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  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:16 PM
    Alty

    ::giggle:: yup, it's all good! :)

    Felix Falker f#cked Farrah Faucet fiercely.

    F is fun! :)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:19 PM
    magprob

    Farrah Faucet Farted From being F#cked Fiercely
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:20 PM
    spyderglass
    1 Attachment(s)
    Attachment 14510
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:21 PM
    Alty

    Oooooh, ah, yes Mag, that is better. ;)

    Theo touched Terry's tender tits with his tongue.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:22 PM
    magprob

    Goerge does eat it!
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:23 PM
    Alty
    1 Attachment(s)

    Are we doing cute pics now?

    Attachment 14511

    Mag, you can thank me later, cash is good. ;)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:24 PM
    magprob

    WHoa! I'm having chest pains. I got to lie down.
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:27 PM
    N0help4u

    Ophelia openly opposed Owens outrageous ordinance
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:30 PM
    Alty

    Bad Ophelia, bad. ;)

    Mag, you okay? I didn't mean to kill you. :(

    Beatrices boobs blew buttons on her blouse!
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:31 PM
    spyderglass

    Peter pecker pickled Piper's pootang
    ? Hmm I think I got that rhyme mixed up lol!
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:34 PM
    Alty

    Peter pecker played with his pecker while poking Patty! :)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:38 PM
    spyderglass
    3 Attachment(s)

    HA HA HAA. What's up with you tonight Alty? The girly photos? Peter playing with his pecker? Something on your mind? ;)
    Attachment 14513
    Attachment 14514
    Attachment 14515
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:42 PM
    Alty

    It's always on my mind Spydie. I'm 38 years old, in my sexual prime. I've always been a very "open" person when it comes to sex, maybe a bit too open. ;)

    Did I kill poor Mag with the girlie pic? Mag, tell me you're okay, tell me you want more. You know you want more. Come on, beg, I want to see you on your knees. ;)

    Wow, naughty Alty is definitely out to play tonight. Where's M, he usually stops me! :)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 10:45 PM
    spyderglass

    I was hoping to see him too. Well maybe I can get the energy to stay up tomorrow night!
    I would say I'm 'open' when it comes to sex as well. But then again I'm a sadist... :eek:
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:04 PM
    Alty

    Ya M should be on tomorrow, it's Sunday for him right now. :)

    Yawn, I'm getting a bit sleepy Spydie. OOhhhh!

    Sleepy Spydie slept soundly after sex. :)
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:05 PM
    spyderglass

    Sleepy spydey gets no sex because spyderzombie is at work :(
    Oh, well there's always Sunday afternoon while jack is a'napping.
    Arg, I think that was TMI... I'm out for the night!
    *kisses
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:12 PM
    magprob

    Pickled Poontang!

    YUM!
  • Dec 13, 2008, 11:21 PM
    Alty

    We're a naughty bunch, aren't we?

    Night Spydie. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not getting any tonight either. :(

    Pickled poontang, can't say I've tried it, and no, I don't want to. ;) You can have it all to yourself Mag.

    I'm hitting the sack too, so cross your legs! ;)

    Night.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:18 PM
    spyderglass

    Zoe the zephyr zoomed to the zenith and zestfully zeroed in on the zealot
  • Dec 14, 2008, 12:34 PM
    Alty

    Rodney the rabbit repeatedly raped Rhonda the rat.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 02:58 PM
    magprob

    Benny Bunny Bit Bonny Bunnies Boob Bruising it Badly
  • Dec 14, 2008, 03:06 PM
    startover22
    Hey Mag... I think you got caught up with the ladies... arent you supposed to be hording gold and spam... get back to it MISTER!!
  • Dec 14, 2008, 03:36 PM
    magprob

    I've finished my hoarding chores so now I'm dinking around.
  • Dec 14, 2008, 07:38 PM
    Alty

    Dinking around ::giggle::

    Sexy Starty stripped seductively with spam. :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 07:45 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    dinking around ::giggle::

    Sexy Starty stripped seductively with spam. :)

    Oh you have no idea!:eek:
    Add a little bacon and I am good to go... LMAO sheesh, you sure know how to bring the dirty out, huh?:D
  • Dec 14, 2008, 07:46 PM
    Alty

    Eeeeek, busted! ;)

    Dirty is my middle name, my third name is mind. :)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 07:47 PM
    startover22
    Haha, Alty, yes, I already knew that
  • Dec 14, 2008, 07:48 PM
    Alty

    I don't hide it well, do I? ;)
  • Dec 14, 2008, 09:51 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    dinking around ::giggle::

    Sexy Starty stripped seductively with spam. :)


    YEE-HAA! I been trying to get her to wear Spam for years!
  • Dec 15, 2008, 08:22 PM
    startover22
    Oh no you don't Magatory! :)
  • Dec 15, 2008, 08:24 PM
    magprob

    She wears bacon. Looks bad.
  • Dec 15, 2008, 08:25 PM
    startover22
    Looks bad, feels good;)
  • Dec 15, 2008, 08:26 PM
    magprob

    Just try a Spam tutu.
  • Dec 15, 2008, 08:37 PM
    N0help4u

    Spammy Sammy scammed a sham now he is S.O.L in da slammer.
  • Dec 15, 2008, 08:44 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u View Post
    Spammy Sammy scammed a sham now he is S.O.L in da slammer.


    You have soiled the perfect name of Spam. For this I declare Jihad upon you and the next 3000 of your evil, vile seed.
  • Dec 15, 2008, 09:02 PM
    N0help4u

    magprob magically miffed me by messing up my modus operandi
    :(
  • Dec 15, 2008, 09:16 PM
    magprob

    It won't be the last time either. Hey! Check this guy out.
    YouTube - How to make Moonshine
  • Dec 15, 2008, 09:32 PM
    startover22
    That looks like me up in them thar hills baby!
  • Dec 15, 2008, 09:51 PM
    magprob

    I want to run away and be a hillbilly moonshiner with a pet opossum and eat cornbread and buttermilk.
  • Dec 15, 2008, 09:56 PM
    N0help4u

    I have been a hillbilly wanna-be 4-ever!

    You got to love these:

    YouTube - red green show episodes

    YouTube - red green duct tape

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