Originally Posted by
Altenweg
We do not discuss the accordion! I deny everything! You can't prove it! It's a cool instrument. Shut up, it is too cool! :o :eek:
I'm Mary with the cherry? Bella, whenever I'm forced (yes forced) to go to church the only prayer I say is that I won't burn to a crisp as soon as I cross the threshold. I don't go near the holy water, I'm sure it would burn.
To make matters worse, the last time I went, it was for a funeral, in the Catholic church I used to go to when in school. It's huge, and the place was packed. I had a bad cough, and wouldn't you know it, I had a coughing fit right at the moment the priest asked everyone to bow their heads in a moment of silence.
I couldn't have stopped coughing if someone had put a gun to my head, and I think a few people wanted to.
I ended up getting up and leaving. I felt so bad. It was a good friends fathers funeral.
Afterwards, at the coffee and cake session, no one would come near me. My friend however thought it was hilarious. His father would have gotten a kick out of the fact that he got me into a church and that even then I couldn't behave. ;)
It wasn't my fault. I even took cough medicine before we went. I think God just has it in for me. :(