Ask Me Help Desk - The 5th chitty chatty thread.

Awws.

Is it bad that Wal Mart has air conditioners on for $94 and I want to buy one specifically for my bed room. Lady gets the fan, Emily gets the window fan (her room stays eerily cool in the hottest of summers) and I would get my own air conditioner?

While you're there pick up one for me too.

Our Walmart has them on sale for $84. Take that! ;)

Sounds like a fair deal, then everyone has something to keep them cool :)

Oh we don't have wallmart over here, yeah take that :D

Oops.

Adam, I'm sorry, I kind of told off your Aunt on FB, but she sort of had it coming.

Forgive me?

My bad.

Bahahah you told off Adam's aunt? Damn that's funny.

Bear you're missing gout big times on the Wal Marts.

$84?? How can that be?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Oops.

Adam, I'm sorry, I kind of told off your Aunt on FB, but she sort of had it coming.

Forgive me?

My bad.

?? :confused:??

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Bahahah you told off Adam's aunt?? Damn that's funny.

Bear you're missin gout big times on the Wal Marts.

$84??? How can that be??

Yup, $84. What can I say, my part of Canada is just better then yours. ;) ;) :p

Wait... Bear has gout? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Bahahah you told off Adam's aunt?? Damn that's funny.

Bear you're missin gout big times on the Wal Marts.

$84??? How can that be??

We've got asda (owned by walmart), tesco, morrisons, sainsburies, are our supermarkets, spoilt for choice :D

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Originally Posted by albear

???????:confused:????????

Adam posted a swear word. His Aunt told him he was a bad boy because kids read posts on FB and he should watch his mouth.

My reply;

I just have to say that the only children that can read this are the ones added on Adams friend list. I don't know too many people that allow their children on Facebook and if they do, they monitor who they're friends with and monitor what they read, like any responsible parent should. Just saying. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Yup, $84. What can I say, my part of Canada is just better then yours. ;) ;) :p

Wait...Bear has gout? :confused:

No I'm missing it, but bella thinks I should have it :eek:

Uh Oh Alty you just opened up a can of worms. Bad Alty, bad, bad, bad! Lol

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Uh Oh Alty you just opened up a can of worms. Bad Alty, bad, bad, bad!! lol

I think Adam will understand. After all, it's me. This is what you get when you let me into your life, I tell rude people off. ;)

Oops. :o

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Originally Posted by albear

no im missing it, but bella thinks i should have it :eek:

You've never lived unless you've had a about of the gout! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I think Adam will understand. After all, it's me. This is what you get when you let me into your life, I tell rude people off. ;)

Oops. :o

Well you can tell all the rude people in my life off all you want!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Adam posted a swear word. His Aunt told him he was a bad boy because kids read posts on FB and he should watch his mouth.

My reply;

I just have to say that the only children that can read this are the ones added on Adams friend list. I don't know too many people that allow their children on facebook and if they do, they monitor who they're friends with and monitor what they read, like any responsible parent should. Just sayin. :)

Ahh Facebook, hmm I didn't get a swaering update :(

In a bit alty and bella got to have a shower :)

I'm going to have that cold shower mentioned earlier. Talk to you guys later!

Don't forget to wash behind your ears Bear. :)

Bella, names, numbers, and I'll get on it. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Don't forget to wash behind your ears Bear. :)

Bella, names, numbers, and I'll get on it. :)

I didn't, I had a shave as well so ill be all smart for tomorrow :D

Bye bella,take care :)

Reet I'm heading off for the night,

Night Alty

Night everyone :)

I never knew Alty had a vid out. Its so cool!!

YouTube - SWAGGER WAGON

This one was funny too...

Dad Life on Vimeo

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Originally Posted by califdadof3

I never knew Alty had a vid out. Its so cool !!!!

YouTube - SWAGGER WAGON

LMAO! I love it! :)

Weather forecast for today.

Tomorrow will be Wednesday and it will start light, going to dark later that evening. It's going to be partly sunny and a little partly cloudy with chances of rain or sun in between. There's a chance of flurry's and a chance of tornadoes, with maybe a chance of a hurricane, depending on where you live.

If you want to know Thursdays forecast please tune in Thursday, around 9am, that's when I get up to check whether it's raining or not.

I'd like to thank my viewer and remind him to please stop stepping on my flower bed while peeping through the window.

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Cute. Sounds more predictable than the weather network.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'd like to thank my viewer and remind him to please stop stepping on my flower bed while peeping through the window.

Well, damnit, open the blinds a little more.

If you're going to leave the back door unlocked for me, you might as well be all in on the...

Crap...

Not a naughty thread.

Never mind...

The blinds are open, you just keep looking through the wrong window!

My poor lilies. :(

My window is right next to the unlocked back door, pass the fish tank, take a left, take another left, go straight. I'm on the right side of the bed, go to the left and you're in for a big surprise. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

The blinds are open, you just keep looking through the wrong window!

My poor lilies. :(

My window is right next to the unlocked back door, pass the fish tank, take a left, take another left, go straight. I'm on the right side of the bed, go to the left and you're in for a big surprise. :)

Nope not going there.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Nope not going there.

Why not? You could keep R busy while I play with KP. :)

W.T. W.T.

I don't know how Ben puts up with me. I really feel for the man. They must have someone working full time just to watch me and my big mouth. ;)

LOL. It's hard being friends with you sometimes. I really think you are going to corrupt me and tarnish my good name! :p

Well good night Kids. It's been fun, but I guess I should try and sleep or something like that.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

LOL. It's hard being friends with you sometimes. I really think you are going to corrupt me and tarnish my good name!! :p

LMAO! Corrupt you! LOL! OMG! Corrupt. You! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, were you serious? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Well good night Kids. It's been fun, but I guess I should try and sleep or something like that.

Sleep is overrated. You can do that tomorrow. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I need to go on a date. Any takers?

I'm not expensive. A movie, dinner at McDonalds, I'll even pay my own way, I just want to get out of this house for a while.

Alty, I'd totally date you if you weren't married and we lived in the same country.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

alty, I'd totally date you if you weren't married and we lived in the same country.

She's cute as sin. Likes beer. And is naugthy.

Of course you would.

Alty rocks the casbah.

Well gosh, thanks you two. I'm getting a swelled head. It matches my boobahs. ;)

I have to say, I'm a fun date. I pay my own way, don't care if you flirt with the waitress, and I'll even be the designated driver.

I will however insist that you dance (if dancing is an option), kick your arse in a game of pool, and then ravage you when I drop you off at your doorstep.

I'm a moms worst nightmare. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Weather forecast for today.

Tomorrow will be Wednesday and it will start light, going to dark later that evening. It's going to be partly sunny and a little partly cloudy with chances of rain or sun in between. There's a chance of flurry's and a chance of tornadoes, with maybe a chance of a hurricane, depending on where you live.

If you want to know Thursdays forecast please tune in Thursday, around 9am, that's when I get up to check whether it's raining or not.

I'd like to thank my viewer and remind him to please stop stepping on my flower bed while peeping through the window.

For more weather go to Altydoesntknowwhatshestalkingabout.com

Thanks for tuning in.

This forecast has been brought to you by outabeer and whoatemychocolate.

Sometimes, I remember why I like you so much.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

sometimes, i remember why i like you so much.

And other times? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well gosh, thanks you two. I'm getting a swelled head. It matches my boobahs. ;)

I have to say, I'm a fun date. I pay my own way, don't care if you flirt with the waitress, and I'll even be the designated driver.

I will however insist that you dance (if dancing is an option), kick your arse in a game of pool, and then ravage you when I drop you off at your doorstep.

I'm a moms worst nightmare. ;)

OK, now I just want to date you even more.

It's been about 2 years since I was in a relationship, and about 4 since I want on a real date. It's been more than a year since I went out just to have fun. Wow, my life sucks when you look at like that.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

ok, now i just want to date you even more.

it's been about 2 years since i was in a relationship, and about 4 since i want on a real date. it's been more than a year since i went out just to have fun. wow, my life sucks when you look at like that.

I'd take you out in a heartbeat. We'd have a blast, paint the town red, dance the night away, drink ourselves silly (in my case sillier) and just let loose.

Well now I really want to go out. Sigh.

Stupid responsibilities and stuff. Poo. :(

Okay, I'm falling asleep at the puter.

I think it's time for this chicky to hit the nest.

Heath, I miss you. Work should never get in the way of AMHD. ;)

KP dear, I'll see you in my dreams, meet me in the yard, I have some wicked plans on the picnic table. It involves bending over and butt slapping. Did I get your attention?

Night everyone. Sleep well. Happy dreams. :)