Magpie, please loosen my restraints!!

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Originally Posted by J_9

My mouse pad wishes you the best!!!!

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About that mouse pad, is there any way I could purchase it from you? I can't find one anywhere.:(

Honey, it is all dirty and nasty, but I am pretty sure I can get one for you.

I will give it to you in Vegas BABY!!

Maggie, if I can't get one, I will send it to you, but you don't have to purchase it from me. Just gimme a little...

Your address.

Oh my! Now you're scaring me. You know I'm not that kind of boy. My honey would skin me alive if I started consorting with leather clad hussies in Vegas... she would box my big head! Drag me down the strip screaming and begging for mercy. No thanks. I'll keep looking on eBay for my Hormel Spam paraphernalia, thank you very much.

OH MY GOD mag you need this you so so so so need this lol

eBay.co.uk: SPAM COSTUME Look Like A Can of Spam ! ADULT new A7141 (item 190054163514 end time 20-Apr-07 12:16:30 BST)

I already have one. I also have Spam PJs. What I really want is the Spam Ranger helmet with the built in microphone and flashing red light with siren. Or the Secret Spam Agent briefcase with handcuffs and finger print set. Now your talking about hard to get collector items. But thank you for the lead. I might have a member of the Idaho Spam Collectors Club that needs one. I'll check around.

Giggle oh my word you need a spam counciler giggle

Yes, I am obsessed with Spam. But can you really think of a better thing to be consumed with. The firm pinkness of its strong, squrejawed shape. The way the gelaten falls around it luscios, pork like frame. Oh my! Please excuse me.

LOL OK you get the prize for being the looniest :D

This is too cute! I've got the movies!

Yup, maybe I will see Magpie tomorrow in the real looney bin. Hope he is restrained though.

I like this spam person. =]

And that is all I am after. An exercise in loonacy! As Moon the Loon said... "Who's Next." I still can't seem to get started on the second half of my book though, "There's a Giant Poodle in my Gravy." I do think the Spam angle might work in somehow though. Spam Gravy? Giant Poodles? Yea!
And thank you Rockabilly. I myself am a PsycoBilly. A true Horton Heat desciple.

Reverend Horton Heat

Oh you are funny sure make me giggle anyway mag

Quack Quack!

Waddle waddle!

So, Synn,

If it quacks like a duck and waddles like a duck...

Could it be...

a...

DUCK!!

And if it WEIGHS the same as a duck...

Then it should be a CROW??

It's a WITCH!

BURN HER!