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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Never! You are always number one on my list M. :)

Well. That kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Well. that kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it...:rolleyes:

Crap!

This is getting bad. I love all of you guys. The only reason I was sad that I missed KC and KP is the fact that they're not here that often.

The rest of you boys are very attentive. Absence makes the heart grow fonder? :confused:

You know I adore all of you. You guys are my little harem. Yup, that's right, my little harem of men. I only choose the best you know. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Well. that kind of puts things in perspective doesn't it...:rolleyes:

At least we got Cat and Marta (respectively) to ourselves. Alty can have her M and KP and KC and all those other initials.

Are you dumping me Cats?

OMG! You are, aren't you?

You're so fickle! ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you dumping me Cats?

OMG! You are, aren't you?

You're so fickle! ;)

No, dear, I'm just resigning myself to second fiddle.

Edit: I've been so fickle for 25 years now.

You're not second fiddle. You all mean a lot to me. Every single one of you.

This is what I get for being a flirt, isn't it?

Okay, let's look at the facts here.

Stringer and Cats are out, simply because I can't compete with their wives and wouldn't even want to try. You see, I like what I've heard about Marta and I like Cat. I wouldn't ever dream of even trying to come between that. So I'll flirt, but I know it won't go anywhere.

M, KP, KC, Rome, okay, do I really have to list all of them? Please don't make me. Well, M is in a relationship, but I can't resist. You see, I've seen a picture, and he's also smart, funny, easygoing, sweet. If I was single, I'd go for it.

Rome is engaged, but he's in his early 20's, I have to flirt with him. He amuses me. He's smart, he's funny and damn, the guy is hot!

KC is.. well... KC. He is lippy, smart, funny. I like a guy with sass. I love to knock him off his pedestal. Sorry KC. ;)

KP is sexy as sin. That man sure can talk the talk. I don't have to tell you all, you've read him. Sigh.

Then there are the other boys, they're all sweet, cute, funny. They're men! I am attracted to men!

Having said all that, I think you boys forgot one major thing. The head of my harem. The main man. Really the only guy for me, even though I flirt like my life depends on it. His name is Rod. I love him dearly. Thankfully he also loves me and puts up with a lot of crap, God bless him. ;)

Did I just babble for no reason?

Ya, I did. :(

M, scooch over, I need to sit in the corner for a while.

LOL... thanks Alty , now all that I can't put in my sig ;)

OK, you can stay. Wait... I'm the newby in this conversation, I'll stay. You do know older guys offer a lot more stability.

I'm always late to the party... :(

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

I'm always late to the party... :(

Come on in. The Alty's fine.

Yes, older guys do, but I'm 39, in my sexual prime, I really need to find myself two 18 year olds. ;)

What am I saying? I can't train another one! ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL.....................thanks Alty , now all that I can't put in my sig ;)

Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Come on in. The Alty's fine.

LOL! The Alty is a bit off her rocker today. All talk, no action. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)

Awwwwww, so sweet, ill be back in a minute I just have to throw up :D

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Originally Posted by albear

awwwwww, so sweet, ill be back in a minute i just have to throw up :D

LMAO!

Bear, you are a card. Heck, you're the whole deck. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO!

Bear, you are a card. Heck, you're the whole deck. :)

... thanks :), I guess

Hi Alty, how you doing

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Well dear, it's true. You are a great guy. Since I can't have you for a mate, I'll gladly take you as a friend. :)

:o OK OK... this needs to stop :o LOL

Alty, enjoy flirting with Cats all you want to. It reminds me of a scene from from Star Trek: The Next Generation where Guinan and Riker are showing Wesley how to 'flirt'.

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

:o ok ok...........................this needs to stop :o LOL

I didn't know dogs could blush? :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

:o ok ok...........................this needs to stop :o LOL

Did I find your weak spot?

Tickle, tickle, tickle. :)

It's true M, but I'll stop. I wouldn't want to make a grown man blush. Ooops... I already did. ;)

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Originally Posted by albear

..... thanks :), i guess

hi Alty, how ya doin

I'm doing okay Bear. How about you?

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Alty, enjoy flirting with Cats all you want to. It reminds me of a scene from from Star Trek: The Next Generation where Guinan and Riker are showing Wesley how to 'flirt'.

LOL! I knew you'd understand.

I love flirting with all the guys, but they all know that it's in fun. Fact is, I love that little stinker I married. He's my best friend, my lover, the father of my children, my partner. He's everything.

Doesn't mean that I don't still look though. ;)

Got to go for a bit, time to get the kids to bed.

I'll be back (in an Arnold accent)

Later mash potata :)

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Originally Posted by albear

i didnt know dogs could blush? :)

It happens Bear... and then I have to hide :o

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

It happens Bear................and then I have to hide :o

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Lol, love all the pictures you post :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO!

Bear, you are a card. Heck, you're the whole deck. :)

Y... O... U... forgot our friend Bear :eek::confused:

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Y...O....U...........forgot our friend Bear :eek::confused:

No worries stringer, I don't really matter that much anyhoo :D

Hope your doing well, cya later I'm off for the night

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Originally Posted by albear

no worries stringer, i dont really matter that much anyhoo :D

hope your doing well, cya later im off for the night

Have a good night, Bear. :)

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Have a good night, Bear. :)

Thank you Cat, I did as it happens, strange :confused:

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Originally Posted by albear

thank you Cat, i did as it happens, strange :confused:

Good day, Bear.

You're welcome and I would hope that it isn't too strange. :)

Good day to you too Cat :)

I haven't been sleeping well recently so it is a little strange, but then again I was back in my own bed last night so that might have been a factor :)

Anyhoo how are you today?

Is there a way to downsize the picture at the top? It makes my page freeze up and run slowly. It almost isn't worth coming here anymore.

I don't think so unless one of the mods do it, because I think the time you get to edit a post once you've posted it has run out

Hi adam

Hey Bear. Thanks. I have to scroll over to read the rest of what you said. It just upsets me a bit. Haha

Really?
Just wondering but how big are things on your screen?

Just a suggestion, if you have a scroll on your mouse if you hold down the 'ctrl' button and scroll out/down the screen will zoom out, obviously eveything will get small as its 'moved away' but it depends on what your comfortable with

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

KP is sexy as sin.

You used my "sexy as sin" sig line on me. ;) role reversal is fun!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That man sure can talk the talk.

Score one for the tongue.

Sorry my image is so big Adam :(

I knew I should've made it smaller... but I didn't, because I was lazy.

Maybe Ben will answer your prayers.

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you used my "sexy as sin" sig line on me. Role reversal is fun!

I speak the truth and only the truth. So help me dog! ;)

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Sorry my image is so big Adam :(

I knew I should've made it smaller... but I didn't, because I was lazy.

Maybe Ben will answer your prayers.

I'm going to guess that pic size and scrolling over wouldn't be an irritating issue if, instead of a landscape, it was muddy's avatar supersized.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

im going to guess that pic size and scrolling over wouldnt be an irritating issue if, instead of a landscape, it was muddy's avatar supersized.

I second that