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Originally Posted by kctiger

Are you dating my ex??? :cool:

LMAO! Next time, just pinch her, that will wake her up. She won't be in the mood for sex, but she'll be awake. :)

And you think you women have it bad

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

She has a different type of birth control that limits her PMS, where she doesn't have them and if she does, they barely last. Bloating is a possibility, she did complain about that. And I wrote all her English papers last week so we could have "alone" time this weekend :(

When she said she feels fat what did you say? Please tell me you didn't hesitate. Not good if you did, you'll be going without for a while.

I tell her she is not even close to fat, and that I think she is beautiful. And I usually add that I don't think I am in her league :)

I can be a sweetheart when I want to be.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

She feels fat? Sweetie, that's code for "I'm bloated, PMSing and I don't want you anywhere near me until I feel human again".

This too shall pass. ;)

I feel fat today.

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

And you think you women have it bad

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I'd be dead 5 minutes after I arrived there.

First, that outfit, not going to happen.
Second, you did not just slap me, oh no you didn't!
Third, no rights? I don't think so!

Yup, I'd be dead!

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I tell her she is not even close to fat, and that I think she is beautiful. And I usually add that I don't think I am in her league :)

I can be a sweetheart when I want to be.

Prove it! :p

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I feel fat today.

LMAO! Should we steer clear of you today Justy? Are you feeling a bit grumpy?

I didn't let her do a thing...
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end...

I'm a bit pissed.

I am not grumpy, just Day 1/2 which is uncomfortable, headache, painful day. I am really just moody about 1-2 days prior.

Thankful I am a 72-hr. girl.

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! Lol

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Originally Posted by Krazi

I didnt let her do a thing.....
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end.....

i'm a bit pissed.

She got gifts? What the? I got nothing and hubby still got "boom boom".

I need to rethink this. :(

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Originally Posted by Krazi

I didnt let her do a thing.....
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end.....

i'm a bit pissed.

Welcome the club, My name is Rome. I've been here about 3 months, feel as long I have a god reputation in the club.

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! lol

That definitely deserves booty...

I am sorry she is so busy, are you closer to relief?

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! lol

You're not married yet right? How you doing? ;)

My husband made dinner, it was edibleish. I cleaned the dishes afterwards. I don't think he knows how.

Under garments, um, I have underwear that's older then my kids!

Massage? I get a five second back rub if he wants to get me in the mood.

Painted nails. LMAO! That wouldn't end well.

Feed the kids? He's vaguely aware that there are little people living with us.

It's supposed to end this Wens(last day of these 2 classes) but on Thursday, she starts another one. No word on how much work will be involved in that one, so the jury is still hung on that verdict

Oh yea, I also coach our oldest tee-ball team and have been having to deal with her ex's mom and sister(both royal bit**es)

They make comments that shouldn't be said

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

She got gifts? What the? I got nothing and hubby still got "boom boom".

I need to rethink this. :(

I tried for a little some "Boom Boom", but I was told I had to wait until the kids went out to play.

I already knew I was working on a limited time frame... :o

Guess the bill showed up before the plumber! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I am not grumpy, just Day 1/2 which is uncomfortable, headache, painful day. I am really just moody about 1-2 days prior.

Thankful I am a 72-hr. girl.

Naproxen Sodium... it helps a lot. You can get it at walmart.
OB/GYN dr. prescribe Naproxen for pms cramp and it will help the headache.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're not married yet right? How you doin? ;)

My husband made dinner, it was edibleish. I cleaned the dishes afterwards. I don't think he knows how.

Under garments, um, I have underwear that's older then my kids!

Massage? I get a five second back rub if he wants to get me in the mood.

Painted nails. LMAO! That wouldn't end well.

Feed the kids? He's vaguely aware that there are little people living with us.

She worked all weekend, so I gave the girls breakfast and lunch both days

Took lunch to her yesterday along with doing the laundry and cleaning the bathroom

I used to be horrible at painting her nails, but have gotten a lot better

Oh yea, I also make her coffee and breakfast every morning

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Originally Posted by Krazi

Naproxen Sodium......it helps alot. You can get it at walmart.
OB/GYN dr. prescribe Naproxen for pms cramp and it will help the headache.

I can't stop laughing at the PMS advice from a guy...

Just keep thinking about my father - who is so anti-PMS, he still calls me up to bring over tampons, because he REFUSES to buy them.

At ten I would have to be the one who paid and bought them, if I was alone with him. I didn't even know what they were for. LMAO.

My PMS advice. Go to sleep for a few days until it is over... just sayin'

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

She worked all weekend, so I gave the girls breakfast and lunch both days

Took lunch to her yesterday along with doing the laundry and cleaning the bathroom

I used to be horrible at painting her nails, but have gotten a lot better

Oh yea, I also make her coffee and breakfast every morning

Holy crap, you do more than I do and I feel like I do everything around the house.

When do you sit down?

Thank goodness for AMHD, otherwise you may become suicidal. That is one heck of a full plate.

The advice on PMS, I usually take the weatherman's advice on Natural Disasters

Find a safe place to hide out and wait until the storm passes over

But! Always beware of the "eye of the storm" when all seems quiet and calm

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Originally Posted by kctiger

My PMS advice. Go to sleep for a few days until it is over...just sayin'

It's what I do :p

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

She worked all weekend, so I gave the girls breakfast and lunch both days

Took lunch to her yesterday along with doing the laundry and cleaning the bathroom

I used to be horrible at painting her nails, but have gotten a lot better

Oh yea, I also make her coffee and breakfast every morning

Seriously, forget her, marry me! I can divorce what's his name in a heartbeat! ;)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

My PMS advice. Go to sleep for a few days until it is over...just sayin'

Kc, you cover for me at work and I will do just that.

You wouldn't have to tell me twice.

I had a hard time crawling out of bed this morning.

Ha ha, I don't really sit down. I kind of hover over the seat and take it in stride. The only thing I can't do is cook, once that changes I'll be doing it all. During the week, I usually pick the girls up from day-care and have their homework done and them feed(soup or something easy for me to make) before she gets off at 6

Work should understand. This should really be a universal rule that is understood...

PMS sucks. I love that the guys give advice about it. Until you've lived it, you don't know! Be happy that you're men! ;)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Work should understand. This should really be a universal rule that is understood...

Is this out of concern for the gals, or to save your own neck? Just asking. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Seriously, forget her, marry me! I can divorce what's his name in a heartbeat! ;)

Ha ha! That would be funny, lol think about it. Instead of arguing in person, we'd argue through AMHD!

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

The advice on PMS, I usually take the weatherman's advice on Natural Disasters

Find a safe place to hide out and wait until the storm passes over

But! always beware of the "eye of the storm" when all seems quiet and calm

I have so many eye's. My partner can't ever figure out which way is up.

I try to control my moods but I am super snappy mixed with super clingy...

It's not a good mix.

I swear he would be happy to sleep through my PMS when I can't.

Save my own neck. The well being of the girls is the last thing on my mind... no offense to the hotties on here... :cool:

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

Ha ha, I don't really sit down. I kind of hover over the seat and take it in stride. The only thing I can't do is cook, once that changes I'll be doing it all. During the week, I usually pick the girls up from day-care and have their homework done and them feed(soup or something easy for me to make) before she gets off at 6

You are a great man, Rome, but you didn't need us to tell you.

I hope she remembers to appreciate you in every way. :)

Amazing 22 yo.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

PMS sucks. I love that the guys give advice about it. Until you've lived it, you don't know! Be happy that you're men! ;)

Oh I describe every excrutiating and gross detail to my partner.
I figure if I have to suffer he should too!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Save my own neck. The well being of the girls is the last thing on my mind...no offense to the hotties on here...:cool:

I agree, I take cover but it's to protect myself from the tongue lashing about "you don't know what its like being a woman"

That lecture is a dead end for guys, we can't fire back because they hit us with "I give birth" and it's instant loss for us

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

Ha ha! That would be funny, lol think about it. Instead of arguing in person, we'd argue through AMHD!

It could be the best relationship ever, we'd never raise our voices, we'd just get carpal tunnel syndrome!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

She got gifts? What the? I got nothing and hubby still got "boom boom".

I need to rethink this. :(

I got her an iPod nano she wanted plus I already had a princess cut [special ordered]hearts on fire diamond ring. Not cheap at all.

It will pass once school slows down, which I am hoping for on Thursday!

::Starts praying::

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Save my own neck. The well being of the girls is the last thing on my mind...no offense to the hotties on here...:cool:

Just as I suspected! :rolleyes:

We love you anyway KC.