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  • Mar 17, 2007, 06:13 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Where can I get some green beer. I guess only at the bar. Could not by it in a case or anything, eh!
  • Mar 17, 2007, 06:15 AM
    J_9
    Put some blue food coloring into your beer and voilą, you have green beer!! :D
  • Mar 17, 2007, 06:17 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Woo hoo, Thank you J9. I am going to go out and buy some beer and blue dye.
  • Mar 17, 2007, 07:03 AM
    kp2171
    no green beer here. Only champagne, as its my anniversary.

    my lovely wife has the kind grace to marry me in the year 2000 (what anniv is it? 2007 = 7. easy math) and she married me on st patty's, quite easy to remember.

    on her side, she said she never got presents on patty's day and now she does, so I thinking it's a win-win. =)
  • Mar 17, 2007, 07:13 AM
    tinsign
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Okay can't a nurse have a some green beer on St. Patty's day?:D

    Oh, Tinsign, we only have one male nursing student, but I hear he does like to practice!!! :p

    HA HA HA well we will see on making him a good male nurse LOL... Hope he likes green hair LOL I let my g-kids put food coloring on me... sure am not leaving the house like this LOL
  • Mar 17, 2007, 08:58 AM
    curlybenswife
    Green beer indeed talk about desruptive hehhehehe
    Ive spent the day cleaning and making pizza's bens been gardening and tomorrow is mothers day here in the uk so I'm going to do absolutely jack poop giggle.
  • Mar 17, 2007, 09:02 AM
    tinsign
    Oh j-9 when you said corn beef well you got me wanting that it sounded so good.. yes green hair and all I went to shopping market and got 2 of them... Must say thanks it already smells so good... and with all that cabbage later well ha ha ha it will be a frebreeze night
  • Mar 17, 2007, 09:09 AM
    curlybenswife
    It's so funny to hear all these people celebrating St patricks day when your not even in ireland lol the pubs here make a big thing of it but that's it.
    I used to dread st patricks day when I ran my pub it would be so crazy so busy and by 11pm be full of arseholes causing trouble it was always nice to ring last orders and watch them all go away hehehehehe
  • Mar 18, 2007, 01:42 PM
    RubyPitbull
    I'M BAA ACK!

    J_9, I am not very happy with you. :( I was knocking on the window trying to get out of room 301 in the Institution on Wednesday and you walked right by me! That guy Krazy Karl finally let me out. I had to tie sheets together and shimmy down the freakin' drain pipe. J_9, I will never let you talk me into any kind of tour again. Yeah, very nice. "Look Ruby, it will be fun. Don't worry, I will be here right next to you. Blah, blah, blah,..." You wicked, wicked, wench. I missed the St. Paddy's day celebration in town. They were going to burn effigies of Bush & Blair doing the horizontal mambo. I missed it all. Wah. Ack! Bullocks!
  • Mar 18, 2007, 01:45 PM
    J_9
    OMFG, I think I wet myself!!

    ROFLMFAO!!
  • Mar 18, 2007, 01:45 PM
    J_9
    Welcome back to mainstream society Ruby Dear!!
  • Mar 18, 2007, 01:47 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Ty. :)
  • Mar 18, 2007, 01:48 PM
    J_9
    Oh, I truly NEEDED that laugh. Been a rough long weekend for me.
  • Mar 18, 2007, 01:51 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Not as rough as I had, IN THAT NUT HOUSE YOU LEFT ME IN!
  • Mar 18, 2007, 01:54 PM
    J_9
    That was al your imagination dear. The haldol kept you calm. I tried to keep you safe, but you just got upset. It was all a dream.

    Here, take this, it will make you feel so nice.
  • Mar 18, 2007, 01:57 PM
    RubyPitbull
    'kay.






    Ahh. Hm. What were we talking about? I am kind of slee
    Ee
    Ee
    Pyyyyyyyy

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Mar 18, 2007, 02:28 PM
    J_9
    Wake up Ruby, wake up. It's okay, it was only a dream. Here dear, let's put your clothes back on.
  • Mar 18, 2007, 02:52 PM
    curlybenswife
    Oh my god put her clothes on I don't even want to bloody know what you two have been doing but J my love I told you Friday STOP PLAYING WITH NOBS and now your dragging poor ruby in too lol
  • Mar 18, 2007, 03:21 PM
    J_9
    I LOVE to play with NOBS!!
  • Mar 18, 2007, 06:04 PM
    RubyPitbull
    I am finally semi-awake. I haven't had anyone play with my nobs in a long while. Now, I am sleepy AND depressed. Thanks. I guess I will see you all in the morn. G'night.
  • Mar 18, 2007, 06:30 PM
    J_9
    Sweet dreams Ruby dear
  • Mar 18, 2007, 09:07 PM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife

    I used to dread st patricks day when i ran my pub it would be so crazy so busy and by 11pm be full of arseholes causing trouble it was always nice to ring last orders and watch them all go away hehehehehe

    I had no idea you knew me when I was younger. =)
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:22 AM
    curlybenswife
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171
    i had no idea you knew me when i was younger. =)


    LOL I bet it wasn't really that long ago was it ;) the amount of arguments I used to break up giggle I loved shouting at people after a long night :eek:
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:29 AM
    tinsign
    Okay don't laugh to hard but what the heck is nobs? Geez I need to update my english soon.. thats the problem with aging.
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:31 AM
    Capuchin
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by tinsign
    Okay don't laugh to hard but what the heck is nobs? geez i need to update my english soon..thats the problem with aging.

    I think they mean knobs.
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:32 AM
    curlybenswife
    Cough Cough Tin it's a bit of a silly joke really ill let J explain but its rude I warn you now ;)
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:34 AM
    tinsign
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    Cough Cough Tin its a bit of a silly joke really ill let J explain but its rude i warn you now ;)

    Well if it rude it's rude LOl but yes I still want to know... heck how embarressed I would be if my older nieces asked me about nobs and I said huh?
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:35 AM
    curlybenswife
    LMAO its um oh hell ill send you a pm I can't type it here
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:37 AM
    tinsign
    LOL thanks didn't mean to make everyong think I am dah headed but on this I sure am
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:38 AM
    curlybenswife
    Giggle its no bad thing trust me nobs get you into trouble and j is most certainly better off twiddling them ;)
  • Mar 19, 2007, 06:40 AM
    tinsign
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by curlybenswife
    giggle its no bad thing trust me nobs get you into trouble and j is most certainly better off twiddling them ;)

    HA HA HA thanks for filling me in on that.. sent you what I thought it was lol lol
  • Mar 19, 2007, 09:12 AM
    RubyPitbull
    Since I was so tired last night from my trip (and knocked out from the Haldol) I got confuzzled. I don't have a nob. But, it still has been a long time since I have seen any up close and personal. Sigh. Tinsign, don't be too upset about not knowing what they are. It is a term used by those of the United Kingdom persuasion. I worked with a bunch of them back in the day and that is one of the least offensive terms I picked up. They like us to think they are classy and distinguished but they are the most sexually perverse individuals you will ever meet. Especially CBW. That girl is touched. Gee, I hope she doesn't see this. :p
  • Mar 19, 2007, 09:14 AM
    curlybenswife
    LOL I liked to be touched yes but I'm not very often tee hee
  • Mar 19, 2007, 11:53 AM
    J_9
    Oh, you gals made DOOR NOBS sound soooo, ummmm, well...
  • Mar 20, 2007, 04:27 PM
    curlybenswife
    Teehee ruby straight to the point as ever
  • Mar 20, 2007, 04:29 PM
    RubyPitbull
    CBW! What are you doing still awake? It is way past your bedtime.
  • Mar 20, 2007, 04:30 PM
    curlybenswife
    No its not lol its only 11.30pm giggle caw blimey women giggle
  • Mar 21, 2007, 05:11 AM
    Tuscany
    Sorry guys... need to vent... because I can't do it at work.

    What is with people?!

    We have this huge meeting with the state for a student's educational plan. The paperwork is due tomorrow, however, I wanted my administrator to see the paperwork before we sent it in (make sure it was up to snuff) so I handed it to her last Friday. Everything was all good. So we sent it on to the parent.

    Long and short of it... the secretary had additional paperwork that we needed and did not know about. Now a 15 page packet is due to the child's school district tomorrow... and I have to teach on top of it. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • Mar 21, 2007, 05:29 AM
    JoeCanada76
    Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

    Must be frustrating. Somebody else does not do their job effects everybody else.
  • Mar 21, 2007, 05:40 AM
    Tuscany
    That is what killed me... I did my job, why couldn't you for God's sake... and now it reflects on the school too.

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