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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Not true! They...y'know...kinda sorta like me.

...This is getting WAY too weird for me. I'm getting somewhat bored, and when I get bored, I get destructive, which means I go on fbook to randomly anger people.

Yeah, so...I should go to bed. NIGHT!

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Bored?

We're boring you?

Well fine then! Go to bed! :(

:: pout, pout, pout::

Night Sneezy.

I use V card all the time. I said that AMHD stole my QnA site v-card lol

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat.

Why?

At the age of 15 can you really be that clueless about sex? Did she miss the day the taught this in school? I went to a Catholic school for goodness sake. I remember the day our prissy religion teacher showed us how to put on a condom. That was in 9th grade!

Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat!

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My school taught us if you have sex you will get aids. And in 8th grade we were taught that if we were a homosexual male, we would get aids.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

She has listening devices on all her play things. She called me yesterday that I was taking too long in the shower. I explained that I was just a through cleaner, but she said she didn't buy it.

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Did I miss a post or am I having an aneurysm? :o

I remember our sex ed teacher with a banana and a condom. And then the pictures of all the STD's. It still gives me nightmares. We were told that if we had unprotected sex we would get STD's.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Did I miss a post or am I having an aneurysm? :o

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That was for Sneezy being weirded out about you calling him Binky. But I had a brain fart and couldn't think of any thing clever.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I remember our sex ed teacher with a banana and a condom. And then the pictures of all the STD's. It still gives me nightmares. We were told that if we had unprotected sex we would get STD's.

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We were not even told about birthcontrol, condoms, anything. Abstinence only sex ed for one day in health class

Wow, you're like 10 years younger than me, you would think that the sex ed would have improved since than.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Wow, you're like 10 years younger than me, you would think that the sex ed would have improved since than.

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We did however have a demonstration that showed us how we were going to get aids. We shook hands with everyone and it represented sex and the spread of aids. At least one girl each year graduates pregnant.

The lighted boobs reminds me of probably the very first dirty joke I ever heard in my life and happened in grade school. It was a Tarzan and Jane Joke. Tarzan asks Jane what''s this and Jane said inlet. Jane asks Tarzan what's that? Taezan replies that it his outlet. Tarzan get's an idea and says "Why don't we stick my outlet into your outlet and turn on the headlights".

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I like it. It looks like a whip made into a bracelet. Can't go wrong with that.

I think we all see different adds. For the past day or so, the ad that shows up for me is one of a necklace with a tiara pendant. Thanks Sneezy! :(

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I have an allstate ad.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

umm....

tuna fish!

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And that caused a red lobster ad.

I must say, that if you're girl smells or tastes like tuna, it's time to stop eating.

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.

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If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's not as much fun as it looks. I clicked on it because a previous incarnation of the ad had a mostly naked woman on it. No women. Not even a customizable avvie. Not even any action. It's really boring.

It doesn't look fun. But it's really tempting...

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

She got me a free scuba diving session for my bday...close to $150...

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I know the conversation has moved on, but I'm confused by this, how is it a "free" session if it was close to $150??

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Originally Posted by DoulaLC

I know the conversation has moved on, but I'm confused by this, how is it a "free" session if it was close to $150???

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Haha, free for me, not for her. It was as "gift card" type deal.

And I love scuba. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Aquaman.

Hi. My name is take on too much.

So yeah I did take on too much.

I've been working a lot lately. You know summer time being the prime time for the club scene anyway it's usually work sleep gym do stuff work. And well my friend had to fire her sitter because well she was a bad sitter and she asked if I could watch him. I agreed thinking it was just today.. boy was I wrong. So Monday Wed Fri I'm watching a baby from 9AM to 5PM. This is kind of hard for me this is my do stuff time-- you know groceries, paying bills, gym... laundry (lol--- get it JERSEY SHORE aha.. I don't watch that show but I know that line). So yeah now I'm watching a baby-- eeps! On Friday someone is dropping off their dog that I'm watching for a while. So in my head I have a baby on my hip, Rachel asking for a cookie (that's her new thing right now) and Camille and the dog fighting (those two don't get along.. they're always chasing eachother) and in the midst of it all I'm trying to make lunch.

Hahaha

Anyway wish me luck.

Right now Rachel is playing with the baby while watching Elmo. They seem to get along... now.

Hello

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

Haha, free for me, not for her. It was as "gift card" type deal.

And I love scuba. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Aquaman.

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Cool... I sometimes pretend to be Wonder Woman, but the kids keep asking me to stop wearing the costume when I pick them up at school... :confused:

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Hi. My name is take on too much.

So yeah I did take on too much.

I've been working a lot lately. You know summer time being the prime time for the club scene anyways it's usually work sleep gym do stuff work. And well my friend had to fire her sitter because well she was a bad sitter and she asked if I could watch him. I agreed thinking it was just today.. boy was I wrong. So Monday Wed Fri I'm watching a baby from 9AM to 5PM. this is kinda hard for me this is my do stuff time-- you know groceries, paying bills, gym... laundry (lol--- get it JERSEY SHORE aha.. I don't watch that show but I know that line). So yeah now I'm watching a baby-- eeps! On Friday someone is dropping off their dog that I'm watching for a while. So in my head I have a baby on my hip, Rachel asking for a cookie (that's her new thing right now) and Camille and the dog fighting (those two don't get along.. they're always chasing eachother) and in the midst of it all I'm trying to make lunch.

hahaha

anyways wish me luck.

Right now Rachel is playing with the baby while watching Elmo. They seem to get along... now.

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Wondered why your name hadn't shown up for awhile! Good luck! Hope things go smoothly this week for you... :)