BOY, I really got carried away with the number of consecutive posts, I am really sorry, I really thought that as I was replying to the posts that others were posting as well... I am sorry about that. I know that is wrong and I am really sorry... :o :o :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Wait Alty, you mean THE DUCK is not cooking and is still running around? Wow, how many whacks have we taken at it? I see duck feathers all over the place....I know you clobbered it at least a few times. I remember you waiting patiently behind the door for almost an hour with that club (no wait it was a 2 x 4...yep, mysterious how that keeps showing up) and whacking the h*ll out of it...
That was really kind of funny, you swung the club fast smacking the floor and the poor hysterical duck QUACKING (screaming!) as loud as it could, jumping swearing at you.
It's poor eyes wide open, its' featherless wings flapping wildly, running in circles. Damn, I think you and the duck were involved in this "dance" for over another hour. Until you couldn't lift the stupid club off the floor and fell exhausted, spread eagle on the floor. With the mad duck still trying to fly but (she) couldn't get 1 foot off the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I remember you repeating something over and over again, but all I could make out were the swear words!
And then what broke my heart Alty.......that duck came back to you and said softly: "But I am only a lil' ducky!!!!!!!!)