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  • May 15, 2009, 09:54 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Exception to rule... Vin Diesel. Just sayin'.

    He's always the exception. As long as he can get it up and whisper sweet nothings I don't care if he doesn't know 2 + 2. Sigh.
  • May 15, 2009, 09:56 AM
    Justwantfair

    Sh!t, he doesn't even have to whisper sweet nothings.

    I am not looking to make love to that man...

    I just want a good pounding from him. :D
  • May 15, 2009, 09:59 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Sh!t, he doesn't even have to whisper sweet nothings.

    I am not looking to make love to that man...

    I just want a good pounding from him. :D

    He has to whisper to me, that's what I find sexiest about him, his voice.

    Yes, he has a nice body, love the bald head, but I can get that elsewhere. The voice though, purrrrrrrr.

    Sadly, I have a feeling he'd talk but not have much to say.

    Now KP, that man could whisper in my ear all day and all night. Love the way he writes, pretty darn sure I'd love the way he talks.

    Forget Vin, KP, you're number one on my list and no girls, I'm not sharing! ;)
  • May 15, 2009, 10:01 AM
    kp2171
    Must write this down...

    1) get it up
    2) whisper stuff

    You don't mind sticky notes on the bed, right?
  • May 15, 2009, 10:04 AM
    Justwantfair

    Like we honestly believe that you would ever need a sticky note... come on now.

    You could improvise well, no doubt.
  • May 15, 2009, 10:09 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    must write this down...

    1) get it up
    2) whisper stuff

    you dont mind sticky notes on the bed, right?

    What are you using to make them stick? Just asking. ;)
  • May 15, 2009, 11:00 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    You could improvise well, no doubt.

    "improvise"... that mean go faster and be unfocused, right?

    At least I think that's what it says in the Male Mind Dictionary... ;)

    Oops... wrong thread
  • May 15, 2009, 11:03 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    "improvise"... that mean go faster and be unfocused, right?

    at least i think thats what it says in the Male Mind Dictionary... ;)

    oops... wrong thread

    Are you ever unfocused when it comes to sex? I don't think so.
  • May 15, 2009, 11:08 AM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    He has to whisper to me, that's what I find sexiest about him, his voice.

    Yes, he has a nice body, love the bald head, but I can get that elsewhere. The voice though, purrrrrrrr.

    Sadly, I have a feeling he'd talk but not have much to say.

    Now KP, that man could whisper in my ear all day and all night. Love the way he writes, pretty darn sure I'd love the way he talks.

    Forget Vin, KP, you're number one on my list and no girls, I'm not sharing! ;)

    I agree girl... I want a man that can pick me up and throw me against the wall and give me the ruff stuff
  • May 15, 2009, 11:09 AM
    kctiger

    What's happenin' guys?
  • May 15, 2009, 11:10 AM
    nitelight198073

    Hi kc
  • May 15, 2009, 11:11 AM
    Alty

    I don't mind a good, throw me up against the wall and make me forget everything romp, but after the deed he better have something to say, otherwise he'll be shown the door.

    Stimulate my mind and the body will follow. Just saying. ;)
  • May 15, 2009, 11:12 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    What's happenin' guys?

    Not much. The boys aren't being very playful today. :(
  • May 15, 2009, 11:13 AM
    Romefalls19

    My mind is elsewhere, sadly I am forced to see the fiance's ex's mother. Not a big fan, or a fan, or even enjoyed anything that she has ever done.
  • May 15, 2009, 11:14 AM
    kctiger

    Sorry... some of us guys (ME) are fairly tired and just want to go to bed... ahhh, my comfy bed...
  • May 15, 2009, 11:16 AM
    Alty

    You boys have a job, that job is pleasing us. It's in the contract!

    KC, you can go to bed after you're done here.

    Rome, give me mommy dearests email, I'll take care of it, then you can play. ;)

    By the way, I threw out my back, I'm in tons of pain right now, not good, not good at all!

    Massage? Please?
  • May 15, 2009, 11:16 AM
    Justwantfair

    I want to play...

    A little strip poker...

    A little pole dancing...

    Hmmmm, I am in such a mood...
  • May 15, 2009, 11:18 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Sorry...some of us guys (ME) are fairly tired and just want to go to bed...ahhh, my comfy bed...

    I will take you to bed... hope you don't mind the scarfs and handcuffs... yes, you can stay in bed for just a little while...

    No other obligations allowed.
  • May 15, 2009, 11:19 AM
    kctiger

    So long as you do all the work, I can handle that.
  • May 15, 2009, 11:21 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    I wanna play...

    a little strip poker...

    a little pole dancing...
    hmmmm, I am in such a mood...


    I hope you're better at it then this lady.

    YouTube - Fat Woman Pole Dance Fail

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