To me all cats are the one out of five :o

Pretty sure 4 of my 7 are plotting my demise. Unky just isn't interested. Mop would miss the cuddles. Aura would never want blood on her paws, she's too much of a princess for that.

Edith goes after me every time she sees the bottom of the food dish. Spot is constantly attacking my legs. Alty-cat's the one that slit my wrist. Zoe... you know what... I think zoe's working for aura.

Make that 5 of my 7 cats are plotting my demise.

Well if aura is doing the plotting and zoe is just following orders then technicall its still 4 :)

4 out of 7 isn't bad

Yeah, but I think zoe's the brains in that relationship. Aura's just supplying incentive.

LOL are you saying my cat is evil AND dumb>?

No, she just prefers to outsource.

Ok well. That's better. So what's the incentive she is supplying?

Cookies?

Maybe she threatened to feed her to M?

Be eaten... get cookies
Be eaten... get cookies
Be eaten... get cookies

Hmmmmm tough decission

Well... OK WT...

Touche' bella :D

Reet I'm off gals, hope your day goes better than mine did

And hope the rest of your week goes better than I expect mine to.

Take care, oh and hope there aren't any more cat attacks heath :)

Yeah, right. I live with 7 troublemakers. One of whom just peed on my floor.

That's OK, though. I have a plate of french toast next to me begging to be eaten.

Night bear. Chin up.

Anyone around?

I'm sick. Really sick. Throwing up sick. Light headed sick. Just sick, sick, sick.

I'm so sick that I cried. For those that don't know me well, I don't cry! Well, not unless someone I love dies.

I swear that I'm one step away from curling up into the fetal position and sucking my thumb.

I can't be sick right now. I'm going out for a day of fun with my cousins ex wife from Germany, and her kids, and my kids, and the whole shebang. I can't reschedule, she leaves Saturday.

So, does anyone have a quick fix? I'm willing to try anything. I'll shoot shark pee up my nose if it will work, even though I'm pretty sure finding shark pee won't be easy.

Anyone?

Anything?

What about the wonderful Wiccans on the site? Does anyone have a get well now spell? Remember, I'm willing to try anything!

Sigh.

Stupid body hates me so darn much. Maybe I should order a new one. Do you think Sears catologue (ok how the fark do you spell that?) has any?

Awws poor Alty!! Have you ever tried that cold fx stuff? Super expensive, but my mom swears by it. Also she drinks this mushroom tea (ha ha not that kind of mushroom) but she swears by it.

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Awws poor Alty!!! have you ever tried that cold fx stuff? Super expensive, but my mom swears by it. Also she drinks this mushroom tea (ha ha not that kind of mushroom) but she swears by it.

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I have tried the cold fx, it made my cold come on stronger, faster, and last longer then ever before. A lot to spend to be sicker. ;)

I don't think it's a cold anyway. It's a tummy thing. I don't have the sniffles, or a sore throat, just a really yucky tummy, throwing up, weak, and blah! We plan to go to the museum tomorrow. Throwing up and pooing my guts out in the museum is not my idea of gits and shiggles.

Mushrooms? Do tell. ;)

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I have tried the cold fx, it made my cold come on stronger, faster, and last longer then ever before. A lot to spend to be sicker. ;)

I don't think it's a cold anyway. It's a tummy thing. I don't have the sniffles, or a sore throat, just a really yucky tummy, throwing up, weak, and blah! We plan to go to the museum tomorrow. Throwing up and pooing my guts out in the museum is not my idea of gits and shiggles.

Mushrooms? Do tell. ;)

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Alty chicken noodle soup.. It really works and a real coke.. not diet... in ice chips... If not chicken soup... chilcken broth. Try it as hot as you can stand it. It really works.:)

You can try peppermint. Either suck on a peppermint, or drink peppermint tea, if you have some. It should help settle your stomach, at least a little.

It sounds like you either picked up a stomach bug, or ate something that was off.

As for spells, I don't really practice spells. I do, however use stones.

Do you have any citrine, amethyst, peridot, topaz, onyx, or snowflake obsidian? All of them are good for stomach troubles.

Clear quartz is good for diarrhea.

Amber, malachite, agate, amethyst, clear quartz, and sodalite are all good general healing stones.

If you have any of those, just hold them in your hand (or wear them, if they're jewelry) and focus on feeling better. Carry them with you when you go out tomorrow.

Throwing a few peppermints in your purse wouldn't hurt, either. I use peppermint whenever my stomach feels a bit off, or when I have cramps.