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  • Jul 3, 2008, 02:04 PM
    starbuck8
    LOL! You made me LMAO this morn, invisible man! Mr. Pi$$y Pants... LOL!
  • Jul 3, 2008, 02:11 PM
    kp2171
    Yeah... pi$$ypants... man...

    If you could have been in the room when she called me that. I stopped in my tracks, paused, kicked the ramifications around in my head, and decided I just could not let that go... so when I told her, speaking slowly and clearly "i...am...NOT...mr pi$$ypants" she looked at me trying to hold back the laughter and said a pathetic "okay"... as if she knew there was no way she could pull off a believable lie.

    I mentioned the "huffy" bike, but forgot to mention she said "did you wear your grumpy pants today when riding your huffy bike?"

    The girl can mess with boys heads like none other I've seen.
  • Jul 3, 2008, 02:17 PM
    starbuck8
    That's funny! I sooooo have to try that next time I get the opportunity! I can just imagine the confused look that would get... and the... uhhh... uhhh... uhhh... how can I give a witty response to that?? Ane then the eventual... I can't... oh no... what do I say now? "look." I've always used the... put your big boy pants back on, or do you need help with putting your toys back in your toy box... but that just makes them madder! LOL! But Pi$$ypants, or bunny, or huffy bike with gummy pants, would be hilarious! How does anyone respond to that?? HAHAHA!
  • Jul 3, 2008, 03:37 PM
    Alty
    Pi$$y pants, hee, hee. Now we have Starty pants, Franny pants and Pi$$y pants, or is that Mr. Pi$$y pants? Hee, hee. :) LMAO
  • Jul 3, 2008, 03:50 PM
    starbuck8
    LOL!. I never thought of that! We have a bunch of people wearing all sorts of different pants here! ;)

    EDIT: I just said something very nice about you on another thread Alty Pants... LOL... that just makes no sense! I'm not going to tell you where or why though... bwaahahahaha!
  • Jul 3, 2008, 03:52 PM
    Alty
    I like sassy pants. I'm sassy, or is that silly? I'm not sure. :)
  • Jul 3, 2008, 03:55 PM
    starbuck8
    We could put the two of those together, and you could be Sissy Pants... HA HA HA! :p
  • Jul 3, 2008, 03:59 PM
    Alty
    You sure are cheeky for a duck. ;)

    Starduck, I hear you're going out on the town. I hope you have a blast. Have a beer or two for me, and pick up a hot guy while you're there. Find the guy before you drink the beer, they all look hot after 8 beers. ;)
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:04 PM
    starbuck8
    Yeah! My old friend Carol from BC. I think it will probably be tomorrow that we go. She called back, and is going out with a few other friends for supper tonight, and said she doesn't know how long she will be. I'll tell you about Carol sometime. Her and I went through a lot of stuff together. She's a great person, and I love her kiddos! :D
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:08 PM
    Alty
    I wish I could come. Like I said, have a few beers for me. :)

    Now, don't get too wild when you go out, just wild enough. Table dancing is okay, but don't remove any clothing, unless of course you think it will work. If a guy offers to buy you a drink then let him. Dance, dance, and dance, or sing along to the music if there's no dancing. Go buy yourself a new outfit, I know you want to. In short, have fun, lots of fun, goodness knows you need some fun. :) I'll be there in spirit, when you feel a little nudge, that's me. :)
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:14 PM
    starbuck8
    :D I'm sure we will have a blast! We always have. She is the one that always kept a shovel handy if she and I ever needed a weapon, or a digging tool... LOL! That was just always a running joke between her and I. All she would have to say was... if you've got the beer... I'll bring the shovel! Baaaddd Girlz! HAHAHA! ;)

    Disclaimer... this is a joke to anyone who doesn't know Miss Sarcastic Pants! :p
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:17 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee. I've got a shovel, can I come along? ;)

    Hubby's still not home. Where is hubby, he's almost 1 hour late. It's his birthday, I've got his presents waiting for him, and plans to take him out for dinner. Where is he?
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:21 PM
    starbuck8
    Maybe the guys from work took him for a drink? Where's Randy? Maybe they went to see the strippers! ;)
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:24 PM
    Alty
    Randy's at work, and the guys hubby works with wouldn't take him and he wouldn't go. I'm getting worried. Where is he? :(
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:29 PM
    Alty
    I'm going to log off, I'm worried about hubby, going to make a few calls. He better be okay so I can kick his butt when he gets home. ;)

    I'll be back later. :)
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:29 PM
    starbuck8
    I would venture to say it's got something to do with his B'day somehow!

    Okay, call me if you need to! I hope everything is allright!
  • Jul 3, 2008, 04:47 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    helloooo?

    ::knock knock::

    hello? anyone?

    friend? You're not in the corner today? ....what's going on today?

    I'm here sneezy , was just having a snoozy :)
  • Jul 3, 2008, 05:04 PM
    Alty
    Hubby's home, he just had to work late, didn't call, had me worried. His butt has been kicked, now he's going to shower, and then we're going out for dinner with the kids. :)

    Hey M, how you doing? ;);)
  • Jul 3, 2008, 05:14 PM
    friend4u178
    I'm good thanks Alty , hope you have a good night. Treat wiggy with care tonight ;)
  • Jul 3, 2008, 05:17 PM
    Alty
    With care? Well, there go my plans. ;)

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