Lol... last night I ate all the edges from a batch of brownie ( I like the crunchy parts) and... get this... drank milk from a beer glass... a pilsner... im such a nerd

Lol that is so funny lol

I think I just drooled on myself a little... that festival sounds awesome!
http://scotthamilton.typepad.com/my_...omer_drool.jpg

We have this thing here called "brew at the zoo" which is a sampling from all the local breweries and wineries as well as local restaurants... it all takes place at our lovely zoo.. anyway, this year, of course I can't take part in a lot of sampling (although you know I am going to taste at least 1 wine) I get to eat like crazy. Im so excited. Hell Im paying to go there, if I can't get a buzz, I am definitely going to eat like a horse... especially the fine cheeses some of the wineries make... mmm.

Did you know that Homer is Canadian.

Oh, I hope you have your bib on to catch all the drool. Lol

Godd Morning guys... Hope all is well. Busy busy bee's here!

Hey, spit happens...

Homer is canadian? I thought he was from Illinois..

All Is Well, And Goodmorning To You Start.

Whatsup people?? Nice picture of Homer, that was me the other night before I had my Godiva cheescake from Cheesecake Factory, I think I gained 3 pounds after I ate it. LOL

Ohh. Cheesecake... :)`````

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Originally Posted by alkalineangel

I want a waterfall...

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I want a pool :)

I think I need lunch. You guys are making me hungry

I love my pool! We went swimming last night at 10 with a disco ball in the pool for the light. The kids had a blast!!

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. You ' r e not as nice as you used to be and you used to be called dirty names
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4 Cutting your hair to mak e it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

1. OTHER WOMEN

My friend has that disco ball thingy... it is definitely cool...

I have a pool, we just had it finished afew months ago. WE have colored lights, but they jipped us because I don't have a disco ball. I am pissed about that. The kids love it though. WEll I guess I have the designated house for the pool party tomorrow. WE go house jumping for the block party, so I will be up to my ears in kids and towels tomorrow. I will be glad when the Jello shots begin, whoo hooo!! I like your estrogen issues J, very funny. The other one is cute too. Any other comedic material this morning. My espresso is still in effect so I am feeling good right now. Yesterday we had no power in our building all day so we got to go home!! Two of the transformers blew up, very cool. TOo bad it didn't happen today, then I would get today and tomorrow off. I really wish we had a waterfall, those are awesome, but so expensive. OH well. I guess Ican put it on my wish list. Did I tell you guys I am going skydiving for my birthday in a few weeks, Synnen's anniversary to be exact. July 28th. I have never done it, or wanted to, but all of a sudden I have an urge...

Nic J_9, nice. I think I am definitely a woman with estrogen problems! I love the disco ball idea!

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Originally Posted by Jesushelper76

I have this week off, Monday was Canada day holiday.

The rest of the week, they are shut down for regular maintnance and other stuff.

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They shut down Canada for a whole week for maintenance? Wow! I wish we could shut down America for about a whole month. We got some serious maintenance to do!

J, I knew you were an estrogen fueled rollercoaster ride from hell right from the beginning. So are you just now trying to get a grip on it? If so, I think that is very nice. For your poor husband that is.

*waves bat* I think I can understand all that and have target practice. You all made me hungry now... Here's something funny... no offense to the guys

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like...

1. Men are like.. Laxatives... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like... Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like.. Commercials... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like... Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn.. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like... Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Awww myh, I wouldn't say these things to my husband



TO HIS FACE ANYWAY!