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  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:38 PM
    HistorianChick
    What they don't know can't hurt them...

    ... wait...

    ... I guess that idiom doesn't apply this time, does it...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:39 PM
    Alty
    Wow, a scandal, I love it! :)

    Sorry all, I'm a bit slow today, head's stuffy, chest is congested, I can barely hear, and my voice isn't pretty, I'm also taking cold meds, so I'm a bit blah right now. :(
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:40 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Aw, poor alty.

    You feeling any better? How'd that coldfx thing help?

    Did you try the scotch thing?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:40 PM
    HistorianChick
    Lemon juice and honey... tablespoon of both... and onto the couch with you, Missy!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:44 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, Cold FX sucks! As for the rum, we're out, and neither hubby or I are in a condition to go out and get more. I have a cold, and hubby is sore (he had a vasectomy on Friday).

    HC, Lemon juice I have, honey too, the couch is not an option, I have two overactive kids on summer holidays and one sore hubby.

    I want my Mommy! ;)

    Okay, enough feeling sorry for myself, this cold will pass, eventually, right?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:46 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yes. As for the kids, ever think about getting one of those remote control cars?

    ... that's how I kept my brother busy. I just put his favorite toy on the remote control car and made him chase it around the house while I sat on the couch...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:46 PM
    HistorianChick
    It will...

    Seriously... half honey, half lemon juice... tastes yummy and makes the throat feel better. My Mom made it for me all the time when I was sick. :)

    Or, you could mix Sneezy and HC and have a Rummed Up Honey and Lemon shooter! :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:47 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hc... we keep posting at the same time.. . what's going on there missy?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:48 PM
    HistorianChick
    Great minds, my darling... I keep telling you...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:48 PM
    Alty
    I like it. An HC + Sneezy cold stopper, hee, hee. :)

    Sneezy, no offense to your brother, but my kids are too bright to fall for that trick. ;)

    I guess I could let all the bunnies loose and then tell the kids to catch them, that should be good for at least a 2 hour nap. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:50 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Yeah... my brother... NOT the brightest crayon in the box.. . runs in the family. I still eat glue.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:54 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Anyway, I'm outti for the day.

    Hc: have a good'un. We'll see about the HC + sneezy cold stopper combo later.

    Alty: feel better!!

    Ciao bellas.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:54 PM
    HistorianChick
    I keep telling you Sneezy... the glue is for pasta and construction paper... not for eating...

    :)

    LET EM LOOSE, ALTY! :) Run Bunnies! Run!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:54 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ... we posted at the same time... AGAIN?! What the?

    I swear, we're not doing this on purpose.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:55 PM
    HistorianChick
    Ciao Darlin!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 12:55 PM
    HistorianChick
    Wow...

    I mean, "kidney bean"...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:00 PM
    Alty
    Kidney Bean? That's funny, my pet name For Sydney is, Sydney Bean. ;)

    Ciao Sneezy dear, have a great day. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:01 PM
    HistorianChick
    Sneezy chides me for over-using the word "wow"... sometimes, its simply the only word applicable... and believe me...

    ... he's a wow...

    ;)

    Anyway... lol! :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:08 PM
    Alty
    He is a great guy, sweet, smart, good looking, ambitious, heck if I was single...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:09 PM
    HistorianChick
    Lol... :) Alty, Alty, Alty... We love you :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 01:13 PM
    Alty
    Aw, shucks, the feeling's mutual you know. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 04:39 PM
    starbuck8
    Puulllleeeaaasssseee! Someone... Batman?. anyone?. tell me a really good joke... or tickle me... or just anything to make me smile! Baaaaaddddd Dayyyy!. such a bad day!. and it's not yet over! :(

    (Sneezer?. can I have sum of yer glue? )
  • Jul 28, 2008, 04:41 PM
    Alty
    You okay Starby? Need to chat? I'm here, call me.

    Oh, when you get a minute, check out this thread;

    https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/t...ef-242685.html

    I have nothing left to say, need some fresh eyes. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 05:08 PM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Puulllleeeaaasssseee!! Someone....Batman??.......... anyone???.......tell me a really good joke.......or tickle me............ or just anything to make me smile!! Baaaaaddddd Dayyyy!!........such a bad day!!........and it's not yet over!! :(

    (Sneezer?...can I have sum of yer glue??)

    Starby, Post again, let us know you are okay please!! Alty, if you are talking to Starby, let her know we all are wanting her day to go better. If I can help in anyway, let me know!!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 05:11 PM
    Alty
    I am on the phone with her now. She's had a crappy day, started it off stepping in crap, literally, apparently Niki had a bad night. ;) The day went downhill from there, she's been on the phone all day with government employees, actually, not the employees but their voice mail, apparently everyone is on holidays. She has no money, no smokes, no food, and 37 cents to her name, because the government screwed up, there's a surprise. ;)

    She'll be okay, I'll make her laugh if it kills me, which it might, I'm still sick.

    Group hug everyone, let's get this pack back on track. K? ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 05:19 PM
    jrebel7
    Thanks for letting us know Alty!! What a day she has had. If your voice gets tired or throat hurts too much, tell her to call if it would help. I might not make her laugh but I would do my best!

    Sending best to all!

    If nothing else, I think my accent makes her giggle!! I try not to have one so guess I could not try tonight and she would really get tickled!! LOL Anything to help! :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 05:30 PM
    Alty
    She did mention that you have the sweetest voice and the cutest accent, she adores it. I'll let her know. Apparently I sound sick, or so she thinks, she should see me, I look far worse than I sound. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 05:49 PM
    Alty
    I win! :)

    Private joke. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 05:50 PM
    friend4u178
    YouTube - Adam Hills - Australian accents
  • Jul 28, 2008, 05:56 PM
    Alty
    M, on the phone with Starby, she wants you to rev up the batmobile and take her far, far away, to the land of no taxes, no money, no worries. Yup, and could you pick me up on the way? ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:05 PM
    friend4u178
    LOL... is there such a place??
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:08 PM
    Alty
    Never never land, with Peter Pan. ;):)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:16 PM
    friend4u178
    It was the night of the palace ball and Cinderella couldn't stop crying. Her fairy God-mother was very distraught. "Cinderella," she said, "Why are you crying? You have a beautiful gown, a shiny pair of glass slippers, and you're about to have one of the best evenings of your life!" But Cinderella continued to cry. "I know," she said, sobbing, "but I've looked everywhere and I can't find my diaphragm! What am I going to do!?!" she cried again.

    The fairy Godmother thought for a moment, and then said, "I'll make you a diaphragm, but only for tonight and you HAVE to be back by midnight or it will turn into a pumpkin." "Thank you! Thank you!" she shrieked, and she went hurrying out the door so she wouldn't be late.

    The fairy God-mother smiled, happy to have pleased Cinderella so much. She settled down in front of the fire to await Cinderella's return.

    The fairy God-mother waited. And she waited. And she waited, until finally 12 o'clock rolled around and there was still no sign of Cinderella. The fairy God-mother started to get worried. One o'clock rolled around and then came two and then three and the fairy God-mother had worked herself into a frenzy thinking about all of the horrible things that could have happened to her.

    Suddenly, the door swings open and Cinderella comes sauntering in in a daze with a lazy smile painted on her face, a little drunken swagger in her walk and kind of breathes a tired hello.

    The fairy God-mother's eyes got big and she jumps up. "What happened? Are you ok?" she said with a frantic voice.

    "I'm just fine," she murmured. I was on my way home when I met the most lovely man... Peter, Peter something or other."
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:54 PM
    Alty
    Ooooh, I should have seen that one coming. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:20 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ::hits forehead over and over again::

    Hello everyone.

    How're your nights turning out?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:21 PM
    Alty
    Just like my day but it's darker. ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:22 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Ooh. How're you feeling dear aunty alty?

    And how's starbs? Guvment screwed her over?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:27 PM
    Alty
    I'm the same, crappy, sniffly, sneezy, feels like my head is going to blow up, with a fever kind of gal. :)

    Starby is having a rough day, needs a pick me up. The government screwed her royally, but hey, that's what they're here for. ;)

    Sorry, I'm grumpy today, sick and grumpy, grumpy and sick. :(

    I'll try and put a smile on my face for you though. :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:31 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I appreciate that. Perhaps it's an international poopy day.

    ... actually my day wasn't too shabby. Started great... kinda went downward. My friend came over uninvited and I had to entertain him for about 4 - 5 hours... just went through a breakup and he's apparently taking it a bit hard. Glad I was there for him... but kind of threw my whole schedule off today... didn't get to accomplish what I wanted to today...

    Not to mention, he dragged me to a cigar bar and now I have a headache. Eh, nothing a glass of whiskey can't fix...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:32 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    On a MUCH lighter note, my offer on a new restaurant was accepted! And I got it for a STEAL. Just turned in the application for the lease... so... if all goes well, this'll work out in a couple of weeks.. . not celebrating yet because of what happened last time.

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