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  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:37 PM
    spyderglass

    Alty, I was watching a program about sex the other day. And supposedly when you orgasm it causes the cervix to contract and dip down into the seminal fluid- thereby increasing your chances at conceiving. This was a scientific study mind you. But until I can find the documented proof I'm not endorsing this as fact quite yet.
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:39 PM
    friend4u178

    And then you chew hubby's head off right ;)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:41 PM
    spyderglass

    Yep, procreation, then recreation ;)
    I figured you would have a field day with that last comment of mine :)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:42 PM
    friend4u178

    LOL
    I was just sitting over in the corner watching ;)

    I do that you know :)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:44 PM
    Alty

    Yup, M likes to watch, it's his thing. :)

    Well, that's interesting, orgasms promote conception, no more orgasms for me, I'm done having kids. ;)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:47 PM
    spyderglass

    Yeah, I only want one. But I'm 22 and I like to orgasm very much thank you. So I guess I'm doomed to have a large family... unless the IUD does what it's supposed to :)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:49 PM
    friend4u178

    Uhhmmm... glad I can't conceive then!!
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:52 PM
    spyderglass

    Ha haa ha. Funny.:)
    Yeah men are EXTREMELY lucky they can't conceive and bear a child. They couldn't handle the pain, let alone lugging around a baby for 9mos. :)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:56 PM
    Alty

    Nope, men can't handle that sort of pain. If it was up to men to procreate, one man would have a child, tell the others how bad it was, and none of them would try it. The human race would die.

    Now, we women, we know it hurts, it hurts like hell, it's the worst pain you'll ever experience, but we still have more than one. Really, I think there's something wrong with us. ;)

    I love my two, and two is enough, especially considering all the pets I have, I couldn't handle another child right now. ;)

    Got to run kids, be good.

    Oh, Starby says hi, she's sans computer for the next little while, or at least we hope it will be only a while. She says hi, be good, miss you lots, lub lub lub you all, and batman have beer for her, and buy her a laptop (I threw that one in). Oh, she said "She'll give you a lap dance for a lap top" sounds like a fair trade to me. ;)

    Night all.

    Alty out. :)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 09:57 PM
    Stringer

    However supporting it for 32 years is fun.
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:04 PM
    spyderglass

    Ouch, 32 years? Tell Starbs she has a taker for a lapdance-laptop exchange. I'm getting a new one for X-mas anyway. (woot)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:10 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by spyderglass View Post
    Ouch, 32 years? Tell Starbs she has a taker for a lapdance-laptop exchange. I'm getting a new one for X-mas anyways. (woot)

    Spydy
    You want a Lapdance from starby :confused: :confused:

    Man that's just out there Jerry... ok I volunteer to watch ;)


    Hey stringer :)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:10 PM
    Stringer

    Nope... do I look like a lapdance lover? Afraid not dear.
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:11 PM
    spyderglass

    Yeah, FlyB what's wrong with a lapdance. For my 18th b-day my best friend took me to a strip club.
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:12 PM
    Stringer
    Doing fine buddy, just got back from Olive Garden and dinner with the family with Marta, son, daughter in law, 2 grandchildren and one "guest" that my granddaughter brought along... the check with tip was over $255.00... supporting again.

    Are you ready to dive into the weekend my friend?
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:16 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by spyderglass View Post
    Yeah, FlyB what's wrong with a lapdance. For my 18th b-day my best friend took me to a strip club.

    Oh nothing... I just didn't think girls were into watching other girls Lapdance for some reason :eek:


    I'm proud of you spydypants ;)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:17 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Doing fine buddy, just got back from Olive Garden and dinner with the family with Marta, son, daughter in law, 2 grandchildren and one "guest" that my granddaughter brought along... the check with tip was over $255.00.....supporting again.

    Are you ready to dive into the weekend my friend?

    Ha Ha... just as well your loaded stringer LOL

    Yep I have about 1/2 hour left here and then off for the weekend :)
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:19 PM
    spyderglass

    You should be :)
    So is Mr.Spyder... LOL!
    I'm not really what most people would call a bisexual but some women are attractive to me. And in my relationship we have no problem with each other noticing an attractive person- male or female
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:24 PM
    Stringer

    Ok... it is now 12:25 am, Marta is calling me... so see you later, M have fun and a cold one for me...
  • Oct 23, 2008, 10:25 PM
    friend4u178

    Will do

    Night stringer

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