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Originally Posted by friend4u178

I think Liver is Offal too :D

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We don't all have to be the same... right? I heard that somewhere a long time ago...

But you do not know what you are missing, the way Marta prepares it...

M...I am a salesman...now would I EVER lie to you?!?!?!?!?:eek:

Awww.. Marta just brought me in some fresh REAL cherry licorice... man she is a saint, to me anyway...

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I think I see a Gerbil spinner cage in the background.....

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No way buddy, I'm a bunny! :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:eek:

No way buddy, I'm a bunny! :D

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Wrabbits don't go: "gerbil, gerbil, gerbil...."

Im going to go please send me a messege if u can answer my problem

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Originally Posted by Stringer

M...I am a salesman...now would I EVER lie to you?!?!?!?!?:eek:

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NEVER stringer NEVER!!

Hey nick
I'm afraid I'm not sure of the answer to your question sorry...

Suggest you make a post about it in the appropriate forum!!

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Wrabbits don't go: "gerbil, gerbil, gerbil...."

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:( :(

I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny, I'M A BUNNY!

Gerbils are rodents. :(

Check this out;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...ig-258726.html

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Originally Posted by nickeknew

We took a test to find out what type of learners we are ( Kenestetic, musical, inter/intra personal, etc.) and everyone is supposed to be one but I am the first person to be none. Whats wrong with me.

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Really? I don't think I'm any one of those either...

It could mean that you're a little bit of everything...

Nick, I'm none of those either, so no worries. We're special, in a good way. ;)

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:( :(

I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny, I'M A BUNNY!

Gerbils are rodents. :(

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Stringy, thank you.

I certainly do hope I know what the heck I'm doing. It's only been a week, and I've already run into a few problems... zoning ordinances and such... but I'm sure it'll get handled sooner or later.

Currently, I have an accountant, a lawyer, a marketing director, and a few goonies to do my bidding. As far as costs go, I bought a restaurant that's down in the dumps, and losing about 10k a year, and realized that everything was wrong with it: food, employees, location, and the lack of marketing.

I changed the recipe... surveyed and sampled, people now love the food.

Fired all the employees, hired new ones.

Location, something I can't change, but... oh well.

The lack of marketing... I'm up at 7 every morning and canvassing... literally going door to door, mailboxes, businesses, and handing out coupons, flyers, menus, etc.

In the past 8 days, I've seen hundreds of people that ask, "...did you guys just open? I had no idea this place existed," and have gotten calls that ask where we're located, then to find out that they live 2 blocks down the road.

So far, so good. The ground pounding just seems to kill me. Regardless, I'm seeing a lot of progress.

... can I work as a exec in your company? ;)

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:( :(

I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny, I'M A BUNNY!

Gerbils are rodents. :(

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I see NO tail in your avatar... and you can not deny that it's head looks exactly like a GERBIL!! :rolleyes:

Bunny!!

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Mean boys! :(

Bunnnyyyyyyy

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

bunnnyyyyyyy

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:D Muwah Sneezy, big kiss for you. :)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

stringy, thank you.

I certainly do hope I know what the heck I'm doing. It's only been a week, and I've already run into a few problems...zoning ordinances and such...but I'm sure it'll get handled sooner or later.

Currently, I have an accountant, a lawyer, a marketing director, and a few goonies to do my bidding. As far as costs go, I bought a restaurant that's down in the dumps, and losing about 10k a year, and realized that everything was wrong with it: food, employees, location, and the lack of marketing.

I changed the recipe...surveyed and sampled, people now love the food.

fired all the employees, hired new ones.

location, something I can't change, but...oh well.

the lack of marketing...I'm up at 7 every morning and canvassing...literally going door to door, mailboxes, businesses, and handing out coupons, flyers, menus, etc.

In the past 8 days, I've seen hundreds of people that ask, "...did you guys just open? I had no idea this place existed," and have gotten calls that ask where we're located, then to find out that they live 2 blocks down the road.

so far, so good. The ground pounding just seems to kill me. Regardless, I'm seeing a lot of progress.

...can I work as a exec in your company? ;)

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You will be successful... failure is not a word in your vocabulary Sneeze.

I have been thorough this many times I can help you.. (we'll settle later.. ha ha no... not necessary) my degree is in marketing and business management. I have first hand successful experience and I am always taking refresher courses and seminars.

An Idea, and I know an entrepreneur in your business that did this with a ton of success: Get a list of names and addresses in your marketing area (buy it if needed... prices vary) send them a letter... yes a regular letter. On the outside of your envelope in bold letters state that there is a coupon inside for first time users that is from $5.00 to $35.00 off their meal. But they must come to your place before... (pick a date... ). Obviously have a lessor % of $35.00 (or whatever you choose) coupons and so on.

But it creates mystery, separates YOU from all the other flyers in their mailbox AND... ta da... THEY must TAKE ACTION BEFORE A CERTAIN DATE... creates urgency...

Later... but I have more ideas...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:D Muwah Sneezy, big kiss for you. :)

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OK... Wrabbit... but only cause I really like your avatar... :o

Bunny!

Check out the avy now. No denying I'm a bunny anymore. :)

OPS... Sneeze...

I forgot ONE VERY IMPORTANT THING:

Tell them on the outside of the envelope that they cannot open it... THEY MUST bring it into your place and after their meals and drinks... then they can open it to see what their discount IS... IF they OPEN it before it is no good. The waiter has to open it...

This brings them to your place.............ta da....It works Sneeze...