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  • Apr 15, 2008, 09:58 PM
    starbuck8
    I will try and do that Starty... :D

    Oh... yes one more pleeeaaasssseeee! Make it a double k? ;)
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:00 PM
    startover22
    Double it is, (with a smile)
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:02 PM
    starbuck8
    Whew! That one had a good bite to it! Keep them coming! Hehehe!
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:06 PM
    starbuck8
    Hear's a good giggle for you.

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    Oops! I don't know if I did that right!! Sorry!
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:11 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the public address system and boomed out for all the store to hear: PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE. That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks'. In a very businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the public address system; DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND THAT YOU BELT IN WITH A HAMMER.
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:18 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Hear's a good giggle for ya'll.

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    Oops! I don't know if I did that right!?!? Sorry!

    Nope nothing there starby , what's happened to my star pupil?
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:23 PM
    startover22
    Ahhahaha Sneezy... ewwwww
    Friend, LOL star pupil? I got Star(by) a few good drinks, you keep on dancing Starby, here's another sweet heart!
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:30 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of the items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the public address system and boomed out for all the store to hear: PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN. TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE. That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks'. In a very businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the public address system; DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND THAT YOU BELT IN WITH A HAMMER.

    Geeezzz, LMAO!

    A woman decides she wants a night out with the girls. Her husband says it's all right, but he wants her home by midnite. She agrees.

    The ladies go out for a night on the town, and they had such a good time and had gotten really drunk. By the time she knew it, it was 3am, so she thought she had better get home.

    She walked into her house and was relieved that is was dark and her husband must be asleep.

    Just then the cuckoo clock chimed 3 times. She thought, oh nooo, if her husband heard that, he would find out that she came home 3 hrs late. So she had a bright idea and started to cuckoo 9 more times, just in case, so her husband would think it was midnite.

    When they got up in the morn, the husband asked her how her night was and what time she got home. She said, well I got home at midnite, just as I said I would.

    Her husband smiled and said, that great honey I'm glad you had a good time. Oh, by the way, I think we need a new cuckcoo clock! She looked at him and asked... why?

    Well, he said, It cuckoo'd 3 times... and then it said "Oh $hit,. then it cuckoo'd four more times, and burped,. then it cuckoo'd 5 more times and farted and fell over the coffee table! :D
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:31 PM
    friend4u178
    Lmao... :-)
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:31 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    Nope nothing there starby , whats happened to my star pupil?

    Oops, I don't know! I tried to copy it from one of my emails!. hmmmm!

    It works for me when I click on it!. maybe because it's my acct and I'm signed in? It gives me a link when I click on "sign in"
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:34 PM
    friend4u178
    So is it a website?
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:36 PM
    starbuck8
    No, just an email I have... here, I'll send it to you via email.
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:36 PM
    startover22
    Hehehehe, love the farted part. Farts always make me giggle! Well, unless they are the terrifying ones, and believe me with a daughter like her father and three young boys, I know what those are!!
    OK, enough personal info about members in this family... LMAO oh goodness I just know I never ever ever ever ever fart... I fluff. Giggle
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:36 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    No, just an email I have...here, I'll send it to you via email.

    When I clicked on it, it went straight to my sign in page on MSN... heehee
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:41 PM
    starbuck8
    LOL... You sound like members in my family Starty... there's nothing better than a fart joke to them, hahahaha!

    I just sent the email to Friend... he will probably know how to post it back on here, hehe!
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:42 PM
    startover22
    Ya, he knows everything! Teach us sweet friend, teach us!
    LOL, I thought I knew things, but then I got this new lap top and I can't do anything! Oh well, I will use the kids puter for posting stuff like pics and such... :)
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:46 PM
    friend4u178
    OK
    This is what starby was trying to post

    YouTube - Dancing Skeleton Man

    Basically what you were trying to post starby is a wav. File or Movie file , I'm pretty sure you can't post those on here as they are normally quite big , this one is 3.7 mb.

    So what I did was just go to YouTube , type in skeleton man in the search engine and then attach the web link.
    Clear as mud really :-) That's your lesson for today!
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:47 PM
    starbuck8
    It's so funny... my friends call me when they have puter probs, or want to know what to do. How silly are they? I usually tell them I will get back to them shortly, and then call my Dad, LOL! I'm so SMRT! Nobody else know that I can't even cut and glue properly... right Friend?. LMAO!
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:48 PM
    starbuck8
    Ahhhhhh, I see says the blind man!. hehe!
  • Apr 15, 2008, 10:49 PM
    friend4u178
    Lol... well after all this is a Help Desk :-)

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