Yuch! A Cat!

Oh Mag... you are a grump!

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Originally Posted by magprob

Yuch! A Cat!

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Honey, I've had snakes, snapping-turtles,bred apricot poodles, had other dogs like shepards and airdales and cats. My dad taught me to love all animals. With my health right now, and in the past - I have company and comfort without having to take him for a walk out in all kinds of weather.

Larry is so mellow - he can compete with any two-legged - especially the last jerk I had. Be kind Mag.. it all depends on how you get treated in life by those you treat well.

Night,night.

P.S. You should have known - he's my avatar too..

I finally had to retire the SPAM mousepad

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Originally Posted by Chery

Honey, I've had snakes, snapping-turtles,bred apricot poodles, had other dogs like shepards and airdales and cats. My dad taught me to love all animals. With my health right now, and in the past - I have company and comfort without having to take him for a walk out in all kinds of weather.

Larry is so mellow - he can compete with any two-legged - especially the last jerk I had. Be kind Mag.. it all depends on how you get treated in life by those you treat well.

Night,night.

P.S. You should have known - he's my avatar too..

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Well... since his name is Larry and he does you right I'll make an exception... this time.

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Originally Posted by J_9

I finally had to retire the SPAM mousepad

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I thought we were going to meet in Vegas so you could give it to me.

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Originally Posted by Chery

Night,night Greg..

hello all, how are ya doing? Hope you all have a wonderful Weekend and a

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Going to take a nap with my four-legged man and tomorrow I get to see my other favorite little man - he's a super-flirt.

Hey Mag.. thought I'd include something nicer than politics and finances on here, hope it's OK with you.....

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What a cute little fella! (Not the cat) How old is he?

I'm not a big fan of cats either. We saved a kitty from the shelter, but it won't take to our retriever. Poor cat (Apache) lives in our basement until we find a better home... I go down there to work out for about two hours a night and it just stares evilly at me. I'm starting to hate my workouts!
Last night I said good night to you fine folks and went to bed, our dog (Hanna) sleeps on a bed next to our bed.
I forgot to close the basement door and the cat worked her way up the stairs into my room. First there was the breathy hiss, then a two tone moan. You know that terrifying scream cats do when they fight? Yeah, I almost pis*ed the bed. Poor dog flew to her kennel terrified. Nikki almost had a heart attack and was frozen in terror... I was laughing when I saw that she couldn't even talk. LOL... Anyway, I'm giving away a cat to anyone who's interested. I will pay for shipping and will even put the cat in a padded envelope for comfort.

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Originally Posted by magprob

Well...since his name is Larry and he does you right I'll make an exception...this time.

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_209.gif Thank you Mag. I love you too! Even though your not four-legged.


Greg, In a BAG?? Cats are territorial and need to know that the dog was first.. then it would have accepted the family as it should have. Sorry it did not work out - but maybe you really did not want it to. That's OK. Not all people have to like cats, but please don't hate them either, just because they don't wag their tails for you does not mean that they are evil. Knowing you, I'm sure the 'bag' was a joke. If you keep it, the cat and your dog will get along if you stay out of their 'conversations' and don't reveal your fears to either of them, they will be fine. I had a dog that metamorphosized like a warewolf when me or my daughter were threatened and you should have heard the sounds out of her... My cat can also raise his hair and growl like a dog when he does not like a person or animal around me. They have a special sense about them and are not scared of showing it. I think ALL animals are super, even he poor tarantula my snake ate. Heck, I eat cow, pig, fish and horse, so what does that make me?

TaTaForNow,

Cher

EDIT My two-legged little fella turned 17 months old yesterday - working on the terrible twos. Talking about metamorphosis...

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Originally Posted by Greg Quinn

I'm not a big fan of cats either. We saved a kitty from the shelter, but it won't take to our retriever. Poor cat (Apache) lives in our basement until we find a better home... I go down there to work out for about two hours a night and it just stares evilly at me. I'm starting to hate my workouts!
Last night I said good night to you fine folks and went to bed, our dog (Hanna) sleeps on a bed next to our bed.
I forgot to close the basement door and the cat worked her way up the stairs into my room. First there was the breathy hiss, then a two tone moan. You know that terrifying scream cats do when they fight? Yeah, I almost pis*ed the bed. Poor dog flew to her kennel terrified. Nikki almost had a heart attack and was frozen in terror... I was laughing when I saw that she couldn't even talk. LOL... Anyways, I'm giving away a cat to anyone who's interested. I will pay for shipping and will even put the cat in a padded envelope for comfort.

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I will take the dang cat... LMAO

[QUOTE=Chery]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_17_209.gif Thank you Mag. I love you too! Even though your not four-legged.


I'm three-legged. Does that count?
I'm sorry. I'm just too naughty and I can't stop!:o

Naughty, but NICE, dear Mag.

There have been some super three-leggeds in my life, but that's all behind me now (no pun intended here.. ). What I need now is just someone to be here for me, and Larry has not left me yet in 16 years - his hugs scratch me a little, but he shows he cares without much blah,blah...

The rest of you three-leggeds here can talk to me any time cause I know you care too - you're all just little too distant geographically.

HUGS!

Moo Shoe Pork


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Bush said each one of us would get 300.00, it was 800.00 but they dropped it to a 300.00 tax rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China , if we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.
The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is drink beer or spend it on prostitution, that is the only business still in the U.S. I don't know any Crack dealers anymore.

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Originally Posted by magprob

The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is drink beer or spend it on prostitution, that is the only business still in the U.S. I don't know any Crack dealers anymore.

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You silly young man... crack is also produced outside the U.S. Remember VietNam?. China made sure that dope of any kind was cheap and easy to get so that the soldiers would get hooked and the U.S. literally slowly but surely get messed up from the inside - growing slowly outward to destroy minds and cities to take over later. Invest in some seeds and start your own home-grown healthy stuff so that you know what's in it - that's better.

For those of you who think investing in weapons - well the best are still imported, so sorry about that too.

One thing I can think of is Native American casinos, but who can be sure of that - not me.

So, yup, beer - or still good ole american produced cigarettes would be my best bet.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif Any other suggestions?

I have a suggestion!!



SPAM... we could just all buy spam!
Nice to see you Chery!

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Originally Posted by startover22

I have a suggestion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



SPAM.....we could just all buy spam!
Nice to see you Chery!!

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http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_122.gifNice to see you too Start. Your're right.. and then get some chickens to lay fresh eggs. I just love spam with an egg on top! Yummy!

I say I hate spam...
But honestly I haven't ever tried it, if I ever ever do... I will put a freshly fried egg right on top of course! LOL

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Originally Posted by Chery

You silly young man... crack is also produced outside the U.S. Remember VietNam?.. China made sure that dope of any kind was cheap and easy to get so that the soldiers would get hooked and the U.S. litterally slowly but surely get messed up from the inside - growing slowly outward to destroy minds and cities to take over later. Invest in some seeds and start your own home-grown healthy stuff so that you know what's in it - that's better.

For those of you who think investing in weapons - well the best are still imported, so sorry about that too.

One thing I can think of is Native American casinos, but who can be sure of that - not me.

So, yup, beer - or still good ole american produced cigarettes would be my best bet.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_16.gif Any other suggestions?

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LMAO!:D

Just keep the cat box outside please. Outside, at the end of the driveway please. That way, the cat will always be able to find it since he is staying outside too. Don't bring that cat in here. I'm warning you. I am armed and as you are well aware, a little more than half crazy.