::sneaks in... steals cleaver::... ::hides it in suitcase... uhmmm... buries it::

::Noux overpowers Ducky::

You can't steal my cleaver my little Sweetie Pie... Just for that, I'm handing you over to Joux.

::Noux chops off one widdle ducky foot::

I had to teach you a lesson and make an example out of you! :mad:

Told you, I'm a light sleeper.
Now stop that wimpering, here's a band-aid.

Easter Duck.

Is that all I am to you? Duck dinner? I have smelly feet! What do you need with my ducky feet? ::limps off::... ::bleeds all over floor::... ::whimpers:: Just a lonely Duck wanting to join in for an Easter dinner... It's not like it's Thankgiving dammit! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Yes, we know you have smelly feet. Believe me nobody is feastin' on them feets! Now we only have 1/2 the odor since one is in the trash can.

I don't want Ducky for Easter dinner; that's for Joux and his family. We're a team, remember?

::Noux shows cleaver to the Cowboy and says... ::

... Now if anyone else has any bright ideas of escapin, DON'T! :eek:

You haven't even begun to meet our demands for us to set you free! :mad:

Best wishes :)

The Duck certainly helps us that is for sure. (;

Goodmorning and Happy Easter Noux...

Off to the city to visit the in laws...

Ahh yes, I remember. Have a great Sunday and hope the Easter duck is delicious.

You guys chopped off ducky feet? What kind of monsters are you?

Ducky, come here, I have your foot and crazy glue, no worries, we'll fix you right up. Besides, we have turkey on easter, you're safe at my house, for a while. ;)

Poor wee Ducky, poor little quack.

Make sure the glues dried before you start waddeling on it :), maybe some duck tape to make it extra sturdy :D

Really, Alty- superglue for a severed limb?

Ducky tried to escape and she needed to be punished. Plus Joux and his family needed a main course for dinner.

Well I'll see if I can Google how to glue a limb and I'll just cut n' paste the instructions here. :p

*****Happy Easter*****

Hey Care Bear, whatcha up to today?

Drinking :)
Want to join in ?

And just what are you drinking?
What's the legal age to drink in the UK?

Wait, are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me? :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

And just what are you drinkin??
What's the legal age to drink in the UK??

Wait, are you trying to get me drunk so you can have your way with me? :rolleyes:

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Bacardi and dr pepper
Legal drinking age in uk is 18 :)
And... maybe ;)

That's a weird combo Bear... I'd prefer pineapple juice instead.

Bear, are you sure about that- I know things... ;)

Well I discovered the combo last year while on a plane :D

Well OK, if your sure, I don't mind drinking on me tod :)

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Originally Posted by albear

well i discovered the combo last year while on a plane :D

well ok, if your sure, i dont mind on me tod :)

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"on the tod"?

C'mon bear, I'm still trying to get pissin a mikky or however it goes...

'on ma tod' = ' on my own' = 'all by me lonesome' = 'billy no mates' :(

Aha! You went back and added "drinking"-on me tod... which still doesn't make sense.

So in other words, you don't have any pineapple juice because I'd prefer juice with Bacardi.

I see you changed your avi back...

drinking on ma yod = drinking on my own :)
no I don't have any pineapple juice sorry :o
yea back to my other avi it didn't feel right to change it so soon so I brought it back :)

Well I'll bring my own pineapple juice.
Now if you get me drunk, you better watch out! I'm a helluva woman. ;)

I think I'm starting to like my avi; everyone said it was scary at first. Don't know if they still feel that way but I'm starting to think it's cool. :cool: