A Bottle of Scotch :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
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A Bottle of Scotch :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Oh you want long term? In that case I have this pill here... its scientific name is "holowpointes .357 magnumus" just pull this little lever in the back and you will sleep the deepest sleep ever.
Side effects of this pill include(but not limited to)
Death
Comma
Bleeding
Memory loss
Ascension to heaven
Descent to hell
Not recommended for everyone please consult a doctor before taking this medication as it could have serious complications.
If sleep persists for more than 5 years please consult a physician as this may be a serious side effect of the drug.
Now... do I hit myself over the head with this? Does it come with instructions? You know me, I might use this in a manner that hasn't yet been approved! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
For that method you let me drink the scotch and then let me hit you in the head with it. However its not a recommended method as you may just get a concussion and not sleep. See my answer for a more permanent solution :)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
I believe I've tried the generic brand of this drug. I've experienced all side effects, and many are linguring. Is there an antidote or something to balance these effects?Quote:
Originally Posted by darkvision
The decent to hell was bumpy and a little warm
Coma... was a little annoying, but restful
Bleeding... well, who likes that
Death... that was quite disturbing
Acension... the light got in my eyes and gave me a headache
Memory loss... ongoing problem
I do remember meeting a nice man by the name of Rip Van Winkle though!
It seems to me your mixing up some of your symptoms. Now then the memory loss came about when the pill took out part of your brain, same with the bleeding, both perfectly normal side effects. The ascension bit with the headache from the light, the light didn't cause the headache, the bullet I mean pill did. The light you saw came from the hole in your head. After that you slipped into a coma and died. The death part is actually supposed to be the restful part, but for how long were you dead? This could be why you are not happy with our product. As for the descent, this probably occurred in the coma when you were put in the ambulance(bumpy and multiple people, equipment etc ofc it was warm! Not to mention that the more your core temperature drops the warmer you will feel)Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Does this better explain what happened? Also I see that you took the generic, this is NOT recommended, but as such we can provide no further help to you for legal reasons. Id contact the manufacture that made it mexico to see what they have to say about any lingering side effects you have, such as death.
Taken care of, tomorrow we are doing remolding... but Rebby's wheels come off after she parks... for her safety. And you know that I would never forget Momma C.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Needed this cigarette... whew... :)
I was only dead for a teeny tiny sec.---no biggie! Hmmm, isn't that a contradiction in terms?
I shall contact my attourney, who will be in touch with your shady attourney's and the distribution of this product, and have my legal staff contact your attourney's by the dawn of the early day.
Someone must pay! I don't like dying. I've heard bad things can come of this!
Do you mean GOOD long term effects??Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
TMI... TMI... TMI! Now I have to deal with this, along with the side effects of my medication? Uuuhhhggggg! What you people put me through. This poor ducky is about to QUACK!Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
You've seen my case reports... what do YOU think? LOL! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
And here I thought that I had issues :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Pft that LSD should kick in any time now... then again I may not have taken into account how much drugs the sheriff probably did to want to be a sheriff. Hmmm, well time will tell.
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by darkvision
Oh well, back to 'sleep' Starduck... later.
G'nite Stringy!
Poor Snickers! I didn't know that we got yet ANOTHER dump of snow, and she was outside. I could hardly see her out there! :( I'm soooo sick of snow! Enough already! Yuck! Good thing Niki has a big fur coat. ;)
63 degrees here today but lots of rain. Don't mind the rain... snow... no! No more!Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
You have a dog named snickers? Lol I have to tell my mom, she has a toy poodle named that. What bread is your dog?
Record New Years Eve Jump - Video
Scary... wonder if our Rebby will see this?
Got to go now, two business meetings tomorrow morning...
Her name is actually Niki. I call her Snickers all of the time though. She also gets called Nikster, Bubba, Bubba Boo, Bubba Loo, Fatty Dog, Chunky Cheese, Chunkster, Chunky Butt... well I could go on... but she answers to them all! She's a Yellow Lab/American Eskie. She's my big baby, and she's such a good girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by darkvision
Stringy... it's -2 Fahrenheit here! Yesterday it was in the mid 50's!
Do I want to watch this? Is this a scary trick you are playing on me again with heights Stringy? You think yer funneeee don't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
I believe its sleepy time for me, will be taking that pill, wake me in the morning.
Night all, night bubba, please don't rape me in my sleep.
:eek: Glad Bubba is in your cell. My Bubba is on the girls side... LOL! Take your pill and be ready for the Sheriff to bang at the cell room doors in the morning, and set off those alarms! I don't think you'll sleep through all of that clamour. G'nite Darky!Quote:
Originally Posted by darkvision
Okay, that was kind of cool. It definitely wasn't the scariest one you've sent me at bedtime! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Good morning all, yes you too.
I am checking in...
Letting you all know I survived the 15 girls and rested all day yesterday;)
Hope you guys feel great on this wonderful MONDAY! It is going to be slick at snot... soooo cold out there, and here where I live, people don't know hoe to drive on the slick roads... let alone dry ones heehee;)
Hey girlie, glad you found it...
So the party went well and you are all rested... good...
Morning Start,
Glad to hear that you survived your teenage slumber madhouse. :D Bet it was lots of fun and you are probably now the coolest Mom any of them know.
As far a WONDERFUL Monday, you must be just a bit dilusional from all your activities this weekend. ;)
Mornin Starty girl, Justy, and yes you too you dastardly Sheriff.
Why more snow?. why?. someone tell me why?
... aaaanndddd... I woke up to a pile of dog sh*t right in front of my bathroom door! That is the first time Niki has EVER gone in the house! What the..?
Mornin my pretties BWHAHAHHAHA... wait did I just give it away that I may be an evil witch... waiting for my next subject for my experiments?
Justy, you are right... I am not myself.. it must be Monday!
Starbs... oh goodness clean it up and move on, that is what we get for loving furry creatures;)
Stringer, it went fine and I am alive;)
Uuuuguuulllirgg**@#^%*%)... forget breakfast... please take this away, I'm not hungry anymore.(gulp):eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Have a good day you guys;) Lots a good huggins... I got to git to work!
Awwww... sowwy Stwingy! :p I don't think I'll be eating for awhile myself! I don't know why she went in the house. She was out right before bedtime. I guess she tried to make it to the bathroom though. She must not have been able to jump up on the toilet, lol. I have a feeling that it's because my house pest was taking her out for walks in the morning. I need to find myself another dog walker. The other 3 aren't showing up anymore. I'm so happy I pd. In advance. Smooth move! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
B'bye Starty! Have a good day at work. Careful on those roads!
Awwe, dog poo, I want some... just one like pile, if it comes with the big fluff of fur to lick my face and wake me up in the morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
Do you think if I got a puppy, I could hide him and my partner would never notice?
I will send my resume.Quote:
Originally Posted by starbuck8
I do have to note that I won't leave the house if the temp is below 60 degrees.
Also, you will have to cover all traveling expenses. :D
Do you give massages?Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Uhhmmm... yeah, I don't think you'd be leaving the house. It's -18 Fahrenheit right now! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
Oh you would have a big bundle of fur all right! If you'd like I could mail you enough to knit another dog! :eek:
She's my baby though. I feel so bad for her. She thinks she's in worse trouble than she is. She's hiding on me right now, and she won't come out. It's probably because I almost stepped in it when I first got up and walked to the bathroom. I screamed, and it scared her. Poor babe. It's the only time she's ever done it, so I'm not going to make a big deal out of it.
For the right amount, I think it could be arranged. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Possibly, mine canceled this week... flu. And it sure relives the stress levels and blood pressure... sighQuote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
What are your terms?
You mean I would be replacing a professional... rut row.
Do you give carpal tunnel recovery time?
Do you have animals to walk... I was really only interested in dogs.
Justy, coax the Sheriff into your cell, and get him all relaxed, and then run out and lock him in! ;)
Well where else could I give him his massage??
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