I really really want a swing, actually. I have a friend that has one, and she says it has opened up a variety of fun things that her poor body was just getting too old to do anymore... and I know that feeling. My poor knees, sometimes...

Lol... They are pretty expensive though...
One day... soon

LOL wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee

Compared to the Sybian, NO sex toy is expensive.

Except, maybe, Johnny Depp.

I have come to the conclusion that I need a hair cut... So it will grow... lol...

Anyway, it's almost down to my rear and needs to be trimmed...
Sorry was just brushin it out and realized that... And now back to sex fiends and the toys they love

OK now here is the deal, I am afraid I will fall out of the frickin thing!! How do you stay on it and stuff, I guess I am a novice after all... but I am good at picking out sexy outfits, that don't make me look ridiculous. They are cheaper than the swing too, that thing is like two hundred bucks or something, right, oh I guess I looked before. LOL We went to a couple's toy party, talk about embarrassing. A girl had a vibrator on her underwear as she was showing the products. OK start, are we going to have to share Marky Mark too? LOL

I realllyyyyyy want JOHnny now. I think he is living in France with his beautiful wife and family, he doesn't want to live in the U.S. anymore. I don't think anyway.

Funny my ex was called mark too :D

How do you not fall out of the swing?

The swing is just there for support, honey. You find a good balance point, and then your husband makes sure you don't fall out ;)

Honestly, I have seen that before Syn... I would love to have one but there is no way my man would "buy a replacement" for himself... lol

You'll have to fight for then all shattered... lol...

Wish I could find nice sexy stuff for my poor figure... lol

You no matter what will always look sexy to your husband, REMEMBER?

My husband is the one that keeps talking the thing up to me!

My first thought was $1500.00 for a SEX TOY?! No way!

I know that... but I want to feel sexy for me... Does that make any sense to anyone besides me..


Too much money... I don't want it that much.

1500 dollars? American money? No need I have a REALLY good time with my hubby. MMMMMMMM When is he coming home?

LOL.. you should see me with my movies... If I'm in a not so sexy mood... my husband is like "go watch Chocolate or Benny and Joon" LMAO!!

I love the swing Idea... I would totally do it.. We have our kicks by finding places where we could possibly get caught... like the park... LOL.

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I know that... but I want to feel sexy for me... Does that make any sense to anyone besides me...?


Too much money... I don't want it that much.

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Perfect sense! I feel the same way but I know my husband makes me feel better. I think I am not sexy naked, but he does and I am being sexy for him so I feel a "little" better about it all. Find something soft and smooth to just cover your butt and then surprise no panties, how sexy is that. Oh my goodness, did I just say that?

LOL Al I lost my virginity at the top of there...

Cabot Tower - Bristol Connect

Holy cRAP cbw

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lol start.... so we're just a bit kinky...lol... it don't mean you have to be. It is fun though

I love the pizza box in the back there.... "hot -n- ready". Sounds like us today....lmfao

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OMG.. I just peed myself..

LOL CBW! I lost mine in a bed, but we did do it in a playhouse at waterfront park at one point... lol... far before I ever was a mother... lol...