Ask Me Help Desk - Our poor Starby

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Originally Posted by artlady

Thank-you! I appreciate it and BTW I love the bunnies.Especially the one with crabs :eek:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

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LMAO! Bad experience M? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! Bad experience M? ;)

No fortunately :cool:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

No fortunately :cool:

Don't you mean, not yet? :D

Nope , not going to happen ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Nope , not gonna happen ;)

All right, I'll stop bugging you. Just make sure to wear protection. Do I have to give you the mom speech? I've been practicing. Want to hear it? :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Alright, I'll stop bugging you. Just make sure to wear protection. Do I have to give you the mom speech? I've been practicing. Wanna hear it? :D

I can give myself the Mom speech , but thanks for the offer :cool:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I can give myself the Mom speech , but thanks for the offer :cool:

But I need to practice! You're no fun. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

But I need to practice! You're no fun. :(

LOL... ok happy to listen :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

But I need to practice! You're no fun. :(

are you thinking about giving it to your 6 year old already alty? O_O

I Want to HEAR IT TOO =P I Want to LEARN XD

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

LOL..............ok happy to listen :rolleyes:

Aw, you're so sweet.

Well, seeing as my son is 10 going on 15 and my daughter is 6 going on 10, I thought I'd keep it PG.

Jared knows the word sex, thinks it consists of kissing and something forbidden that he isn't privvy to. I've tried having "the talk" but until recently he's just plugged his ears and said "la, la, la, la I can't hear you!"

Well, all of a sudden he has questions. I have to keep in mind that anything I tell him, he'll tell Sydney. Not that I don't think she can handle it, but I'm hoping to keep it at a 6 year old level.

So here's what I've come up with.

A man has a penis, a woman has a vagina. When they love each other very much and have a commitment to each other then they have sex. Sex involves a man putting his penis into a woman's vagina. The man has seeds in his penis and a woman has eggs in her body. When a man ejaculates the seeds are released and if they meet the egg and penetrate it a baby is started.

Condoms go over a mans penis to stop the seeds from going into the vagina. Sometimes things go wrong and the seeds get through anyway, but it's still better then nothing.

Sex is more then just physical, you should really care about the person and they should care about you. Now that you're getting older I know that you're starting to think about girls, and those feelings are normal, but you're really young and you shouldn't rush into anything until you're much, much, much, much older, like 30! ;)

So. Did I miss anything? Too much info? Not enough info? Correct choice of the words I'm using? Should I say sperm instead of seeds? How much info is too much? How much info is too little.

It's hard having kids. :(

I think you did great although Sydney is probably the one I'd worry about more ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

but you're really young and you shouldn't rush into anything until you're much, much, much, much older, like 30!

LMAO... This is NOT going to happen , you know that :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I think you did great although Sydney is probably the one I'd worry about more ;)

LMAO....................This is NOT gonna happen , you know that :rolleyes:

I can dream, can't I?

Sydney is the one that worries me. I'm not a guy, never had to live in a guys body, never had to go through puberty as a guy. As a girl, I know how teen girls think and what they do. I swear I'm getting that kid a chastity belt as soon as the first boy calls my house!

She's a pretty kid, she's going to be a really pretty young lady. I'm going to have to buy a gun! :(

TMI TMI AHHHHHHH * runs away *

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Originally Posted by none12345

TMI TMI AHHHHHHH * runs away *

That was the tame version. Are you kidding? :eek:

I could go all out, talk about anal sex and how to go about it properly. I could tell them about oral and how to please their partner. Really, I'm just covering the basics here! :rolleyes:

Good job Alty! Now my brain is tainted!! IM NOT SUPPOSE TO KNOW THIS TILL 10 MORE YEARS WHEN IM 30!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! =P

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I could go all out, talk about anal sex and how to go about it properly. I could tell them about oral and how to please their partner. Really, I'm just covering the basics here! :rolleyes:

lol please do tell =P now I'm curious XD hehe

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lol please do tell =P now I'm curious XD hehe

I'll need to see some ID first.

OMG, I just realized that I hiijacked my own thread! Is that even possible?

I have a serious problem. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I'll need to see some ID first.

lol that's what they told me when I went to the beer store T___T =P

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

OMG, I just realized that I hiijacked my own thread! Is that even possible?

I have a serious problem. :(

LOL, I thought this was the other thread we hijacked, just realized it was starby's. =P SORRY STARBY XD

You got it from KP duh!!