Haha.. its my last day here... I have a 1 month holiday for wedding stuff... so that's cool... Will be hitting the town tonight... chasing your beer truck.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
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Haha.. its my last day here... I have a 1 month holiday for wedding stuff... so that's cool... Will be hitting the town tonight... chasing your beer truck.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
I'll wave from the passenger seat. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
My dog just farted.
Ya, I shared.
Haha... M with the special treatment for the ladies.. typical... Lol! Its OK... I could use the exercise anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
And yeah, thanks for sharing Alty... ;)
Special treatment?Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
Being allowed to sit in the car is special treatment?
Don't go spoiling me too much now, I might get used to it. :rolleyes:
Lol! Sitting in the beer truck, next to M is a huge honor... so be happy... Lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Honor?Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
I didn't ask, I just jumped in. It's not my fault you didn't think of it first. ;)
Run little boy, run. :)
Now I'm happy. :D
Haha... glad you are happy... I'm here chasing after the beer truck... don't worry, I'll catch up with it eventually.. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
M, floor it! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by BlackVY
Haha... he wouldn't do that to a fellow aussie now would he? Lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
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Originally Posted by Altenweg
Hop in Alty :cool:
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Originally Posted by friend4u178
M... is that you driving? If it is, thought it was an Aussie truck... so its right-hand drive, isn't it?Quote:
Originally Posted by friend4u178
I want to do something fun on my answering machine. I found these. Opinions?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Hi. This is Jeff:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Hi! ______'s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval.
This is you-know-who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
I'm home right now, I'm just screening my calls. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.
Hello. I'm not at home right now because I'm out making changes in my life so leave a message and if I don't call you back, you're probably one of those changes.
Hi. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't at home and it's safe to leave us a message
Hi. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.
Which one should I do?
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Originally Posted by BlackVY
It's all done with mirrors ;)
Personally , I'd go with the Beer one Alty :D
I like the "leave your mastercard number" one. It's not identity theft if they give it to you.
I like the one that goes:
"Hello?........ pause
GOTCHA SUCKA
leave a message"
Sarah
Hello, you've reached ___and ___. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. ___ likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slow. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
I like all of those.
Personally, I think M is right, even though I'm not in school so Academics is out, the beer thing is right on the money.
I also like the call screening one. :)
Haha good ones Alty!
One of the BEST anwering machine messages I have heard is someone saying
"hello........... hello........... can you speak up?......... HELLO???!......... You have got the answering machine please leave a message"
:p
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