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  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:29 AM
    redhed35

    Don't feel so bad muddy,alty is right,everyone has told whoppers at some time or another.

    My poor own mother has been in several accidents (whoppers on me) not to mention,my grandmother who has died at least 5 times.

    If you want to feel terrible join the queue.

    ( a fictitious brother is a handy thing to have)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:31 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Hahaha thanks Alty. You make me feel a lot better. I feel like such a bad person.

    Well at least I feel bad...:(

    Feel bad for a bit if you need to. In the long run, I don't think you hurt anyone. It's not like she knew your fictional brother. ;)

    Guilt is a wasted emotion. If I ever feel too guilty about something, I fess up, but the small things, and in the long run this is a small thing, I don't waste my time feeling guilt. She has no idea you lied, only you know, so learn, live, move on. The end. :)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:32 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    dont feel so bad muddy,alty is right,everyone has told whoppers at some time or another.

    my poor own mother has been in several accidents (whoppers on me) not to mention,my grandmother who has died at least 5 times.

    if you want to feel terrible join the queue.

    ( a fictious brother is a handy thing to have)

    LMAO! You grandmother is a cat, she has at least 4 more lives. ;)

    I wish I had a fictional brother. Darn it all being an only child. :(
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:36 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    LMAO! You grandmother is a cat, she has at least 4 more lives. ;)

    I wish I had a fictional brother. Darn it all being an only child. :(

    It's the perfect lie alty,make up a whole crowd of crazy siblings,and knock them off one by one as circumstances araise.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:37 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hahaha Red, that's a great idea! LOL
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:39 AM
    Cat1864
    Muddy, I hope Rachel's injuries heal quickly. :)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 08:52 AM
    mudweiser

    Oh she's still cranky. I put a couple of Dora bandaids but she says it hurts to walk :(

    Ah well. We'll go make-up shopping with the 100$ I just saved. Haha she loves make-up shopping with me :)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:15 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redhed35 View Post
    its the perfect lie alty,make up a whole crowd of crazy siblings,and knock them off one by one as circumstances araise.

    ROTFLMAO! Knock them off. Red, I think I just peed my pants from laughing so hard.

    I need a fake family to knock off. How do I go about adopting these people? ;)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:21 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    ROTFLMAO! Knock them off. Red, I think I just peed my pants from laughing so hard.

    I need a fake family to knock off. How do I go about adopting these people? ;)

    You could start with 'joe' nice guy but a little eccentric,likes jig saw puzzels and lives in a hut.

    Twin sisters,macy and marcy,live together,never married,pretty much stay by them selfves.

    Younger sister,8 children,very fertile,lives happily with her two husbands in bora bora.

    You can make this so good alty.

    Need a duvet day,poor joe,never saw it coming,need a holiday? sister in bora bora is sick,needs help with the kids.

    And on and on.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:26 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    HAHAHAHAHA I am weak. Red, I think I love you. Hahahaha This is great.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:35 AM
    Alty

    Red, I need you to write this down. In fact, I think you should write a "How to get out of work" guide for dummies. :)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:38 AM
    redhed35
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Red, I need you to write this down. In fact, I think you should write a "How to get out of work" guide for dummies. :)


    Bet that volcano ash was just a world wide ploy so everyone could have an extra week on holidays.

    I missed that memo.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:39 AM
    Alty

    Speaking of faking deaths, I do remember some hoopla a long time ago about a member that faked her own death, and that of her daughters.

    I don't know her name, let's call her Bob. Bob was before my time, but I did hear about it. Apparently Bob was well liked, and one day she posted, pretending to be a friend, stating that Bob and Bob's young daughter were killed in a car accident.

    Later it all came out that it was a lie, told for no reason at all.

    Bob was banned.

    That's all I know. Like I said, before my time.

    Killing yourself off isn't a good lie. Stick to Uncle Joe the jigsaw guy. ;)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:45 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Wow that must have been so painful for the members who really liked Bob. I wonder if Bob ever thinks about that. Ya uncle Joe and his jig saws are the way to go!
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:54 AM
    redhed35

    The bloody idiot!

    Why even go to the trouble?

    Some serious self esteem issues going on there.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:57 AM
    redhed35

    Well I'm off to feed the hungry mourners,I have so many burns on my hands, at this stage I look like I've been using the oven to self harm.

    Another con of being on AMHD,rushing to take stuff out of the oven to get back online.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 09:59 AM
    Alty

    Ya, I found it a bit odd when I heard about it. What's the point in fake killing yourself, and then adding your child too? Serious issues there.

    Also, if you're doing it for attention, well hello, you're supposedly dead, no attention for you. ;)

    Thankfully this was before my time, but there has been plenty of drama and lies on this site. Oh the stories I could tell.

    Maybe I should write a book, then change my name and hide. ;)
  • Jun 21, 2010, 10:08 AM
    Aurora_Bell

    Hahah a behind the scenes of AMHD.
  • Jun 21, 2010, 10:10 AM
    adam_89

    Is anyone around?
  • Jun 21, 2010, 10:17 AM
    Unknown008

    Hey Adam! :)

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