Kidnap attemps,a foiled business,fish and guts,a run away van...

Aahhh,its good to be back!

What the heck did you kids do to my castle?

There's grease on the lawn, the gators are throwing up in the pond, Shazzy is crying in the corner with jumper cables attached to her... um, stuff. There's beer head everywhere and my van smells like fish!

Sheriff, who is in charge of this rowdy bunch?

It looks like Sheriff is on vacation. I thought everyone was going to hold the fort here, but looks like they could not handle it.

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It looks like Sheriff is on vacation. I thought everyone was going to hold the fort here, but looks like they could not handle it.

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Joe, you're a deputy, you must make these kids obey.

Here, you can use my handcuffs. :)

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What the heck did you kids do to my castle?

There's grease on the lawn, the gators are throwing up in the pond, Shazzy is crying in the corner with jumper cables attached to her.....um, stuff. There's beer head everywhere and my van smells like fish!

Sheriff, who is in charge of this rowdy bunch?!

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Well when you out it all together it sounds bad :rolleyes:

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Well when you out it all together it sounds bad :rolleyes:

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Yes, it does! ;)

I can't leave the castle for one minute without you kids getting into mischief.

Mommy may be going back to work soon, you kids have to be good while I'm gone. ;)

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Mommy may be going back to work soon, you kids have to be good while I'm gone. ;)

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WooHoo, mommy will be gone... PARTY WITH NO BOUNDARIES :p

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WooHoo, mommy will be gone... PARTY WITH NO BOUNDARIES :p

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I have eyes and ears everywhere young Shazzy. Do not attempt to trick the "mom".

Don't you know that women get eyes in the back of their heads and super hearing as soon as they give birth?

Also, I can tell when you're lying because mom's can see a little "L" show up on your forehead when you do.

I actually told my son that once, the next time he tried lying to me he put his hand on his forehead so I couldn't see the "L". Silly kids. ;)

Hey Shazzy, Alty, Joe and Red! :) Quite a few tonight!

Oh no, don't give me the potatoes to peel Red, I'll end up mashing them, cooking them on my own and have all disappeared in less that a second.

As for the dragon, beware, I've trained it, just as I trained the gators. ;)

Unky, the gators are sick, I think the naughty kids fed them bad fish.

Dragon?

When did we get a dragon?

Why didn't I see the documents requesting a dragon? I didn't sign off on a dragon.

Where is this dragon?

Haha Alty, I'm going to try the "L" thing on my brother!

Nah, I'd be too scared to have a party without permission, I never even snuck out of the house as a kid :rolleyes:

Hey Unky Dunky! How are you today?

I'm about to head off to bed! (which I have been saying for the past hour!)

I have to run too.

It's Sydney's birthday today. My little girl is 7 years old. I swear she was just born yesterday, where did the time go?

Anyway, lots of plans today.

I'll be back later. :)

Unky, you hold down the castle, you're in charge until I get back. Don't take any crap from these people, you're the boss for now, don't let them push you around.

Here, use the dragon, if they get mean, sic the dragon on them.

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Aww happy birthday to Sydney!

And that is one tiny, dragon, what's it going to do... nibble me!

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kidnap attemps,a foiled business,fish and guts,a run away van...

aahhh,its good to be back!

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That's why I love you baby!!

I just met my daughters new boyfriend... I don't like him!
He's too good looking,and polite!
A heartbreaker for sure.

I'm meeting brendans parents soon,ill need lessons on 'how too be nice and normal'!

Oh great. Good looking and polite is bad news all the way. Wait and his true colors might show.

How long have you been with Brendan?

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Oh great. Good looking and polite is bad news all the way. Wait and his true colors might show.

How long have you been with Brendan?

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We have been neighbours for over a year,friends for 6 months of that,than officially we got together.

Over 4 months now.. its good sunny.really good.
To say I'm in love with him would be an understatement.

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we have been neighbours for over a year,friends for 6 months of that,than offically we got together.

over 4 months now ..its good sunny.really good.
to say im in love with him would be an understatement.

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Your so lucky. I never really could say that with my husband and then we married. We were together for five years and then married just because. Do his parents live far away? Or is there a reason why you haven't met them yet?

They live a good bit away,they have seen me when they came to visit but we were not together then...
The problem is here I am 37 divorced,3 kids,and a trail of broken relationships and bad choices behind me..
I'm scared they will think I'm not good enough for their first born and then ill have to kill them!
I'm chicken .

Don't be crazy! How old is he? I mean I am sure he must have a scary past to since he hasn't or isn't married. Bad things happen to good people sometimes. If they don't go for that I will bury them when your done.