Yea, but I get it. I don't think it's funny.

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Originally Posted by kp2171

guys are idiots. its what we do best.

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Sigh. I have to agree with this.

Thanks hheath! :) :)

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but only if told to a dude.

grls wont get it.

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I get it, and I find it amusing. I actually snorted a little bit.

I'm with Bella.

I love jokes, and even the sick ones I usually get a giggle out of. This one just wasn't funny, at least from a girls perspective.

Maybe I'm just grumpy though, so don't pay any attention to what I think.

New skin has me down. Almost 3 years here, tons of people I adore, and I'm seriously considering leaving for good. I can't take it anymore.

Whoever is forcing this on us doesn't give a rats arse what we think. Well fine, if he/she wants to pi$$ of the people that put money in his/her pocket, watch me walk. I don't have to be here, I choose to be.

Maybe when the money stops popping into his/her account, he/she will finally listen to what we have to say. :(

Example...

A woman could hint to a man what she liked and wanted for a year and he wouldn't probably buy a clue.

Last week at work I was facing another guy who was working at a computer facing my area. I wasn't looking at him. Until guy instinct caused me to look to see him looking at a girl behind me by 20 ft, tracking her sexy walk. So.. of course I saw him see her and I turned.

Now... call me an idiot. Won't be the first time. But there was some silent "DUDE!" esp going on there. Its like that.

I accept I am wired differently from the XX set for the most part.

Ill lead the fidiot parade. Be the grand master.

No fight there.

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i get it, and i find it amusing. i actually snorted a little bit.

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Snorted is a funny word.

Maybe I'm spending too much time with my 6 year old.

Then again, there is such a thing as too much time with a silly child.

Tick tock... I hear that clock running...

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I would never put a lock on my fridge. If my kid is hungry or thirsty she can eat or drink. I baby sat for this couple and the father would lock the cupboards and fridge, and the kids were always hungry and thirsty. I felt so bad for them. But I think she learned her lesson as far as feeding Lady a dozen of eggs go.

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What made her decide to feed raw eggs to the dog, anyway?

You're too smart to be a fidiot KP. But I love that you'll admit to it. :)

Lately I'm not only a fidiot, but a big "b" little "itch" as well.

Just really grumpy.

I could use a hug.

No girls, not you! KP! A nice squishy long hug.

While you're there... ;)

You, I;m kind of grumpy, but for other reasons. Found it kind of degrading. But maybe that's my hormones acting all wonky. You know us girls... temperamental...

Alty can't you just use the old skin? Or does yours keep changing back to the new one? I don't like the new skin, but I find aside from the stupid reddies and the weird comments, I don't notice it any more. I am on the V2 skin, and hopefully will be able to keep it that way.

So its like the anti joke to my ex's fav joke...

Why are so many women really bad at estimating measurements?

Because men have lied to them their whole lives about what six inches looks like.

The men rarely snicker at that one...

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what made her decide to feed raw eggs to the dog, anyway?

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Oh probably the same thing that possessed her to climb on my TV, break my fan, poop in her toy box, flush a roll of t.p down the toilette, I don't know toddlers?

Virtual hugs :)

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so its like the anti joke to my ex's fav joke...

why are so many women really bad at estimating measurements?

because men have lied to them their whole lives about what six inches looks like.

the men rarely snicker at that one...

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Okay that was good.

Eh... the joke is probably funny to me cause I'm sure my ex is out on a date night with a different married man while I have an overnight with my kid.

So... I'm hormonal for my own reasons.

Getting easier and easier to cut the ties... but I'm still working on it. The head and the heart just don't always mesh.

Okay the usual suspects is on. Always good for a chuckle.

What the hell is wrong with a tug now and then?

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Okay the usual suspects is on. Always good for a chuckle.

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Love it.

Anything with kevin spacey is worth a shot.

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eh... the joke is probably funny to me cause im sure my ex is out on a date night with a different married man while i have an overnight with my kid.

so... im hormonal for my own reasons.

getting easier and easier to cut the ties... but im still working on it. the head and the heart just dont always mesh.

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Wise words.

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eh... the joke is probably funny to me cause im sure my ex is out on a date night with a different married man while i have an overnight with my kid.

so... im hormonal for my own reasons.

getting easier and easier to cut the ties... but im still working on it. the head and the heart just dont always mesh.

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Try being almost 40 (it hurts to even type it), anemic, sick every freaking day, kids on summer break, husband on nights, hotter then hell, PMSing, house a mess, yard a mess, I'm a mess.

Ya, I'm complaining.

I just want to have a good cry right about now.

Where's the farking midol and beer? :(