Good night Mrs. Alty, where ever you are... (Durante, remember?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Stringer
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Good night Mrs. Alty, where ever you are... (Durante, remember?)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Stringer
Before going to bed, don't forget your prayers...
Here's a new one for you 'gals':
It's the afternoon here and I am going to take a nap now.. been up all night, as usual.Quote:
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind.
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed.
I look at the creep you sent me instead.
... Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac, with huge boobs, and who owns a liquor store.
... Amen.
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Night,night.
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*yawn* Morning everyone =)
I'm got a day of Cramming, Guitar, and Yardwork
Aaaaaaaaaaw Chery, I love you but I think my feelings are kind of hurt... (sob, sob, sob, tear... ) So this is how you women really feel about us guys?
By the way, Marta says "Hi" and she laughed at your "prayer." I just sat there and stared at her...
Stringer (in pain)
GAH, I just begin to study and already I can't figure out the 1st question...
Who Decided Russia most modernize following the Crimean War?
Quote:
Originally Posted by theguywithnolife
Don't know if this is correct or not but when you open the link, look under G6
I just scanned it but it is worth looking at I think.
Russia - MSN Encarta
Good afternoon all. I'm taking a break from cleaning, I'm going insane, I hate cleaning. Someone needs to invent a self cleaning home, really! Oh, and since I'm making a wish list, self cleaning kids would be nice to, oh and someone who cooks, oh and laundry, oh how about yard work, did I miss anything? ;) Wait, they did invent that, it's ME!:eek:
Well then, you need to get to my house Alty, heehee... but you may need a couple of friends to help. This place is a wreck and in less than a week we are having Colton's b'day party here! I will be more than stressed this week... I hate this kind of stuff (new people at my home, cleaning, throeing parties). I am just no good at it, but I will manage... somehow :)
Oh RP trust me, your house cannot look worse than mine right now, there's no way, but I'm not taking pictures to prove it! I'm no good at the party throwing thing either, especially when it's family coming over. I have a grandmother that will come over with her white glove and run her finger over every piece of furniture in my house to see if it's clean, she's lucky I don't own a gun. ;) Then she goes downstairs to cry in front of my parents urn (yes, the were both creamated and are here with me) when I try to comfort her she says "you don't know what it feels like to have lost them." Huh? Hello, they were my parents, jeesh. I'm not looking forward to the kids birthday parties, can I go to Hawaii instead? ;)
I SWEAR you are in my family somehow (and I will find out who you are, lmao)! My gma is just like that... no one can be worse off or have any ailment that she doesn't already have, lol. And I promise, my house is worse.. I need to check if a hurricane or two have passed through here, lol.
Are your feet sticking to the floor, mine are! :)
Yup, we just might be long lost sisters, hmmm, why didn't Mom and Dad tell me, I always wanted a sister, or a brother, heck anything, being an only child sucked.
Glad Marta enjoyed this little 'joke' and am sure that your tears were due to laughing a little yourself, Stringer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Stringer
Give her my warmest hi right back.
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Hi Chery, bye Chery and RP, I've got to continue cleaning, if I sit here to long I'll lose my get up and go, oh no, did it already leave. Sigh. Once again. I HATE CLEANING! :)
You've got to be close to the end Alty... then it will be all nice and pretty and you will be so glad you got up and did it :)
Hiya Chery... was your nap a good one?
Nap was OK, just too short. Sometimes I just wish I had no phone, but need it.
Going to play a new game now to keep me busy until I get tired again. I enjoy hidden object games to train the brain.
TFN all, have a good week.
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Yeah, you know me very well hon, you saw right through my alligator tears.. and yep I was laughing. Actually I called Marta in to read it, getting her to settle down and STOP laughing took a while though. She wasn't expecting the last paragraph, that is when she burst into hysterical laughter... man... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Chery
Do you have a better men's prayer, that I would like to see?
Stringer
Hey R... miss you...Quote:
Originally Posted by rpg219
EDIT: I too am "cleaning" today, I will have you gals know...
For the last 3 1/2 hours I have been going through my closet. Rearranging the shelves, drawers and all the hanging "stuff." We (Marta, of course-could I do this w/o a boss?) took one h*ll of a lot of clothes of mine that shrunk to the basement Very mysterious how these clothes just shrunk). And we are giving away a ton of stuff to Good Will and to relatives... I have space now... now I can go shopping, this time for me. :eek:
Stringer...
-.-, I hate Google...
I saw something quite interesting today, As I was watching some television I saw someone who had made a "bling ring" out of a dollar bill and a coin. Seeing This I've been quite interested in finding a guide to make one so I can turn it into a mock "graduation ring" for a gift for Rachel for her Graduation Unfourtnately I've only found ones making just the wrong ring. Can anyone of you find the guide I'm looking for? Here's a picture I'm what exactly I'm trying to make
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Hey guy... think this is it YouTube - How to fold a dollar bill into a ring
Good night everyone... catch all of you in a day or two :)
Goodnight Rp, good to see you.
I apprecity your help rpg but unfourtanely that's not what I'm looking for. As you can see in the video that person just makes a ring and while I can do that from my picture u can see there's a pocket where you can find a nickel/quarter to work as a "diamond". That's the type of ring I'm looking for.Quote:
Originally Posted by rpg219
Hi all, anyone up?
Guy, how was the massive pillow fight, did you have fun?
RP, almost finished today, got short winded though and couldn't get it all done, oh well there's always tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day... :)
Stringer, shopping for you, sounds like fun.
Chery, have fun with your games, and have a good sleep tonight. :)
How is your cold Alty?Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
My cold's fine, it's doing great, I however am not. ;) I'll be okay, I'm more worried about the kids. Jared and I are both on inhalers because the cold has gone in to our chest, it's not fun, but we'll live. Thanks for asking sweet Stringer. How are you and Marta?
We are doing fine Alty, thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
We spent 5 hours redoing our master closet today/tonight, my back hurts a little, but it looks great. We still have some more to do, but it looks good, very neat and organized. We are considering having a company called "Master Closets" come in and completely redo the whole kit and caboodle later.
I hope you and Jared fell better.:(
Sounds great Stringer, I wish I could get my closet organized, jeesh, another thing on my to do list. I give up, will my house ever be clean, and when it is how long will it last? I need a home to live in and a home that I can invite people to, that way I won't have to clean as often. Hurumph. ;)
Jared's the sickest out of the two of us and Sydney has it too but she's a toughy, I used to be and I guess I still am, but I'm going to be a bit whiny this time, I need some TLC. ;)
There is not a damn thing wrong with receiving some TLC lady... here take this big hug...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
My mom used to always say; "we live in our house." And there we eight of us kids, can you imagine?
Up... But fading fast, I have to wait till my pants are washed and I just started them. My eyes are going to fall out of my head. Got to see my three little nieces all day today and my face hurts from smiling. All the kids had a great day!
Sorry you had to clean Stringer... (just think of it this way, you didn't have to pack)
Alty, I sure wish it didn't drag out like this for you and the family! I hope it goes away soon:)
Yikes, 8 kids, I can't imagine, I can't keep the house clean and I only have 3 (I'm including hubby in the head count) kids. Eight, wow, what a women. I was an only child and of course a perfect angel who never made a mess or caused my parents one moment of heartache (if you believe that then I have a very nice bridge to sell you, it's pink!) ;)
Thanks for the hug Stringer, no one else wants one, I'm contagious. ;)
Poor Alty , here's a Big virtual Hug for you :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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Hi stringer!!
Aw, M, that was sooooo sweet. Big hug right back at you, ACHOOO, sorry. :)
Hey you... had to get up when I realized that Colton has no clean clothes for tomorrow, lol.
Guy... no vid of it, but here you go:
With the bill face up fold the top down and the bottom up so they meet at the crease in the middle.
Fold the top and bottom in a second time to meet at the center crease and run a short ruler or a credit card along the folds to make a sharp crease. Then unfold these second folds.
Now fold the dollar in half, back to back so the sides meet.
Now crease the folded edge of the dollar by folding in the corners to the center crease and unfolding them. Then you tuck the creased corners to the inside, between the two layers of the bill. So now you have a dollar with the folded center coming to a point.
I hope you can understand this without pictures--this is where it gets tough to explain. Fold the upper layer of the bill in half so that one edge of the bill is now near the pointed center of the bill.
Then on the quarter of the bill that you just folded, you fold the upper edge down and lower edge up to the center again.
Now turn it over.
Again fold the upper edge down and the lower edge up to the center.
Turn the dollar over again.
Hold the bottom layer of the dollar secure, and carefully pull the top layer open. If you were able to follow my directions successfully, you will now see the dime box.
Make sure the bottom of your box is flat (push it down with your pinky), and place the dime in the box. Smash the edges of the box over the dime to hold it in place.
Tuck the long end of the dollar into the folded part of the short end. Once you have it properly sized, you may want to tape it together so that it does not keep slipping apart when you wear it.
Now to put the clothes in the dryer and off to bed... again. Night everyone HUGS and all that good stuff :)
Night RP. She was here for a good time, not a long time. Sleep tight RP.
Night Rp... glad you stepped in. I am bound to show Gradya and Davy that so they can try it out...
Good luck with that GUY!
Hi you Friend;)
Hey M.. how are you buddy? You are into Monday already aren't you?
Alty I am wearing a surgical mask just in case, but I woooooda huged you anyway.
PACKING! Thanks for the memories Start, as you know there is nothing I love more... haha.
I am going to just fall asleep right here... I will wake up in a few hours right? LOL
Nighty night guys... ;)
Hey stringer , yeah I'm good. Monday afternoon for me at the moment 2.40pm so just a couple of hours till I'm heading to the Pub.
Can you please lend me one of your surgical masks in case Alty sneezes on me again.. lol :)
Night starty :D
YOU ARE A WONDER... is there anything that you don't know how to do?Quote:
Originally Posted by rpg219
And by the way girly, I have said "hello" at least three times to you (in one way or the other), ignoring me just won't work and you know that...
How about a hazmat suit?Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
Here's a mask for everyone;
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Just rip it off the lady's face. :)
Night Starty. :)
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