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  • Apr 5, 2009, 05:46 PM
    artlady
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    See if there is anyone in this pic you recognize.
    The winner gets a prize (?) I don't' think so,just kidding. You will be surprised,unless you know and then you won't.
  • Apr 5, 2009, 05:48 PM
    Alty

    I see Brad Pitt and maybe Will Smith. Am I right?

    Oh, by the way, I'm on a role. Second reddie, this time from that "can't wait the full 6 weeks to have sex with my wife" jerk.

    I really should just crawl under the covers and hide today. :(
  • Apr 5, 2009, 05:51 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post

    Thanks guys for the back-up. Like M said why would he compromise his wife's safety for 2 weeks??

    Anyhoo, Hey M... Missed you!

    Thanks momsy :D
  • Apr 5, 2009, 05:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Don't dare post this in the Pet Forum... we've got an "expert" over there on a rampage; she might slay you for not knowing how to take care of your fishies... :p:p:p

    Thanks guys for the back-up. Like M said why would he compromise his wife's safety for 2 weeks??

    Anyhoo, Hey M... Missed you!

    I never claimed to be the fish expert! ;)

    I don't know everything about every animal on God's green earth. I'm a bunny expert, ask me anything, go ahead, I dare you. I know about dogs too, fish, not so much, hamsters, a bit, snakes, no, guinea pigs, a bit, and so on and so on.

    We have a fish expert, he's great. Maybe I should PM him. ;)
  • Apr 5, 2009, 05:51 PM
    nikosmom

    David Beckham, Will Smith, Brad Pitt

    Am I right?
  • Apr 5, 2009, 05:53 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Thanks momsy :D

    Ahhh, M I love to hear you call my name... :rolleyes:
  • Apr 5, 2009, 05:53 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I see Brad Pitt and maybe Will Smith. Am I right?

    Oh, by the way, I'm on a role. Second reddie, this time from that "can't wait the full 6 weeks to have sex with my wife" jerk.

    I really should just crawl under the covers and hide today. :(

    Hey Alty , like I've said to you before don't sweat it. Its not worth getting upset because some meathead won't take said advise and gets antsy. I got you covered on one of them ;)
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Hey Alty , like I've said to you before don't sweat it. Its not worth getting upset because some meathead won't take said advise and gets antsy. I got you covered on one of them ;)

    Thanks M, and everyone else. :)

    I don't know why it bothers me, it's just one reddie, but it's my second one today from a person that just wants revenge and has tons of attitude.

    Really, is it a full moon? :confused:

    You know me, someone gives me attitude, I give it right back and then some. I'm actually being really good, considering that my initial instinct is to go for the jugular and so far I don't think I've even drawn blood. See, I'm learning. :o

    Darnit, holding back is killing me, the vein in my head is throbbing! ;)
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:08 PM
    JoeCanada76

    I know what you mean.
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:08 PM
    friend4u178

    I have to go back to my corner for a while , back later.
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:08 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Really, is it a full moon? :confused:


    Darnit, holding back is killing me, the vein in my head is throbbing! ;)

    I think it must be a full moon. Synnen closed that thread. Let's all take deep breaths.
    Goosefraba. Goosefraba. Goosefraba.
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:09 PM
    artlady

    I didn't think it was that easy but yes its Brad yum yum yum yum .
    I I had a BF who looked just like Brad .
    He was hot ,he's in heaven now ,I loved him,He was cool'
    And he looked like Brat Pitt.
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:09 PM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    I have to go back to my corner for a while , back later.

    Can I come too? :rolleyes:
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:11 PM
    nikosmom

    Well Artsy, I know David Beckham's body... Yowza!
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:18 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ;
    Nope!! The Sheriff is a ripe ole 92! ::running very fast::

    - Duckie

    (M, thanks for sneaking me this M-16 With a topic Scope, fells good in my hands... )

    Now, run DUCK... RUN, I said... aiming... aiming... aiming... (holding breath... gently squeezing the trigger)... .BAM !

    There goes the last damn feather.... A great shot if I say so myself.

    Now... Stand there very still as I reload... sweeeeeeeety...

    http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi547619097/
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:24 PM
    nikosmom

    Gimme that gun! You silly man- you shoot at the ducky, hahaha- meanwhile you're still being held captive!

    M can't save you, he's retreated to his corner...
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:25 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    - Duckie

    (M, thanks for sneaking me this M-16 With a topic Scope, fells good in my hands...)

    Now, run DUCK....RUN, I said......aiming....aiming.....aiming.....(holding breath....gently squeezing teh trigger) ....BAM !

    There goes the last damn feather....A great shot if I say so myself.

    Now......Stand there very still as I reload....sweeeeeeeety....

    IMDb Video: Duck Soup

    Eeeekkkk... my butts on fire, and I've got some shrapnell (sp) sticking out of my A$$! ::running to the waterhole:: Ppssttt! Whewww... that felt better... fires out! Now I have to go retrieve my feather!
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:26 PM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    - Duckie

    (M, thanks for sneaking me this M-16 With a topic Scope, fells good in my hands...)

    Now, run DUCK....RUN, I said......aiming....aiming.....aiming.....(holding breath....gently squeezing teh trigger) ....BAM !

    There goes the last damn feather....A great shot if I say so myself.

    Now......Stand there very still as I reload....sweeeeeeeety....

    IMDb Video: Duck Soup

    Hi everyone hope your all feeling better than me :)

    Stringer, my friend, the m16 is not a sigle shot sniper so you don't have to reload after each shot, just pull the trigger and let those bullets fly :D


    If anyone wants me I'm going to be crashed out in that corner over there
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:27 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    hi everyone hope your all feeling better than me :)

    stringer, my friend, the m16 is not a sigle shot sniper so you dont have to reload after each shot, just pull the trigger and let those bullets fly :D


    if anyone wants me im gonna be crashed out in that corner over there

    What wrong Honey Bear? You not feeling well?
  • Apr 5, 2009, 06:29 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    hi everyone hope your all feeling better than me :)

    stringer, my friend, the m16 is not a sigle shot sniper so you dont have to reload after each shot, just pull the trigger and let those bullets fly :D


    if anyone wants me im gonna be crashed out in that corner over there

    Are you sitting on M's lap Bear?

    Got to go for a bit kids, I have to get the rug rats ready for bed. Baths, bedtime stories, tucking in, yelling, crying, screaming, giving one last warning, another warning, a beer, another warning, then, if all goes well, they'll be asleep by 10-11pm tops.

    Being a mom is hard. I wish I could apologize to my mom. I get it now. ;)

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