... I got... a New York ad.
... IS IT WATCHING ME?!
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... I got... a New York ad.
... IS IT WATCHING ME?!
The kingdom ad is on the first page for me. Must have something to do with it being a castle thread. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
Did you notice that there are now ads for home earache remedies in J's thread, because we were talking about Kits grandson having an earache.
They're watching us! They see everything! :eek:
Alty afraid.
Yes, it's watching you! It's watching all of us! It's reading our... dare I say it... I'm afraid to say it... ahhhh... it's reading our... shhh... posts! :eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
... now it's talking about insurance... and it has a picture of a car wreck.
... It knows my life!!
The kingdom building ad is enticing.
No more bullies.
No need to farm.
Improved graphics.
More fun! Free forever!
Play now!
There's a button that says "play now"
I must push the button. The computer is telling me to push the button. Must... push... pretty... button!
I don't see that ad.Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
It's reading your mind!
Quick, put on a tinfoil hat and hide in the closet! They're coming to get us! We must act fast! :eek:
Oh god it's learning!!
Um...
... can someone... get rid of her... from our gene pool?
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/...ex-492552.html
OK thanks bye.
Nooooo!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
But that was just a movie!
Computers can't think. They can't learn. They can't... Ahhhhhh! My monitor just blacked out! My mouse is stuck. It froze!
It's listening! :eek:
Sneezy, hold me, I'm afraid.
Since you're up, can you grab me a beer? Thanks binky. :)
I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.
D... did... did you... did you just call me binky?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat.Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Why?
At the age of 15 can you really be that clueless about sex? Did she miss the day the taught this in school? I went to a Catholic school for goodness sake. I remember the day our prissy religion teacher showed us how to put on a condom. That was in 9th grade!
Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat!
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Why?
No likey?
Push the button!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
I dare you to push the button!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Peer pressure is hard over the internet. :(
V card, I love that.
It's... so bizarre. You... are NOT the first person to call me that today... or the second, for that matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
Yes, but I say it with love. They say it with contempt. Big difference binky. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
She has listening devices on all her play things. She called me yesterday that I was taking too long in the shower. I explained that I was just a through cleaner, but she said she didn't buy it.
That would be Sneezy's fault.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell
His hip 24 year old venacular has rubbed off on me. Then he acts all surprised when I say something like V-card, or bomb diggity, or foshizzle.
What can I say, my mind is like a sponge, I soak this shyt up! ;)
Not true! They... y'know... kinda sort of like me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Altenweg
... This is getting WAY too weird for me. I'm getting somewhat bored, and when I get bored, I get destructive, which means I go on fbook to randomly anger people.
Yeah, so... I should go to bed. NIGHT!
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