I LOVE duck.

Starduck... Mmmmm

Ooooh, I can't believe I didn't come up with Starduck, dangit, it was right in front of me. ;)

How could you not?

Now alty, I really don't see you as a duck...

More like... peasant? Alteasant? Perhaps RABBIT? Altabbit?

Rabbit? Me? No way, I'm an owl, you know, a predator, I feed on wee mice and, wait, owls eat rabbits. Okay, I'm a tiger, yup, a tiger, I slink around and eat wildabeast and, wait, they eat rabbits too. Okay, I'm a wolf, a sleek, beautiful she wolf, I eat, no way, not another one. Okay, I'm a rabbit, a fast rabbit, a really fast, really smart, not going to get eaten, rabbit. :)

::Waaaahhhhh:: Starduck? I sound like a dish on a Chinese Food Restaurant menu! I want to eat the Chinese food... I don't want to be a dish! Baaaddd Sneezy... Baaaadddd Alty! ::Waaaahhhh::

Aw, poor Starduck, it's okay. Come here, I'll give you a hug, you can cry on my shoulder.

Quick, Sneezy, grab her and stick her in the oven! Muwahahahahahaha.

I can see it now. You sit down at a chinese restaurant... ask the waiter for the special... in his extremely asian accent:

Wee hab po yoo... stah duk.

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I can see it now. You sit down at a chinese restaurant...ask the waiter for the special...in his extremely asian accent:

Wee hab po yoo...stah duk.

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ROFLMAO!!

Stah duk. LMAO! Stah duk, it's fun to say, let's say it again. STAH DUK! :)

Ducky, are you okay? ;)

Oooh, time to add some more seasoning, you're coming along nicely my fine feathered friend. :)

This is fun.

::I can't... I can'ttt... breaaathhh:: ::Cough... cough... gurgle... gurgle:: ::Open lid,. OPEN LID:: ::getting sleepy... very sleepy::

Lullaby, and good night, close your eyes little ducky. ;)

You'll wake up in a bed of leeks and potatoes...

... or you won't. Heh

If I hear another 14 year old kid saying she might be pregnant, I'm going to hurt someone.

I see you went to that thread as well, or is there another? Please tell me there isn't another.

14, go play with your dolls, that's the only kind of baby a 14 year old should have.

I feel your pain Sneezy, what's this world coming to?

It's okay now! DatMan came to save the day! You can't outwit DatMan! You can all go eat dirt! Pppthhhhbbbtttt! :p

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you'll wake up in a bed of leeks and potatoes...

...or you won't. heh

if I hear another 14 year old kid saying she might be pregnant, I'm going to hurt someone.

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I'll join you... geeeezzzzz! Unreal! Where are these kids parents?

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I'll join you....geeeezzzzz! Unreal!! Where are these kids parents?

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They're at the playground :rolleyes:

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They're at the playground :rolleyes:

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Uh huh! I believe it's a special playground where they serve drinks, wear thongs above the top of their jeans, meet with the drug dealers on the corner, and do the bump and grind on the playground dance floor. Wait... I think that is a regular playground! :eek:

It's sad. My son is 9, does that mean I have 5 years left before he becomes sexually active, or is that wishful thinking, will it be sooner?

We have "the talk" whenever he's willing to listen, or asks questions. So far we have a good foundation, he still at the "mommy knows everything" stage. But 14, that's when they know everything, or at least think they do. I remember being 14, I wasn't an angel, and no one could tell me that I should stop what I was doing. Bad things didn't happen to me, they happened to other people, or at least that's what I told myself. I got lucky, lived to tell the tale, but now I just shake my head.

The question is, how do you get through to a 14 year old, because we're just old fuddy duddy's that want to ruin their fun. Not so fun when you're 14 and pregnant.

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Not far from the truth M, sadly not far at all. Parents today believe that they can just let their kids do whatever they want. As long as mommy and daddy can go out and have fun, who cares what junior and princess are doing. All of a sudden Princess comes home pregnant, and junior has an STD, and the parents are mad. "Where did we go wrong?". Really? Do you want a list, because I can provide you with one, no prob. ;)

If they don't grow up in a stable home, and they don't have rules to live by and someone they can talk to, they want attention, and will get it wherever they can! Also, they think they are bulletproof... like we all did at that age. Only now, things have changed, and there is so many more temptations to do things that are bad, and sometimes even deadly for them.