Lol that did sound sincere ha ha. I bet you and KC would be very good together

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

Lol that did sound sincere ha ha. I bet you and KC would be very good together

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How old is KC? Twenty something? I'm 38, in my sexual prime, he'd be dead within a week. :D

But, he'd die happy. :)

He is 26-ish, he would make for a good boy toy.

I must speak out regarding this.

I believe there is a rule that women over the age of 35 can only have ONE boy toy. Seeing as Alty has declared that I currently occupy the position of alty's boy toy...

If KC is up to the challenge, I will concede... as I DO need a vaca...

KC: if you're up for it, we need to chat... I need to give you a few pointers... and some warnings... mostly warnings...

Were you allowed vacations in your benefit plan?

I doubt it... maybe you should have read the bi-lines of your contract... it also stated that she could have as many boy toys as she could handle...

Next time, you should read before you sign... we women are crafty. :D

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

I must speak out regarding this.

I believe there is a rule that women over the age of 35 can only have ONE boy toy. Seeing as Alty has declared that I currently occupy the position of alty's boy toy...

if KC is up to the challenge, I will concede...as I DO need a vaca...

KC: if you're up for it, we need to chat...I need to give you a few pointers...and some warnings...mostly warnings...

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I didn't hear you complaining the other night! :mad:

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Were you allowed vacations in your benefit plan?

I doubt it... maybe you should have read the bi-lines of your contract.... it also stated that she could have as many boy toys as she could handle...

Next time, you should read before you sign... we women are crafty. :D

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:: Alty looks through signed boy toy contract::

Nope, no vacations, no benefits, and yes, I can have more then one.

Sneezy dear, you're screwed, but we all know that's what you like, so it's all good. ;)

I wasn't presented a form to sign.

... wait, does this mean that I'm not under contract currently?

... does this... does this mean... I can LEAVE?

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

I wasn't presented a form to sign.

...wait, does this mean that I'm not under contract currently?

...does this...does this mean...I can LEAVE?

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I have the signed contract in my hand.

Silly Sneezy, do you not remember emailing me your signature?

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I wasn't presented a form to sign.

...wait, does this mean that I'm not under contract currently?

...does this...does this mean...I can LEAVE?

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Leaving is only allowed when you live in an 'at-will' boy toy state...

Unfortunately, by signing the contract you are a contracted employee...

Will you be seeking your union rep to renegotiate the contract...

Because, of course, that was me... and I am a bit sexist about the situation.

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Leaving is only allowed when you live in an 'at-will' boy toy state...

Unfortunately, by signing the contract you are a contracted employee...

Will you be seeking your union rep to renegotiate the contract...

Because, of course, that was me... and I am a bit sexist about the situation.

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You'll let me keep him, right Justy?

He's so cute, and cuddly, and he loves me! I know he does.

:: Alty hides behind Justy::

Of course, that is why that contract was so well worded... bahahaha.

Every women in her thirties needs boy toys... since men bypass their prime near fifteen years earlier!

Geesh.

I agree Justy.

Besides, boy toys are fun, flirty, full of energy, willing to please, willing to learn, just plain willing. ;)

Now where did my little boy toy Sneezy go? Are you hiding Squishy? Come on out, don't be shy, I won't hurt you, unless you want me to.

Oh, on your way back can you get the massage lotion, I need a back rub. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oh, on your way back can you get the massage lotion, I need a back rub. :D

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And I need a backside rub. :D

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

And I need a backside rub. :D

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I'll lend you my boy toy but only for 5 minutes. By the way, I charge $100/minute. :)

Good morning people!! Happy Friday to all!

Good morning, Happy Friday to you as well

Happy... yeah.. friday...

*grumble grumble*

I don't get weekends off... only Wednesdays... so for me, it's TUESDAY when I'm the happiest.

Is it just me or is this board really slow the past few days?

No... I feel the same way. I have commented on VERY FEW threads lately.