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  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:38 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    They shut down Canada for a whole week for maintainence? Wow! I wish we could shut down America for about a whole month. We got some serious maintainence to do!

    That is hilarious.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:43 AM
    Myth
    My hubby actually asked me out on a date tonight... going to dinner and to see transformers... lol. I can't wait. I hope it lives up to all the hype.

    Joe, where is springfield located then??
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:47 AM
    alkalineangel
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shatteredsoul
    MMMMHH I love anything with Johnny Depp in it. I plan on meeting him in some French cafe one day, I am sure his beautiful, model soon to be wife won't mind. LOL He is actually from South Florida and went to high school in Miramar. I am sure he hasn't looked back since. Actually, Nancy Drew was a good movie, better than I thought it would be. I don't think Ratatouille will be bad, just not one of my favorites!!!! I think every kid wants to see Transformers. Well at least mine will. We saw Fantastic 4, they liked it, I thought it was ok

    He is originally from Owensboro KY, my family's hometown. Where my brother and sister live, My dad knew his dad from Engineering work... lol
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:47 AM
    Emland
    Here's one for us in the hormonal crowd...

    Two women are shopping and talking about their husbands. One says, "My husband said he was getting impatient with my mood swings, so he bought me a mood ring the other day to monitor my moods." "How'd that work out?" asked the second woman. "Well," said the first, "When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big, flipping red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond."
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:47 AM
    shatteredsoul
    A Date night? Very romantic. Won't be complete without sex in the car, lol lol, don't get embarrassed now start, Just kidding!! Hope you have a great time, eat a lot of buttery popcorn and candy!! Itwill only cost $50.00, LOL
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:50 AM
    curlybenswife
    I think I just wet mysel Em I love it :D
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:51 AM
    alkalineangel
    Mmmm buttery popcorn...

    LOL I love the mood ring thing... LOL...

    All right, Im going to disappear and do some work now I suppose...
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:52 AM
    startover22
    Ohhhh, you know me all too well. Too funny hunny!!
    I go out with my husband every Thursday night. I love it, we waste time and money but who cares, I love him. I would waste anything in the world on him! Even Sex in the car. Ding dong! I will try that on Thursday!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:53 AM
    curlybenswife
    Oh my god start just told the world she would shag her hubby in a car I'm in shock this is from the women who blushes at what we all say lol :D
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:55 AM
    alkalineangel
    Wow... I never successfully did that... the first and last time I tried, was when I was 17 and we got caught by a cop in an abandoned department stores parking lot..,. LOL...

    OK really going to work now...
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:55 AM
    shatteredsoul
    Well that was hilarious EM, I love it!! I guess I knew Depp moved around but I didn't know he was from Kentucky. Ah what humble beginnings, now he has his own island, what a life, huh? I would love to pick his brain, and enjoy a nice cup of espresso with him. Ok let me not go there right now. He has been a favorite of mine for a looong time.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:55 AM
    startover22
    I am blushing right now. Am I allowed to call you a byach on here? No, well crap then...
  • Jul 3, 2007, 10:59 AM
    shatteredsoul
    OK now I have to say Start surprised me too, now you better live up to that this Thursday, we will want a full report!! LOL CBW, I am sorry you had such bad memories of doing it in the car. That would definitely ruin it for me. Well, the first year I dated my husband we did it more in the car than in a bed, LOLoh yeah, on a golf course, on the beach, in the park, at the airport, OK I will shut up now STOP BLUSHING START LOL!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:00 AM
    alkalineangel
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shatteredsoul
    well that was hilarious EM, I love it!!! I guess I knew Depp moved around but I didn't know he was from Kentucky. Ah what humble beginnings, now he has his own island, what a life, huh?? I would love to pick his brain, and enjoy a nice cup of expresso with him. Ok let me not go there right now. He has been a favorite of mine for a looong time.

    Just pick his brain? I would like to jump his bones... :D

    Yeah it must be nice, I wish all of us Kentuckians made it off like him... lol. It would be pretty cool to be able to fund your best friend's dying wish to have his ashes shot from a cannon... LOL...
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:01 AM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by alkalineangel
    just pick his brain? I would like to jump his bones....:D

    Yeah it must be nice, I wish all of us Kentuckians made it off like him...lol. It would be pretty cool to be able to fund your best friend's dying wish to have his ashes shot from a cannon...LOL...

    OMGosh!!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:03 AM
    Emland
    I thought Depp was from Kentucky, but lives on his own personal island in the Keys.
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:05 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shatteredsoul
    OK now I have to say Start suprised me too, now you better live up to that this Thursday, we will want a full report!!! LOL CBW, I am sorry you had such bad memories of doing it in the car. That would definitely ruin it for me. Well, the first year I dated my husband we did it more in the car than in a bed, LOLoh yeah, on a golf course, on the beach, in the park, at the airport, ok I will shut up now STOP BLUSHING START LOL!!


    LOL I had my first bj experience in a car lol
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:06 AM
    startover22
    You guys are killing me!!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:07 AM
    J_9
    Ratatouille The PS2 game is fun. I have been addicted to it and I am stuck. Argh it's driving me CRAZY!!
  • Jul 3, 2007, 11:08 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22
    You guys are killing me!!!!!!!!


    What's up start?? It was my first and only time swollowing too :D

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