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  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:12 AM
    Myth
    Poor ben... lol... I can't wait to be a kid again and get all nasty freaky with my too stuffy hubby...
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:13 AM
    shatteredsoul
    HEE HEEE I think you are hilarious CBW@! I would love to do MANY things to JOhnny Depp, I just don't think I could mention them all here.. My husband loves Carmen Electra so I guess we are even. Although she is hott!! Ohhh my , how do we get started on these subjects? SWALLOWING? OHHH my virgin ears!! LOL LOL
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:14 AM
    shatteredsoul
    Myth, maybe you could loosen up a little when you are going to the movies, or sit in the wayyy back and keep him occupied DURING the movie, well you said you wanted to be a kid again!! LOL
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:15 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL look I prefer pearl necklaces OK what's wrong with that :D
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:17 AM
    Myth
    MMMMM Johnny depp... omg I take that man to heaven and hell in one night... lol... In a good clean way of course... lol j/k. What fun would it be if it were good and clean. My hubby has a thing for Jenna Jameson, porn star, go figure.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:17 AM
    startover22
    Oh s---! I have never swallowed, does that make me less of a woman?
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:18 AM
    Myth
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    LOL look i prefer pearl necklaces ok whats wrong with that :D

    I almost fell out of my chair... I have to pee now!

    Ok better... lol...

    You know I would but there will be a lot of kids at this particular movie and I'm still a mom so I don't think that will fly tonight...
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:19 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL keep it that way start you isn't missing anything hunny lol
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:20 AM
    Myth
    Not at all start... Wish I were less of a women if that's the case... hehehe. He eats too much hot sauce... lol
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:20 AM
    startover22
    Ok, good. Sheesh you guys know about porn, toys and swallowing, I am so out of the loop. Now you have me wondering if I am doing right by my husband and his needs?? /
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:21 AM
    alkalineangel
    It's the loony bin after all, and some of us are overly hormonal.. lol..

    J_9... have you ever played guitar hero? Im addicted to it... its really sad... even Connor is addicted... but he's pretty good too.. lol.
    http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...0AcNmrRmzZNmNg
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:21 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL if he lets you carry on and your still getting it hunny you are obviously doing it right ;)
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:21 AM
    Myth
    Lol start... so we're just a bit kinky... lol... it don't mean you have to be. It is fun though

    I love the pizza box in the back there... "hot -n- ready". Sounds like us today... lmfao
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:23 AM
    curlybenswife
    A bit kinky lol I asked ben the other night if there was anything else he wanted to try he just looked at me and said I think we have exhusted everything :D
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:24 AM
    shatteredsoul
    HEll no, it just makes you a SMART woman!! I guess you are right , Myth, it wouldn't be appropriate, but there is always afterwards in the car!! LOL By then you will be stuffed and ready for bed!! Jenna Jameson, I read her autobiography, it was interesting and very sad. She has been exploited her whole life. She really is a beautiful girl though. I can see where he would like her. I think you and me might have to fight for JOhnny, I have had dreams of him for years, LOL I am guessing he would turn me on just by looking at me!! He wouldn't even have to do anything!! I also like Mark Wahlberg, he isn't quite the bad boy like Johnny is. He has a very eccentric side and it doesn't even weird me out. Well, now that you have me daydreaming...
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:25 AM
    Myth
    Lol... get a swing.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:26 AM
    Myth
    There's always before and after and in between too.

    Oops... double post Ahhhhhhh don't use that!!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:27 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Myth
    lol... get a swing.


    Hehehehehe Syn is the goddess of equipment ;)
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:29 AM
    Myth
    Lol... I'm just now getting him to try the kinky stuff... lol. So far so good.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:32 AM
    startover22
    Marky Mark is my ex husband! I do everything with him

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