That man is an insult to men! He pi$$ed me off so bad I couldn't even respond.

How about this one?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/philos...le-476265.html

Arrr!

Disvirgin boy is going to need a new head when I'm done with him.

KP, you hold him down, I'll slap the snot out of him.

Men like that make me so darn angry.

German girl is about to get her temper on.

I want to slap him with his own penis!

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How about this one?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/philos...le-476265.html

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J, my post to him will probably be deleted. :(

I hope not Alty. He needs a slap in the face as well.

He! I'm all into slapping people tonight!

Urgh, the night started bad!

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I hope not Alty. He needs a slap in the face as well.

He!! I'm all into slapping people tonight!

Urgh, the night started off bad!

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I'm with you J.

Just lead the way. We'll take turns holding and slapping. :)

I think you are doing a pretty good job all by yourself.

I need to go to bed. The birds just woke up.

I think the scratches on my wrist are mildly infected. If they're still red tomorrow, I'll pick the scabs off and scrub them with bactine, again.

Night Heath...

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Thank you madam.

Enjoy it for now, I may be banned tomorrow. :eek:

At this point it would be worth it. Besides, Ben loves me too much to ban me forever. Right? He'd only kick me off for a few days. Wouldn't he?

Ben! I'm sorry Ben. I didn't mean to do it. Get your finger away from the ban button. Please, give me another... um... a 3000th chance! :eek:

Should I promise to behave or have we all come to the conclusion that that's just not going to happen? ;)

Night Heath.

Wait... the birds are up?

Morning Heath. :)

Nope, not going to happen. We all know you too well.

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Shhhh, some people still believe I have it in me to be good! ;)

I do try. I really do. I just can't. I really can't. Some people just bring out the mad in me.

Let's be honest though, some people really deserve to have their heads ripped off and have me shout down the hole. :cool:

Oops. Was that out loud? :eek:

Oh crap! It's time for bed. I didn't realize how late it was.

Family fun day tomorrow. I get to see my cousins ex wife and the kids. I'm thrilled! I just hope I stop throwing up by then. :(

Pepto Bismol, tea, crackers, chicken soup, my amethyst necklace and... what else was there?

I'll either be super well tomorrow, or worse then I am now. ;)

Night all.

Sweet dreams Alty. Hope you feel better. Have fun.

Hello Hi Bonjour!

Mornin' Muddy

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What's up J_9 :)

I'm going to the salon in 15 min, I want to try something new but not too new. Any ideas?

Ugh, I want to try something new too. Well I did actually, got colored. DARK and I'm usually blonde.

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Ugh, I wanna try something new too. Well I did actually, got colored. DARK and I'm usually blonde.

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Nice!

Well I have long dark hair. I'd like to keep it long, so scissors are NO option lol. I look very ugly with short hair. ICK!

Maybe get a few blue streaks in my hair?:p Go a little lighter? :rolleyes:

You know what's going to happen? I'll go to the salon and do the same thing I do... get a deep condition, get a 1/2 inch trimmed off my ends and then styled.. lol I'm sooo boring.