty is a challenging you... you have to show strength now...

Do I have to worry the whole time I am away? Is there no rest for the weary? :confused:

M...Stand up straight, shoulders back, hat on straight, AND your hands on yer guns. Now march out there and uphold the rules......

Sheriff...

I thought that I wasn't supposed to have grapefruit at all with the pills I have to take. Now my Doc has told me it is OK in moderation. I haven't had cold grapefruit for over 2 1/2 years. I am eating my first one now AND it is GREAT, boy I missed it. Nice and cold with salt... great!

I'm a challenge? Stringer dear, I haven't yet begun to challenge M. Muwahahahahah.

Come on M, if you can handle me, then you can handle anyone. Are you up to the challenge? Hmmmmmm? Do you feel lucky, do you? Muwahahahahahahaha. :):)

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I thought that I wasn't supposed to have grapefruit at all with the pills I have to take. Now my Doc has told me it is ok in moderation. I haven't had cold grapefruit for over 2 1/2 years. I am eating my first one now AND it is GREAT, boy I missed it. Nice and cold with salt....great!

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Never had grapefriut, actually, not true, haven't had grapefruit since I took a bite of my moms when I was little. Ugggh, still remember that day vividly. ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

M!!!!!!!! There will be NO retreating to your corner!!!!! You are in charge, Alty is a challenging ya....you have to show strength now....

Do I have to worry the whole time I am away? Is there no rest for the weary? :confused:

M...Stand up straight, shoulders back, hat on straight, AND your hands on yer guns. Now march out there and uphold the rules......

Sheriff....

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It's all good stringer , all part of the strategy... you have nothing to worry about!! :cool:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

It's all good stringer , all part of the strategy..................... you have nothing to worry about!!!!:cool:

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Strategy? M dear, you are no match for me. Nope, I have tricks that you can't even imagine. You will be left in the dust my dear, yes you will, mark my words. :D

Stringer, are you sure you can take a chance leaving M in charge while you're gone? Perhaps you'd rather leave me in charge, after all I have the second whip. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

"Stringy?? You are going to leave us for a WHOLE 2 weeks?? Who is going to babysit us?? :(" - Starby

I have given the Deputy special instructions for each of you....see that you adhere or he has the specifications in hand for suitable punishment.......ha ha :) *(Possible use of the Susy....NAaaaaaa..Susy is going with me this time...use the shotgun M!) Ha

M...study hard...so you will know instantly who is breaking our laws....

Stringer (Sheriff with six shooter and badge) :)

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SHOTGUNS?. Alty duck! (no pun intended :D ). Spidey might just take advantage of the powers that be, and get a little trigger happy! We will have to devise a plan of our own girlzzz! Shhhhhh... the Sheriff might have this place bugged!

Starby, grab the guns and run, you and I will run this place, shhhh, don't say anything, just sway your hips and bat your lashes, pouty lips and a twinkle in your eye. Okay, go.

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Strategy? M dear, you are no match for me. Nope, I have tricks that you can't even imagine. You will be left in the dust my dear, yes you will, mark my words. :D

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Can you do this... and disappear... and come back without you even noticing:D

I have you covered my dear Alty:cool:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Strategy? M dear, you are no match for me. Nope, I have tricks that you can't even imagine. You will be left in the dust my dear, yes you will, mark my words. :D

Stringer, are you sure you can take a chance leaving M in charge while you're gone? Perhaps you'd rather leave me in charge, after all I have the second whip. :)

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Hear yee, hear yee... there IS NO second whip.. propaganda only! No second WHIP! Only Susy!