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  • May 14, 2010, 01:54 PM
    albear

    Lol, yes to even it out of course, and have lots of fun doing so :D


    No worries my leg was in a cast so that acted as my leg instead of the actual bones in my leg :)
  • May 14, 2010, 03:51 PM
    QLP

    Trampolining is fun - except when you have to hang onto your boobs so they don't bounce too much - looks a bit silly...
  • May 14, 2010, 04:01 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by QLP View Post
    Trampolining is fun - except when you have to hang onto your boobs so they don't bounce too much - looks a bit silly....

    So jealous. I hardly have that problem.
  • May 14, 2010, 04:18 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    I have to tell you guys the mentality of what I work with.

    One of the guys here is having issues with his wife. They are off and on. He moved out a couple weeks ago. They have two children together already. So a couple days ago he is so cranky and says how he just wants to shoot himself his life sucks. We ask why. Well his wife told him she was pregnant again. So someone asks him if he is sure its his. His comment "I know its mine I watched her pee on the stick"

    Wow, thats all I can say. He must be a member on this site. Maybe we have talked with him and we dont know it. Oh boy thats so sad I couldnt even laugh.

    Is that a new kind of paternity test I've never heard of before?
  • May 14, 2010, 04:22 PM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    is that a new kind of paternity test i've never heard of before?

    Isn't that to funny? I have to tell the story here because there are so many similar ones on this site like that.

    Now about these kittens I keep reading about. I so want one! I have two cats now and have been thinking of another. Fed Ex me one please.
  • May 14, 2010, 04:28 PM
    hheath541

    Sunny, I have a house design idea for you.

    When I was in high school, I went to someone's house for a cast party. Don't remember who or what play. What I DO remember, is that their back deck had a big hole in the middle. In that hole, was a trampoline. You walked right from the deck onto the trampoline. They also had a swimming pool in their basement.

    If you want to take your trampoline down for winter, you can just make a big 'plug' to go over the hole when the trampoline's not there.
  • May 14, 2010, 04:33 PM
    88sunflower
    Oh my god that sounds awesome. I have sliding glass doors to coming off my dining room. Ooohh better yet put the trampoline like you said and the pool off the side. Can't imagine how many broken bones that would cause. Jumping from the trampoline in the deck to the pool.
  • May 14, 2010, 04:39 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Isnt that to funny? I have to tell the story here because there are so many similar ones on this site like that.

    Now about these kittens I keep reading about. I so want one! I have two cats now and have been thinking of another. Fed Ex me one please.

    If you can find a way to get a kitten to you, I'm more than happy to let you adopt one. Unfortunately, since I don't drive, I won't be much help in the transporting department.

    There's actually a group of truckers that transport animals.

    Welcome to Operation Roger... Truckers Pet Transport
  • May 14, 2010, 04:40 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Oh my god that sounds awesome. I have sliding glass doors to coming off my dining room. Ooohh better yet put the trampoline like you said and the pool off the side. Can't imagine how many broken bones that would cause. Jumping from the trampoline in the deck to the pool.

    I'm glad I could set some wheels spinning ^_^
  • May 14, 2010, 04:40 PM
    Alty

    Oh Sunny, you really have to adopt a kitten. Adopt Alty-cat, she needs you!

    Pack your bags, we're going on a guilt trip. :)
  • May 14, 2010, 04:43 PM
    88sunflower
    Stop it Alty! As it is I take in every stray in the neighborhood and let them live here as long as they want. For years I kept dog food here and I don't even have a dog. But just in case...

    Oh great bags are packed. This is going to be a long ride.
  • May 14, 2010, 04:48 PM
    88sunflower
    By the way heath my postmaster once told me she had a box of little chicks come through her post office. She said they chirped the entire time and drove her nuts.
  • May 14, 2010, 04:48 PM
    Alty
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    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Stop it Alty! As it is I take in every stray in the neighborhood and let them live here as long as they want. For years I kept dog food here and I dont even have a dog. But just in case....

    Oh great bags are packed. This is going to be a long ride.

    I can push you over the edge. Double dog dare me? :D

    Attachment 30897
    Please adopt Alty cat. Pretty please.

    Are you in your car yet? ;)
  • May 14, 2010, 04:52 PM
    88sunflower
    Wow if that's Alty-cat I pass. Looks like Gizmo the gremlin with those big eyes. Will it turn nasty if it gets wet?

    OK I can pretty her up I guess.
  • May 14, 2010, 05:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Wow if thats Alty-cat I pass. Looks like Gizmo the gremlin with those big eyes. Will it turn nasty if it gets wet?

    OK I can pretty her up I guess.

    LMAO! No, that's not Alty-cat. Alty-cat is a calico cutie. This one is some genetic freak with huge eyes, but still, I think she's cute, and so sad looking.

    I guess it's back to the drawing board. Any hints on how I can make you crack and adopt Alty-cat?
  • May 14, 2010, 05:06 PM
    88sunflower
    Seriously I am hypnotized... watch.. ing bunnies butt
  • May 14, 2010, 05:10 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Seriously I am hypnotized...watch..ing bunnies butt

    LOL! That's what she's there for, to make people forget about their question. ;)

    Now go adopt Alty-cat. You can't distract me Sunnykins. :)
  • May 14, 2010, 05:14 PM
    hheath541

    I'd like for alty-cat and unky to be adopted together, if possible. They've really bonded, and neither do well in unfamiliar or uncertain situations.

    Aura will do fine just about anywhere, as long as she's allowed to do things on her terms. She likes to be around other people and cats, but likes her space. She accepts cuddles and pets, but only when SHE wants them.

    Mop would be great around young kids. He loves cuddles and pets and loves nothing more than to curl up or play next to you. He's very careful with his claws and teeth, and almost never causes pain. I don't think living with a little kid who picks kitty up by the butt or head or puts kitty in a dress and stroller would phase him at all. In fact, I think he'd love it.
  • May 14, 2010, 05:16 PM
    hheath541
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    By the way heath my postmaster once told me she had a box of little chicks come through her post office. She said they chirped the entire time and drove her nuts.

    Despite that, I will not be mailing a kitten through the post office.
  • May 14, 2010, 05:18 PM
    88sunflower
    OK your in Canada? I am on the border. Seriously, on the border. Hmm.. how far are you from Cornwall?

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