Nothing special... I usually have 2 or 3 a week, but I don't want to bore you... I'll get over it... just need to take care of a few people... :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
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Nothing special... I usually have 2 or 3 a week, but I don't want to bore you... I'll get over it... just need to take care of a few people... :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Cause Stringer needs my business help but I am all the way over here. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Ok, a 'smile' joke... not quite a 'LOL' joke...
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he Thought she
Might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach Her, he called the
Family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a
Simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea
About her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40
Feet away from Her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she
Hears you.If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
Response."
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and
he was In the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see What
Happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
No
Response.
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
Wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next
He moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up
To the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey,what's for dinner?" Again there
Is no response.
So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for
dinner?"
(I just love this)
"George, for the FIFTH time,
CHICKEN!"!!
That is the story of my father.
That is hilarious. A good joke can almost lighten any mood. I am about to leave out of here. I hope you guys have a good evening.
Night Adam, same time same place TOMORROW... :D
OK. Sounds like a plan. Bye!
Have a nice evening Adam (Deputy... stay alert!)
I have to deal with many types of egos both from clients and business partners... I don't lose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
HC and Starby, Wow you both have had lots of issues come up recently. I truly feel for both of you. Starby I wished you did not have to worry about that.
SHERIFF HOW MANY WARNINGS DO YOU EXPECT US TO GIVE??
Hey deputy, at this point let's say one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Stringer I am going to say goodnight.
Goodnight everyone...
Goodnight my friend.. have a good rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jesushelper76
Cute... resilient little buggers (duckies)...
LiveLeak.com - The most fearless baby ducklings ever.
And so another day ends in amhd land and everyone is heading off to bed. :D
That is awesome...
See Starby there is lots of hope for you yet... (;
But... mommy duck had feathers..
Another smile before bed...
Trip to Jamaica
A blond gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blond replies, "I'm blond,
I'm smart and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says, "I'm blond, I'm smart, and I have a good job. I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blond and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.
The head stewardess asks the copilot what he said to get her to move. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
Lol blond jokes are always good for a laugh :D
We do pick on them a lot don't we... by the way bear... are there any blond ducks?Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
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